>tfw you get there late and all that's left of the pizza

>>7711975
lucky for me my favorite part is the crust

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>corner pieces are usually crisped to a cracker-like texture
>dip in marinara sauce/ranch/hot sauce/whatever fuck you
>chow down motherfucker because corner pieces are hype

>>7711975
>people that throw away the crusts
Probably a coincidence but everyone I've met who does this, has almost always been kind of a shitty person.

>>7711975

cute kid

>>7712893
When I think about it, this sounds correct.

>>7711975
Is this the first of a cold pizza set?

>>7711977
>>7711980

Not the side pieces, the very specific ones that op highlighted. Those pieces are usually small as fuck and you're lucky if they have any toppings on them at all. They are just pure dough.

The SIDE PIECES however are the best, good topping to crust ratio

>>7711975
>circle
>corner

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>>7712893
Gonna have to agree, anon. The only time I'll throw out crust is if it's shit without toppings, and that's only ever happened with places like Dominos.

>>7714104
Fuck, took me a while to figure out what I was looking at

>>7712893
This and people who squirt ketchup all over their fries instead of dipping. It's a sign of some kind of basic mental deficiency, I think.

>>7714104
Jesus Christ.
At least he has a layer of fat.

>>7711975
Most pizza crust isn't worth eating
which is a shame, because the dough is 80% of the pizza. if you have bad dough, you can mask it with the sauce, cheese or toppings...until you get to the crust where it has to stand up for itself

>>7714104
why does he have pizza on his leg?

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>Cutting pizza, even a large one, into squares
>EVER

>>7714434
when you're being chased by an angry bull you're going to panic and drop things

>>7714434
He was shooting a scene for Big Sausage Pizza but the bull wasn't having it

>>7714443
>tfw no room on the table for remotes so you put them on the floor
>this pizza was supposed to be for our straight son
>their face when finding out he's a gay

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>>7714431
>the dough is 80% of the pizza

>>7711975
Dunk the crusts in Ranch.
What kind of 'Murrican are you?

>>7714443

"I thought this oversized party pizza would make us happier."

"I wish we didn't lose our son in Iraq"

"Doctor said I might need a new knee joint"

"I feel light headed and need to lie down"

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>>7711975
>cutting pizza into squares

This shit is a fucking crime and should be punished by public stoning.

>>7711975
God, I absolutely detest children. Get your ugly fucking kid's face away from all that god damned food. It probably already coughed and sneezed all over it so you may as well just throw half that pizza to the trash.

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>when the crust has that tiny bit of cheese and toppings on on it that gets all crispy

>>7711980
FPBP, the crust is the best part

>>7711975
This has never happened in the history of pizza.

It's always the middle slices that are left. Civilized people grab from the outside so that they can get a firm grip on the pizza crust, so they don't have to coat their hands in cheese and marinara.

What kind of dirtyboys are you hanging around with that can't wait to dig in to the center of the pizza and get their digits covered in a saucy greasy mess?

>>7715955
see
there's this first world thing invented called "washing your stupid hands" which involves tap water (water at will), soap (either bar or liquid), and a towel (preferably dry). It's what allows you to eat finger food without worry, like french fries, sandwiches, pizza and jalapeno poppers.

You can be a total weirdo and use utensils for those, but there's no point if you have said water, soap and towels to wash and dry your hands afterwards.

>>7715883
1) it's not gross
2) you should clean up your kid better
3) even IF the kid was any kind of sick, you're not going to taste it and you'll improve your immune system
Stop being such a whiny little bitch crybaby. Nothing has actually happened to you yet. Wait until something happens before you throw your temper tantrum. You don't see kids crying before they scrape their knee

>>7716111
>You don't see kids crying before they scrape their knee
Yes you do. You even see kids crying just because they want to cry.

>>7714104
>>7714424
I honestly thought that it was just pizza on his leg unto I read your comment. Holy fuck

>>7714100
>pizza spaghetti

>>7714443
How can you be this unhappy with a pizza like that in front of you

>>7717105
You make room for it in the fridge.

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>>7714136

>>7714100
Mom: "If you think that's big, just wait until YOUR pizza arrives!"

>>7717105
they prefer 50's aspic food

>>7717105
no pineapple

Why do americans order breadsticks with their pizza?

>>7717358
Only fat Americans with fat kids do it seems.

Also, cracker crust pizza like St. Louis style is the worst, fuck that, it's all squares like this.

>>7717363
I didn't ask who I asked what the point is of ordering breadsticks.

>>7714464
you talking shit about my 'go 'za again?

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>>7714443

>>7712893
I put my crusts in the box and eat it them after I eat the rest of the pizza, so it still stays moderately hot, i can't be the only person who likes their pizza to be melty when they eat it

>>7714443
shes seen bigger and he knows

i wish i had money for a pizza. this board makes me want one every time i come on here. why do i do this to myself

i like the corner pieces, especially on thin crust pizza

>>7717105
Brittle teeth.

>>7717663
fucking poorfag stinking up our noble board

>>7714100
Is this in San Antonio?

>>7714443
I have those same plates

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>>7717806
No, the one in San Antonio gives you huge metal plates. That places suck desu, nasty low quality pizza in disgusting quantities.

>>7717806
Nvm it is. The plate in front of the girl looked like an ipad for some reason.

>>7717470
I would much rather have the bottom view than the top senpai, looks comfy as hell

>Not cutting your pizza into hexes for more accurate distance distribution

>>7711975
Why does /ck/ hate anything related to chicago?

>>7718096
Was about to say, I remember a place like that. The pizza was like 70-80 bucks

>>7717358
Is it bad I usually don't order anything but breadsticks?

>>7717301
Holy kek

>>7717363
I like breadsticks and I'm pretty skinny.

>>7714104
I always wondered just how sharp & pointy horns looks from that angle.

>>7711975
That's a big pie.

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Arrived late. Has anyone made a joke about eating the human head depicted or should I just kill myself yesterday???

>>7717105
It's cut into a grid of squares and not triangles.

The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles never had their pizza cut into squares.