Are mangoes real? Due to the similarity in taste to mango that

I eat them all the time during summer, they are seasonal and grow in humid climates. Where do you live that you've never seen one?

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>>7520593
nice try shill

wake up /ck/, take the mango redpill

>>7520580
You're right, they're fake. It's like sex. Something everybody pretends to have knowledge of but that never really happens outside of fiction.

>>7520580
Actual mangos taste more like "pine" to me than mango flavored things.

Maybe I am just crazy.

>>7520580
>the similarity in taste to mango that orange and apple mixed

how can u tell theyre similar if you say they dont exist?

>>7520734
not op
i've tasted """""""mango""""""" but i'm pretty sure it's just different spliced fruits paraded as mangos

>>7520746
announcing report is against the rules

>>7520811
I'm scared

In my small town there was some weird push for everyone to grow a mango tree. I had a massive mango tree in my backyard.

>>7520830
mango mafia

>>7520580
Carrot and pineapple tastes like mango also

>>7520714
Stop eating near the skin/the skin. You're suppose to peel the skin.

>>7520830
how do you have a push for growing mango trees? Care to elaborate?

Why do they leaf a leave on it just like the apple logo
Is the leaf like an afterbith placenta that keeps feeding the fruit after it has been plucked for longer frshness?

>>7520580

>nobody I know (from multiple countries) have EVER seen one

This must be where the "poor" comes from in "yuropoor".

More sad, really.

>>7520580
I always did think mangoes combined the best aspects of apples and oranges.
Thanks for the confirmation bias.

>>7520580
>and the fact nobody I know (from multiple countries) have EVER seen one

you what

what kind of flyover inbred hasn't seen a mango?

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Confirmed real.
OP status:
[x] Rekt
[ ] Not Rekt

>>7520580
I think /ck/ is easily trolled. Sad, really.

mangoes are... glorious....

perfect

fruit

omg mangoes are heaven. if you have not had one in ur life and live where there are none u might as well just kill yourself

>>7522558
Bit rude

>>7522571

do you know where you... i mean... did you type in the wrong URL?

>>7520580
Jaden Smith pls

>>7522578

>it's another /tv/ shitposting thread

Even so, there's no way in hell that Will Smith's kid has never had a mango.

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>>7522605
He surely already saw mirrors too

If you live in a flyover enough place to have never seen a mango try talenti's Alphonso sorbet. It's the closest you'll get to eating a mango.

I literally saddens me more than there being starving children in India to learn there are people who have never eaten a good mango.

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>>7520714
>>7521691
>pic related

>>7522575
epic lol

>>7522700
what's that thing she's eating??

>>7520714
Stop eating the peel Anon.

>>7522736
Cheese.

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>>7522700

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Proof for OP from the shitty, shitty dorms

>>7522949
That's clearly an apple

>>7522957
It's a pear stupid

>>7522965
pear-spiracy confirmed.

>>7522965
>>7522957
>>7522983

Wish I could cut it open and show you the yellow, fibrous insides but it's not ripe yet and fuck you if you're think I'm wasting a mango on you bastards.

>>7522949
nice lime
fuck off back to cooking network you shill

>>7522949
>lime for reference
dude weed lmao

>>7520580
How can mangoes be real if tastebuds aren't real?

>>7520580

Can confirm OP, I have eaten a fresh mango and they do exist in real life.

I can get whole fresh mangoes from any supermarket in Minnesota. Where the fuck is OP?

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oh great, another forced meme thread.

>>7526242

There's been probably 20 fast food "shill" threads posted today and you're calling this a forced meme? Is it from another board or something?

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>calling wumpa fruit "mango"
>thinking they exist in real life

Are you retarded?

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>>7520580

>>7526423
Ooga booga!

>>7526250
>another
I've noticed. fast food threads can be interesting at least though considering its still food. this is literally just a couple of people pretending mangos don't exist and hoping it catches on

>>7526984

>fast food threads can be interesting at least though

/ck/ is obviously being raided at this point...

>>7526994
take it as a compliment, nobody would ever bother raiding /ck/

>>7526447
upvoted

Ignore mango posters