Just went fishing and accidentally caught a little fella like

that's a weird fucking dog

you go to jail for even breathing on the thing. Have fun being anally raped by kangaroos

>>7663950
nice Duck... roast it!

>>7663950
Have fun dying when it scratches you

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train it and become pokemon champ

>>7663967
>>7663973
It's already dead though, got stuck in my net.

>>7663982
Have fun dying when you get scratched by its poison claw

>>7663986
platypus poison isn't even that strong. You can die from it, but it's mostly if you're old or some shit

>>7663989
>not even that strong
Please scratch yourself with it/eat it and let us know how it goes OP.

>>7663996
noty, I don't wanna get sick for weeks/months

are platypussies even edible?
I'm not an expert in australian bush meat

Aren't they a protected species?

>>7663950
reported to the fbi desu senpai

snap off its bill and you can use it as you would a mushroom.

>>7667260
It has no bill just a beaky nose

>>7663950
Daww, he's so cute! I'd recommend asian orange sauce

>>7667260
are you saying its nose is a psychedelic?