What are weird things you eat raw from the container/jar? I

>>7663527
they are a condiment, they arent supposed to be cooked.

i eat my toenails

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>>7663536
>condiment

>>7663536
Meh, you knew what I meant.

>>7663547
No, I don't know what you meant, faggot.

>>7663552
Then why waste your time replying, autist

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>>7663527
as opposed to doing what with them

u retarded fuck

>>7663527
that's not weird you dipshit

>omg lol im so random rofl xd does anyone else out there snowflake too?

>>7663527
You're a fucking psychopath, OP. Don't listen to these losers. They're afraid of you.

>>7663527
You fucking done did it Now Op!

I used to do that when I worked at Subway, would put in a few in a little cup for a snack

>>7663527
Pickles are made for snacking on, OP

I eat potatoes raw

i eat raw ground beef mixed with sesame oil, sesame seeds, and soy sauce

When I was a kid about once a week when my parents we're asleep I'd creep downstairs, quietly open the fridge and then squeeze half a bottle of ketchup into my mouth.

>>7663931
Enjoy your tapeworm

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>>7663527
I like eating fish balls straight from the can

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out of the way plebs

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Used to eat these straight from the can as a kid, haven't done so in a while though

I've got an open jar of pickles in my fridge that has been there for over 2 years, would they still be OK to eat?

I take saltines and put them in a bowl and pour cold milk on them. I call it cracker soup. Supposedly, my grandfather used to make the same dish in Indiana when the family was really tight on money.

>>7663536
>>7663552
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>>7663748
no, eating pickled jalapenos is weird. I'm not saying it's dumb or anything, but it IS weird.

>>7666668
>eating pickled jalapenos is weird

what are you supposed to do with them if not eat them?

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I eat fresh jalapenos raw and pickled straight from the jaw too. It's not weird where I live, but I guess it freaks northerners out.
Also this. When I get sad, instead of eating icecream out the box like a normal human being I crack one of these open and grab a fork.

>>7666665
Being this close lol

>>7666676
Well, normally people eat them along with other things, such as on soups or in burgers.

>>7663907
you are a fool

>>7663931
I really wish that diseases and tapeworms didn't exist so I could do this without dying.

>>7666665
sounds good, ima try right now

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Sour pickled cucumbers

>>7665768
>>7667437
Believe it or not, there are some countries in the world where the meat isn't contaminated and raw meat dishes are safe and tasty.

>>7666665
I do the same thing but with old cooked rice and sugar

>>7666668
you have severe autism

>>7667451

t. guy infested with tapeworm

>>7667451
>I'm stupid
That's all I got out of your post.

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>>7663527
I sneak a tea spoon if this between beers

saurkraut

pepper rings

mustard

>>7668284
where do you hide it

>>7663552

Being this intentionally confrontational over such a trivial misunderstanding. Christ, you've actually got some kind of disability.

>>7663573

What's with the fedora gif? It's entirely irrelevant. You're obviously new to here, and seeing as you've witnessed fedora-tipping used as an insult, you think it's applicable to every situation.

>>7667430
Lol it's not weird you retard

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because I'm a barbarian

>>7663527
>raw
>pickled
I hope you get hit by a bus and get paralyzed from the neck down and that your entire family dies horribly in a big fire.

jalepenos: the meme pepper

>>7669129
meme: the meme meme

>>7669010
Reported

>>7669232
faggot

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>>7663527
Way down in our Beloved Dixie, anything can pickle if you have the perseverance.

>>7663527
Home canned olives one at a time.

>>7663527
Herring in sour cream.
Delicious

>>7663527
Peanut butter...

>>7667446
I started on a jar of Dawtona pickled gherkins and found a load of grit between my teeth like I was eating mud. The little dimples had some kind of mud or sand in them. I tried scrubbing them but they always had this problem. Flushed the lot down the toilet.

I still have another unopened jar in my cupboard. Can't throw it out (waste). Can't eat it (gross). Maybe I'll draw a face on it and give it a name.

>>7668299
Mustard straight?
Just grab a spoonful from the jar like a snack?

That's nasty

>>7670300
Crunchy I hope

When I was a kid I would pick onions out of the garden and eat them like apples

>>7663918
Isn't that dangerous?

