How does Smorrebrod work? I don't recognise most of

>>7667060
>I don't recognise
Often that makes it fun and more enjoyable.

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>swedish
>smorrebrod

>>7667081
Elvish smorrebrod, whatever.

https://www.trzesniewski.at/shop/broetchen

that's not smorrebrod, it's fucking viennese

rye not dark enough

looks like disgusting german rye bread.

>>7667079
Not if you're trying to make the food in question.

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rate my smorrebrod

>>7667081

>Scandinavia isn't a cultural continuum but 3 distinct cultures

Please.

>>7667823
looks great but I would prefer some smaller north sea shrimp. But looks bretty gud

>>7667060
Toppings aren't varied enough to be proper smorrebrod. >>7667823 is more like it.

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>>7667060
Danish smorrebrod is superior.
Our bread is better and toppings tastier.

>>7667823
Not bad but you don't really mix salmon and herring.
It's typically either or.

>>7668104
this is the truth.

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>>7668104

I agree, but OP pic isn't "Swedish smorrebrod", we don't really make a concept of it like the Danes do. The "rye bread with several toppings" thing we do have, but it tends to be a bit simpler than the Danish variety, fewer toppings. Pic related, typical such sandwich.

>>7668104
As a swecuck I have always secretly wished that I was born danish simply because smörrebröd is fucking awesome.

Braised rooster and curry mayonnaise is God-tier smorrebrod topping.

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>>7668118
We have things like that too, we just usually don't call it smorrebrod, I think

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>>7668118
The filename suggested otherwise.

We also have a more common, simpler and toned down that would typically be had for lunch. This could be rye, liver pate and a cucumber slice or two.

Smorrebrod is an elevated edition of this, used for special occasions, but it's still fairly peasant or commoner food.

>>7668154
>>7668142
>>7668118

The word you're looking for is either "macka" or "smörgås".

>>7668164
No, I'm Danish.
It's 'mad'
Literally, food.

>>7668170
My bad, thought I was quoting swedes.

>>7668179
Haha no worries!
I think there was one swede at least

>>7668164

Since these are just our words for sandwich, I felt no need to use it in the middle of and English sentence on account of not being a pretentious douchebag.

>>7668142
>>7668154
>>7668170

It's alright, lads, I'm of the opinion Danish cuisine is the top Nordic cuisine anyway. Speaking of, anyone know somewhere I an order hot dog ketchup online (from Denmark, that is)? Like Bähncke? I don't care about the brand, but you know what I'm after, the coarse and slightly spicy kind you get from the polsevogn. I found a place in Britain who sells it online, but shipping from Denmark would be cheaper, I live too far from the border to go there often enough to just buy it on the fly.

>>7668185
Well that's what it is, a smörgås. There's a clear difference between what the Swedes consider a typical sandwich and the Americans for example.

>>7668185
Well bahncke has two ketchup's for hotdog, one called hotdog ketchup. It sounds like curry/karry ketchup to me though.

>>7667060
The sandwiches from your pic aren't Swedish. They're Viennese.

Here's a list of the spreads they sell:
https://www.trzesniewski.at/shop/broetchen

>>7668185
You should be able to find it in most parts of Skåne, but if you're close to Skåne you might as well just cross the bridge.

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Scandinavian sandwich master race reporting.

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>implying meatball and pickled beetroot salad isn't the superior sandwich topping

ayy lmao

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>>7668200
4U, OP

>>7668208
what is that thing?

>>7668225
Pretty much this.

I have no fucking idea why anyone would put a wedge of orange on that sandwich though.

>>7668232
The peak of Finnish cuisine, sadly.

It's essentially a pirogi filled with rice and topped with an eggy butter. Pretty fucking awesome.

>>7668237
is finland even considered scandinavia?

>>7668240
Technically not, but who cares?

>>7668240
No they are slavs.

