I will inaugurate a restaurant in NY soon. However I still don't

>>7465514
Ye Olde Surf 'N' Turf Parlor

Blood and Claws

Pasture and the seabed

>>7465523
Anthrax shitters and sunken condom digesters and shitters

>>7465520
It's a business oriented resturant. This sounds like a terrible option.

>>7465514
The trendy thing right now, fake anon who doesn't exist, is mono-syllabic titles that relate to food and somehow sound ominous at the same time. Ex.

Cuts
Primal
Turf
Claw

>>7465514

Sea/Castle

>>7465514
Frank the Faggot's Steak & Lobster Shack

>>7465514
Good luck with that. Hope you actually have some business experience to back your ass and your restaurant up. If not, you're gonna have a bad fucking time.

>>7465529
so you want something that is not family oriented. "Fuck You! Sign this shit and get fucked. Steak and Lobster"

>>7465529
The Modern New Era Surf And Turf Venue.

>>7465537
Being 30+ yrs doing this pal.

>>7465514
Stobster or Leak

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Bessie and Sebastian

>>7465539
Forgot to mention the waitress are hot girls. Well dressed ofc.

here's a postmodern restaurant title i've been working on

Use Steak Knife to Cut Into Steak After It Has Been Served

>>7465550
The Tastefully Sexy Modern Era Surf And Turf Venue

>>7465514
"A Frank Exchange of Views"

>>7465514
>Steak and Lobster

Taurus & Poseidon

Numale's

>>7465514
Sürf and Türf

>>7465577
nice.

penic

The Beef and Reef

"Redd"

Rare steak = red
Lobster = red
Hot girls = Double D (chest)

And when people begin to use the name of your restaurant as a verb, they might say:
"Where you wanna hold the meeting?"
"Let's Redd it!"

>>7465593
Actually thought of this one, but already taken.

>>7465608
Stop it, pls.

Claws & [something else]

Red Lobster

"CHEWDAISM" - Because it's in NYC where there are lots of Jewish people (who follow "Judaism"). And chew is what you do when you eat.

"MOOnhattan" - Like "Manhattan" but with "Moo" as in cow (where steaks come from).

"The Broncs" - Like "the Bronx" (NYC district) but spelled as in bronco (a type of cow or something)

"Spinach Village" - Like Greenwich Village (another NYC district) but "Spinach," which you could serve with both steak and lobster AFAIK.

Hang on, I've got about a million of these. Honestly, I'm thinking of them quicker than I can type them out. It's your lucky day OP.

>>7465623


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Hoof and Claw

R'lyeh

Relates to Cthulhu and seafood and looks hip and trashy.

>>7465514
Name it after your mum

"Gettin' Fresh?"

Freshness is associated with quality. Having fresh in the name implies the competition are NOT fresh.

"Where you wanna eat?"
"Gettin' Fresh?"
"Sure!"

>>7465637
>strayans are waking up

>>7465629
>bronco
Yeah let's eat shitty horses that have too much fat on them to be economically shipped to mexico!

>>7465647
Yep. It's a couple of hours past midday, so it's time to get out of bed and fry up some snags for breaky.

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>>7465514
Slobster

LOBOTOMOO

LobSteer

Cowstacean Station

>>7465514
>>7465529
Alpha
Frontrunners
Parley
Bounty
Lucre

>>7465629
Is it?

>>7465675
"MOO JERSEY"

People in NYC like New Jersey don't they? Use a pun based on that name!

>>7465532
REEEEEEE I hate this trend. So gay. A smokehouse called Smoke. A charcuterie place called Cure. A brick oven pizza joint called Wood. Jesus fucking christ guys, grow an imagination. Sorry, I ranted.

Finger Bang Your Daughter Diner

F00D4U

Squidnight Cowboy.

The twist? No squid. Lobster.

>>7465572
>Taurus & Poseidon

this one

>>7465703
I might keep the Taurus part, but Poseidon is too long.

>>7465703
It's not even a pun. Here:

LOBSTEAK

CLAWHIDE

>>7465718
I think we're getting there.

UDDERLY LOBSTERLICIOUS

HOOF HEARTED

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Center for People Who Can't Eat Good and Want to Try Good Food Stuff on our Menu.

