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>have existential crisis >drive around random towns >stop

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>have existential crisis
>drive around random towns
>stop in random King Kullen
>buy apricots, hot peppers, and portobello mushrooms
>start eating them in the parking lot, raw and unwashed (and the mushrooms had soil caked onto them), until I get a stomachache after a couple of the peppers

How fucked am I? What happens if you eat unwashed fruit/vegetables/fungus?
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>>7755691
why the fuck would an existential crisis make you do that
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>>7755691
It was nice knowing you OP

May you find happiness in the next life
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Oh shit you can get food poisoning I just read? I still have a stomach ache, I thought it was from the spicy peppers or the soil from the mushrooms. Fuck.
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>>7755691
Well, I would induce vomiting just to be sure. It's probably nothing though.
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>>7755691
what drugs are you on?
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I just had intense stomach pain for like 5 minutes. I hope it was just from the spicy peppers. I think it's coming back, I'm going to lay down a little.

>>7755694
I suddenly felt like I should eat more healthy.

>>7755723
None.
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dirt on them, oh fuck.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6P68HikWu3w
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>>7755736
>I suddenly felt like I should eat more healthy.
so you stop at a random store and eat random unhealthy raw, unwashed produce
how has a fucking genius like you not won the nobel prize yet? it's truly a mystery
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wizard here

i recommend magical mushrooms over normal ones with regard to overcoming existential difficulties

they can be found easily in the wild if you look around the edge of cow fields
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>>7755691
It's probably either just the peppers or your paranoia making up symptoms.
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>>7755758
>apricots, mushrooms and peppers
>unhealthy

should he have been eating as he stuffed his face with fries and candy bars instead then? is that healthy in america?

op you're fine, apart from possibly ingesting a little shit from the mushrooms i seriously doubt that there's anything wrong with you. eating healthy is good and achievable and i hope you manage to work towards it and do it right
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You are/were fine OP, but it is best not to eat mushrooms raw.
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>>7757591
>>7755758
to be honest, this just shows how the op lives. he eats such shit that he has a crisis and just runs to the store and grabs his idea of a healthy snack and just devours it.

sounds like op needs a fucking lifestyle change. probably the first time he's ever eaten raw vegetables.
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did you go for the mushroom because you thought it would give you a power-up like super mario?
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