Why did the blueberries resist the mould? The strawberries

>>7676317
they were activated.

i don't get it either, if i don't eat the strawberries on the drive home from the grocery store, there's a good chance they've already gone bad

pisses me off so god damn much

>>7676321
how do I activate my strawberries in the future to avoid them moulding?

>>7676325
This is probably more a problem with you not checking your produce properly. I always keep my eyes open while ringing people out and stop moldy produce from being taken home several times a day. People always think they looked good and are suprised when I pull something.

>>7676337

nope

>>7676348
that's not possible... unless your drive home takes days

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>>7676317

Blueberries are clearly the Uberfood.

Heil Blueberry! \o

>>7676388
>clearly the Uberfood.
>Heil Blueberry
yes

>age
>moisture content
>surface area
>presence of naturally occurring yeasts on the berries
>environment in which they are kept
just to name a few

>>7676317
Am I the only one who read the OP as if it were a joke and a punchline?

I didn't think it was funny. That's when I realized OP wasn't trying to tell a joke.

>>7676317
I don't get the punchline senpai. Come back when you have a better punchline.

>>7676388
Not using the laughing skeleton pilot which everyone knows is the superior part of the do the evolution music video

>>7676905

I would have, but it felt appropriate to have Death in a Stahlhelm supporting the master berry.