You have 10 minutes to tell Anthony "the meme" Bourdain

>>7724080
"Filipino food is objectively bad"

That ought to get the point across.

>>7724080
It's been subjugated by a diehard, hipster squad of oh-so-sure-of themselves millenials, and an uncaring, unappreciative mass of consumers, that could care less about their past, and their struggles.
Show fat people walking down the street with their faces above frame.
Show a girl with glasses and gauges using chopsticks, and laughing.
Display poverty, old women looking wistfully off camera, wrinkled profusely, gaunt, and tan.
Cut to Bourdain drinking a local beer, smiling, and then asking something like "SO what it "real" Filipino food. Is that even possible anymore?"

>>7724080
I'd just ask him why Filipino women don't compensate for their ugly faces by learning how to cook enjoyable food.

filipino food is like a frat boy chinese guy moved out of his home country and didn't know how to make anything so he fucked up all his traditional dishes. then he eventually got raped by spaniards and they made him learn their recipes, then when they left he couldn't help but integrate them into his own bastardized meme dishes.

>>7724189
You forgot the worship of American processed foods.

>>7724199
that's a given, they're lazy in culinary skill.

>>7724101
I pray to God you're not a native English speaker

>>7724170

wow dawg ur cool

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I show him 'that' video

Anthony Bourdain is a shit writer and shit person

He can eat all the Filipino food he wants. Let him choke on that shit.

>>7726138
This one?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K-PKO2FrdPY

>>7726138
This and banana ketchup being put on anything/everything

>>7724080

this has inspired me to make chicken and pork adobo tonight. ill put up some pictures so you guys can shitpost while you eat chicken nuggets.

they have some good dishes if you avoid all of the spam and hotdogs

>>7724080
Why talk when I can just start shooting?

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Why do you guys eat oriental food? Its will kill you! All that food is bad for the body, and you wonder why healthcare issues always comes up.

>>7724202
The old school women (yes, there are a few out there) still do everything from scratch.