Have you ever had testicles, /ck/? I mean, to eat, I'm

Yes, deep fried goats testicles.

It was nice, I recommend it.

If you want to know about testicles in mouth you should ask your mum

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>>7548904
Yes, down here we call them calf fries though. It was at a buffet, the sign said calf fries, my friend didn't tell me they were calf testicles until I finished them. I thought about it and went for seconds.

>>7548904

In Canada we call them prarie oysters...

>>7548904
No I'm not gay like you lmao

>>7549094
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>>7548906
How would you describe them?

I've only had lamb's testicles, and it was over a decade ago, so I can only remember it being oddly soft and sort of sweaty-salt tasting.

>>7548904

why does every turkish restaurant have half the menu in turkish

like does it sound exotic to people

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>>7548904
>be 10 y/o american
>fairly cultured, well-read, privileged to travel around the world
>fall in love with russian lit (notes from underground, ivan ilyich, gogol) thanks to erudite grandfather
>want to go see russia
>go to moscow
>go to uzbek restaurant
>no windows, dim lights, comfy booths
>smoke hookah, drink vodka in moderation
>really excited as a young boy
>get chef's choice kebabs
>pretty good seasoning, kinda chewy
>manager comes to our table
>asks the pale boy "did you like the food?"
>"yes sir, i haven't had anything like it before."
>"i'm glad. it was lamb. the, uhh, testes from lamb"
>everyone starts laughing
>whisper to my dad, "what're testes?"
>dad answers, "testicles"
>blood drains from my face
>drink vodka, smoke hookah, humiliated

yeah, OP, thanks for bringing it up

I've seen rocky mountain oyster on tv many times and i really want to try some, but i dont think they have them in nj

>>7549135
I think most of those things would sound ridiculous if you translated them.
>Fried lamb Alexanders
>Cigar pasty
>The imam fainted

>>7549155
Dude you went to chaihona? That place is fucking incredible especially their plov

>>7549191
not quite as fancy as that, unfortunately. this place is what we call "a hole in the wall". good food, cheap, passionate, but dingy

>>7549118
Like fried chicken with extra salt and a gewy inside. Bretty gud