>>7665769
min broder

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I'm a 1920's era hobo

>>7666668
yankee bastards leave

pickled jalapenos should be eaten raw and out of the jar, like pickles, pickled okra, pickled eggs, and pickled hog's feet.

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>>7671232
>pickled okra
>calls others yankee bastards

>>7671238
The fuck are you talking about? Okra is a southern thing.

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>>7663552
holy autism batman

>>7663527
When I want something salty i sometimes eat a can of anchovies

I used to, as a teenager eat jam and jelly right out of a jar. Not a sandwich, not on top of anything just stick my tongue in the jar.

Still don't know why, it wasn't good jelly or anything. I guess I liked the texture, considering I ate my own snot till I was like 12.

i eat refried beans straight from the can

i also drink leftover coffee without heating it up

come at me fu/ck/ers

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>>7663527
>>7663536
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>>7666668
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>>7666707
I love pickled jalapenos. I definitely put them on my half of the pizza. They're great on burgers too.

>>7672880
i usually mix leftover coffee with some chocolate milk \o/

>>7672880
Cold coffee has different health benefits over warm coffee.

Something about it becoming more alkaline as it drops in temperature.

I really like cold espresso

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Don't know why, just love 'em

>>7674049
You are a god amongst men. Thankyou for this idea

my grandparents pickle their own asparagus and garlic

so good right out of the jar

>>7672880
how long have you been battling depression?

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>>7672880
>i eat refried beans straight from the can
>i also drink leftover coffee without heating it up
One day you'll come to the realization that life is just too short to settle for that shit

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pic related

My grandma makes this jarred corn salsa that I eat with a spoon sometimes. So damn good.

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>>7674053

>>7668924
says the reddit spacer

>>7663537
Do you bite them first then just finish, or do you clip then then put them in your mouth? I bite them but don't eat them. Biting is really satisfying on your toes.

Google lactopickling.

>>7670324
>jar

>>7669010
>>7669395
autist

>>7672880
You aren't supposed to reheat coffee.

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I'm horribly addicted

>>7679684
only nasty american 'yellow' mustard comes in a squirt bottle you mongoloid

>>7670753
the green part is

>>7679772
haha you sure told him

>>7679772
>m-m-muh real mustard
can it yuropoor

>>7670314
Call it wilson

>>7666249
I still do that
except I get the extra large whole ones

>>7663527
absolute MADMAN

I just straight up SNACK on green olives, bros.

Just fuckin' SNACK

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Pickled garlic

>>7676251
I started eating a lot of sushi and my dad did me the favor of making a pound of that shit for me
Something wasn't right cuz I couldn't stomach it

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I eat cheez whiz out of the jar with a spoon

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I like these cold straight out of the can.

>>7663527
I eat sweet pickled onions, and also green olives from the jar. Awesome. Once, with the onions I drank the remainder of the sweet vinegar the onions were pickled in. And then after a few minutes, vomited, over and over.

It was a douche thing to do, but I was a kid.

>>7680914
That's completely fine, cheez whiz is fucking top tier.

>>7680935
Only the alphagetti's are acceptable.

>>7679772
What are you on about? You get squirt bottles in Yurop.

>>7666665
I had a boss in high school that did this shit all the time, He was a mans, man too.

>>7666707
Enjoy your guts and intestines. Put it on a plate and really look at the white round tubes in it. Have fun. Used to eat it long ago.

>>7674053
all I would do is at some balsamic vinegar and basil in the cup and eat the whole thing

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Pickled mushrooms
Sometimes I'll eat albacore from the can, and just squirt in a small tab of Duke's

I think the strangest thing I do is pour hot sauce on a spoon and slurp it like a soup.

>>7663527
I always have a jar of olives to snack on. I usually alternate stuffings, pimento, jalapeno, cheese, whatever.

I also really enjoy eating imitation crab and lobster. It's cheap and delicious.

>>7665769
Tell me about this fiskeboller, what does it taste like?

>>7685470
>mein neger
That cold sour slime from the mushrooms mixes perfectly with a slice of warm mince-meat pie and wheat beer.