I'm in a bit of a bind, does anyone have a good vegan

Fuck no.

>>7451267
Where are all my vegan friends

>>7451306
Check /lgbt/

>>7451303
Have you tried not judging something before you've even tried it

>>7451267
i assume just make chicken waldorf and substitute the chicken for whatever you'd normally add. you could even just leave it out and opt for cheese.

maybe tempeh cut up small and grilled would be good

I like my waldorf with pink lady/sweet tango apples chopped, halfed grapes (whichever in best cond'n at store), mayo + vinegar or lemon juice, diced or thin sliced sweet onion, and mandolined cabbage, lettuce, or chard. nuts optional, i like walnuts or pine nuts

>>7451370
and since people will get up on me,
>veganaise
>fake cheese (god forbid, if you like the stuff go ahead)

our store only uses vegnaise in stuff and it tastes just fine so i forgot to specify

>>7451267
There is no such thing as vegan chicken salad because chicken is not vegan.
Perhaps you meant something else?

damn all of that looks good

>>7451404
here we go with this bullshit

>>7451404
Shut up.

>>7451267
>vegan chicken salad
Just carefully read what you just typed then strongly consider going back to school.

>>7451450
look at me guys im retarded

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>>7451455
No he is not. You are.
What you should have said is a vegan substitute for chicken salad you dirty hipster.

>>7451455
because that totally wasn't what was implied...

>>7451463
That's what putting vegan/vegetarian in front of food means. Just like a chicken-burger is not called a chicken substitute for hamburger. If you understand what is being said, there is no reason to sperg out.

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if you can find them, check out beyond meat or gardein chicken strips. i haven't used them in salads before, but they should shred fine.

>>7451550
shitty ass bean protein sticks can suck my dick

>>7451664
why are you so mad?

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>>7451267
>vegan
>chicken salad

>>7451516
Hamburgers aren't made of ham though. Checkmate.

>>7451664
I'll be your shitty ass bean protein stick. If you'll have me. ^_~

>>7451516
Definition of the word Burger:
A flat round cake of minced meat that is fried or grilled and typically served in a bread roll.

So yeah chicken burger is the correct name you dribbling inbred retard.

>>7451725
So hamburgers have ham in them hmm?
Idiot.

>>7451267
Low quality bait

Chik'n, chopped, 400g/1lb
Vegannaise or Just Mayo, 4tbsp
Onion, chopped, 1 large
Carrot, chopped, blanched and shocked, 1 medium/medium-large
Celery, chopped, 2 ribs
Salt, to taste

Dump everything in a bowl and mix.
That's it.
Asked and answered. Now go away.

>>7451730
The name hamburger came from the city Hamburg. American sailors ate some dog meat called Hamburg steak and it looked just like a burger so they called it hamburger for some retarded reason. Then it became a meme.

>>7451267
Use a chicken salad recipe, just substitute the chicken for tofu or some other processed alternative

>>7451267
>chicken salad without the chicken

So... Literally mayo?

Checkins not vegan dummy :D

>>7452060
It's vegan chicken.

>>7451306
This isn't /b/. Fucking wait more than 10 minutes.

>>7451306
Vegan here

Why the fuck would you want this

>>7452213

why be a vegan if you are so obsessed with recreating meat dishes with vegetables? when i cook vegan or vegetarian, i highlight my vegetables, i don't try to pretend they are meat.

>>7452259
Because if I said "tofu salad" as opposed to chicken salad no one would know what recipe I'm looking for you idiot.

>>7452274
Do you want the kind with grapes and shit or just mayo

>>7452280
Who puts grapes in a sandwich?

>>7452288
http://www.twocityvegans.com/2015/10/vegan-chicken-salad/

Vegans

>>7452274

you didn't answer my question at all. what you said is bullshit. why not tofu salad? that's what it is. that's like calling a trap my girlfriend. if "she" has a dick, "she" isn't my girlfriend. opinions don't override the truth because you think it sounds better.

>>7452295
Cute couple. That's pretty weird though.

>>7452312
I hate fake chicken, personally
It'd be worth it to skip tofu or chickn altogether and look for chickpea ones

If you're set on the chicken aspect, I'd just use a regular non vegan one and replace ingredients

>>7452304
This

>>7452304
Except people can identify as female which completely invalidates your argument.

>>7452304
Tofu salad isn't very specific. Chicken salad is familiar to people. Vegan chicken salad is a chicken salad made from vegan chicken. This isn't rocket science.

>>7451267
Excellent bait, m8.

>>7452259
You can be a vegan for ethical or health reasons while conceding that meat is outright delicious, or feeling nostalgic for a recipe you liked when you ate meat while refusing to put money toward it or eat an animal.

>>7451550
OP these are actually pretty good. I'd give them a try; if you put enough sauce on them they have a very chicken-like texture.

>>7451267
Aren't all chickens vegan? The vegan part seems redundant, it's just a standard chicken salad unless the chicken had a special non-vegan diet for some reason.

>>7455013
The chicken is vegan-chicken

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>>7455018
Why do you reply to funposters?

>>7455018
How are you cooking the vegan before adding it to the chicken?

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>>7455031