Hey /ck/ I'm quite new to this board but I need some tips

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>eating meat

do u kno the 5gays?

>>7591356
I don't have that in my country.

>>7591352
I LUUUUUUH DEEZ GOOBAS MAYN!
I MIGHT GET ONE GOOBAHS
I MIGHT GET TWO GOOBAHS
I MIGHT GET THREE GOOBAHS
I MIGHT GET FOUR GOOBAHS
I MIGHT GET FIVE GOOBAHS
OH THEY GOT CLARK
YOU KNOW I GOTS TO GET MY CLARK
YO THEY HAVE SOFT
AND YOU KNOW I GOTS TO GET MY GREAT OCEAN, SALMON
GREAT OCEAN.

i dont have any money

>>7591362
Thanks for the help

>>7591364
I gotchu senpai

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>>7591352
tfw you finish your cooking education and you suddenly see that it sucks as a job

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>>7591352
>ground beef in a bowl
>crack an egg in it
>salt pepper garlic powder ect
>form into pattys
>?????
>Prophet

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>>7591441
thanks senpai

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>>7591441
>egg for a """binder"""

>>7591364
Sent :^)

>>7591368
that chair when you finish your art education and you suddenly see that it sucks as a job and then viral yourself on /ck/

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>>7591523
Sick

>>7591524
cool image from that cool anime

So can we get back to the cooking tips?

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>>7591542
die aflevering dat hij de politie is

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>>7591542
mfw nobody reply me i reply you oke oke reply me oke

/ck/ has attained a new level of shitposting

>>7591352
>because I am making self-made hamburgers

Literally why? Just go to McDonalds or Burger King

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>>7591649
hi

>>7591654
kill yourself

So, any more tips?

>>7591352

Have you not seen a burger before? Seriously how much information would you need to make something so simple?

>>7591441

>crack an egg in it

Fuck you!!! This is how my retarded yurobros make their burgers. Never add any binders to your burgers, just get good quality ground beef like 80/20 and just make burger patties, let them sit at room temperature for about 30 minutes then salt and pepper right before grilling/pan frying.

Seriously if you add eggs to your meat I will know and then find you and mouth fuck you like Sam L Jackson did in the Hateful eight.

>>7591739
Hateful Eight was so good, thanks for referencing it like that, so good.

>>7591739
Gotchu senpai, thanks for the tip

if i get dubs i'll kill myself on Twitch.tv in 5 minutes

>>7591739
Thanks for the tip, also hateful 8 is good

>>7591749
reroll f a m

>>7591749
reroll

Does /ck/ even know about Hyde?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-SXTIuYzVfQ

>>7591769

I pissed my pants

>>7591769
I LOVE THAT ONE HAHA