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Yesterday before work (swing shift) I ordered an xxl grilled 'stuft' burrito with chicken from taco bell with the app (used to order with the app to get free dorito tacos) since there was a 25% discount offer code. The total price was like $3.75 and I couldn't pass that up, plus they have a rewards program now so I got a free slushie coupon.
The burrito was awesome and hit the spot on my drive to work, but about 6 hours later, I started farting like a monster. I seriously thought I was going to shit my pants and I work in a cleanroom environment, so I had to find excuses to leave my instrumentation and go into other areas of the labs in order to fart in my low particle jumpsuit + frock + labcoat + respirator setup.
At 9 hours, my farts were starting to produce liquid output and I did a clench and run to degown and get to a bathroom under the guise of grabbing a "new lab notebook." I think my coworkers bought it, but I don't know if they smelled any of my excretions. Nobody said anything. I smelled every single one.
I'm still farting over 15 hours later and I even drank some booze and took a huge, fairly loose shit. I am considering getting another one this afternoon with steak, but I am afraid that the same gastronomical atrocities will befall me. Is there any way to avoid it? Usually taco bell doesn't give me any problems (I usually get the 2 chalupa + crunch taco combo), but I liked that big crunchy burrito and I want another one.
Plus, so cheap...
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>>7518149
Anon please stop, you're damaging yourself.
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>>7518154
Tastes so good tho
And it's cheaper than an eggamuffin
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Theres plenty of other foods that taste good, are cheap, and wont demolish your insides. Dont be stupid.
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>>7518163
Like what?
Are they under $5 and within 2 miles of your house?
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Taco Bell has never given me the shits, I don't understand this meme. I actually shit pretty clean and solid after it. But goddamn yes it makes me break wind like a motherfucker. Not those condensed lethal fart pops that could choke people, I'm talking full volume BOOOM!!! No smell just gale force wind ripping right out of my ass.
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>>7518149
Start popping something like this?
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>le ebin taco hell gave me the runs from hell xDD may may
Worth a reaction?
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>>7519112
runs?
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>>7518473
This. It's an enzyme (alpha-galactosidase) that actually helps break down certain foods better, so you don't get as much gas in the first place). Never found a generic for it. Only generics I've seen are simethicone, which is for Gas-X, and something that reduces foaming of gas, so that gas already made can be farted/burped more comfortably and quickly. I'd take both.
Source: was trying to gain weight while working in a lab environment, where workers are often packed into very small room. Drank milk a lot as cheap, healthy calories and Beano helped reduced gas I was getting in total and simethicone helped me get rid of it more quickly and comfortably when I'd leave sterile rooms on break.
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Why are these diarrhea stories always coming ftom the US? Never had to worry about my shit later no matter where I ate here in Germany.
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>>7518149
12 cents has been deposited int your shill account.
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