The. Cowboy and The Mermaid

The Sandy Queef

Sea Bugs and Cow Segments

>>7465706
TAURSIEDON

Sam and Ella's

Crûsty Boviné

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breastplate

SEAlicious MOOd

Calves 'n' Claws

The Drowned Cow

Delectable Dick's

SHRIMPNADO

MOOTROPOLIS

>>7465608
pretty fucking genius

10/10 anon

>>7465703
Hippocamp

>>7465802
Only problem most people IRL won't get this, or will they?

>>7465514
Steak & Lobster

That was easy.

The Wayfarer
Sickle and Trident
The Blue Lobster
Bermuda Ranch

>>7465803
There's a mexican restaurant called Hipocampo. So no.

Leef & Bobster's Beef & Lobsters

گوشت ۽ جهينگا

>>7465828
No Halal, srry mate.

get the rights to Rock Lobster and have a giant robotic cow-lobster hybrid above your entrance keep singing OX-LOBSTUH! then the guitar riff.. OX-LOBSTUH over and over and over until you go bankrupt. naturally name the restaurant lobster ox

>>7465842
don't feel like going bankrupt, but thanks.

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Bull & Lobster
Bull-Lobster
Bullobster
Blobster
Blobs
Blobbys

MR BLOBBY'S

>>7465852
sorry it was an autocorrect. I meant go to the bank with your millions of genius dollars

OX-LOBSTUH!!!

"Red & Blue"

Cow's blood = red
Lobster blood = blue

That's your colour scheme sorted as well m8. Your welcome.

The Cuck and Bull

>>7465865
make is Red VS Blue and it'll meme up the Internet just because of the name

>>7465567
you got your answr OP now fuck off

>>7465514
Out of Business

That's the sign you will have up in 3 months

I can see it now

The Wild Blue Yonder

Grazing Waves or the swimming grazier or some shit

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>this entire thread

the salty hoof

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>>7465532
>Primal

Spot on, lad

>>7465514
Where in NY?

>>7466311
Polanco,

sea cow

>>7465550
Raisins

>>7465805
Does it really matter? Redd is a pretty catchy name, so not everyone needs to get it

>>7465514
Swashbuckling & Cow Fucking

Eat Shit Or Eat Here

>>7465514
Hot Meat and Crabs

>>7466356
Manate

We Piss In The Food Shack

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>>7465853

the crusteakcean joint

tail & claw

>>7465514
Stick Organic in your shop name as well as in the name of every dish and you can triple the price of everything. People WILL pay it.

The Cow & Claw
Langostino's
Sea & Pasture

The Ravaged Anus

>>7466439
The Real Original New York Chef Mike's Organic Fresh Authentic Texas Steak And Free Range Saltwater Lobster Cuisine Experience

>>7465514
Earth&Water

I want a free meal if you use this

>>7465514
How about The Steak and Lobster Restaurant

>>7465514
Mad Cow and Ocean Roach Dive

>>7465514

Scarf and Barf

>>7465706
LOBSTAURUS

>>7465514

Dorsia

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>>7469052
LobStory

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Montés

Because anything in spanish, said by americans, sounds classy. Picture this
2 businessmen are making a multimillionare deal for their companies, but they want to take their conversation to a more private, business-like place, they are both hungry after a day of work, papers, planes. So one of them suggests, I know a place, it's called Montés.
They get there and each of them order, some bourbon n' or scotch while waiting for their orders, Lobster, says Huan Quin from the asian division of Quinn Enterprises. I'll have Steak, medium rare, says Albert Brenneman of Brenneman industries.
They have dinner and proceed to talk while drinking high ball licor
Montés is great they both said as they light their cuban habanos..
The end, you're welcome OP. Now fuck off.

>>7469074
>typing out this much for a shitpost thread

call it THE 4 LOBSTAR STEAK HOME

>>7465514
Bull of Poseidon. It's mythologically good too.

>>7465548
Fuck you guys, this is brilliant

>>7469133
I just got it.

It IS brilliant.

>>7469130
Dunno if the clients would catch the reference to ancient greek bestiality.

Fatso's Fast Fun Munch Pocket: The Beef, Sea-Bug and Nigger Beating Delicatessen

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>>7465645
I just want you to know I really enjoyed this

crash and steer

The Sunken Field
Drowned Cow
Kraken
Charybdis
Scylla
The Walrus and the Carpenter
Pitfire
The Abyss
Syn.thesis

>>7465529
Dorsia

BRINOTAUR

Minotaur = Bull
Brine = Ocean (lobster)

>>7465514
Kraken

Dumb McDonald's

Uncle Neptune's Ranch

Milk My Crustacean

Udder the Sea

>>7465548
This is by far the best

Banal