>>7668233

Garnish to make it "fancier" I guess. Many small mom-and-pop places does this, I worked as a prep-cook at such a place for a few years, literally every dish had an orange butterfly and intersecting cucumber slices as garnish. Funniest thing is that along with two wedges or tomato, that was all the veg there was on -any- plate, rest was just meat and carbs.

>>7668240

>Scandinavia
Denmark, Norway, Sweden
>Fennoscandia
Finland, Norway, Sweden and the westernmost parts of Russia (Karelia, more or less)
>Nordic Countries
All of the above, minus Russian part and + Iceland

However, because of historical ties and cultural similarities, no one gives a fuck. Finland is way more tied into the Scandinavian countries that Iceland is, for example, due to geographical proximity. The language barrier is the only thing that really sets it apart from the others 2bh, but the same is true for Iceland (Norwegian, Danish and Swedish are all mutually intelligible while most Scandis can maybe discern the general gist of written Icelandic but not speak it)

>>7667060
Pretty certain Sweden only has Kebabs with a free rape thrown in these days.

>>7669479
haha yes ebin maymays ladm8 xDDD xDD xD

>>7669481

The destruction of a nation and its culture really isn't something worth laughing at, anon.
It's a loss to all humanity and the richness of its combined history, and should be regarded with the highest of disdain.
Did you also laugh when the Taliban blew up those Buddhist monuments in Afghanistan?

>>7668232
Eggbutter

>>7669662
/pol/ is that way.

Alternatively Sweden is the other way, if you just wanna check it out for yourself and see where you are wrong.

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>>7669662

Anybody else smell a /pol/cat?

>>7669473
Yeee but icelandic is still closer than finnish. And faroe is part of scandinavia and it's pretty much the same shit.
also greenland.

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>>7671511
>preventing cultural erasure is fascist
Why don't the Gulf States take in the refugees?

>>7671531
>a Democratic country choosing to admit immigrants is fascist
>as a dumb American let me tell the most educated country on earth what's best for them
hilarious

>>7671539
But I'm Argentinian wew
Answer my question:
Why don't the Gulf States take in the refugees?

>>7671568
Stop pretending you can have valid opinions on white people issues. Goddamm argies, stay in your mud huts and stick to what you're good at, like defaulting on loans and drowning inside used discount battleships.

>>7671584
I'm actually American false flagging as an Argentine
Gotem

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>>7671507
>>7671511
Dodos detected

>>7671568
Because they're not taking responsibility for the crisis they helped create.

>a smorrebrod thread devolves into swede-bashing

Why is it that americans get such a boner when they read or hear the word "Sweden"?

>>7667060
it's like sandwiches, but they were too poor to afford the top piece of bread

>>7668104
very pretty, looks tasty too, good topping ratio

all you need is more bread

>>7668124
pizza being dilicious doesn't make me want to be italian

>>7668104
wait, potato sandwich? wut?

>>7668124
and the have less rapefugees?

seemingly they wish to continue to survive as a culture, crazy

why would anyone want that?

bigots

>>7669481
laugh it up you anti-White genocidal monster, dottir is coming

>>7669662
probably hates tibet too, haha you fucking tibetans how you like being replaced with chinese?

>>7671511
/pol/cat lives matter, genocidal monster

>>7669662
are you even swedish?

>>7672084
you've never tried rugbread have you? it's pretty heavy, more bread would ruin the balance.

>>7668226
those are some interesting toppings

>>7672025
For some reason a country with 50% whites think they can complain about a country with 10% brown people. Who knows.

>>7668104
these are just sandwiches where everything falls off

>>7669662 here, back for more.

Holy shit, I never knew you guys to be this reactionary or opinionated, and I'm an oldfag.
For what it's worth, I'm 3rd generation Danish-American.


>>7672105

>probably hates tibet too

They deserve nothing less than full autonomy (And that includes freedom from Western influence).


Anyway, stay salty, my friends.

>>7672105
>against genocide
We don't need your kind around /pol/.