> 2016 > pronouncing it "rick-otta" > not

>>7444310
rigotte is a me me

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>>7444310
> I'll have the moz-uh-rella, please!
> Not using "mutz-a-dell"

tbhfamplzgo

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>>7444310
It's called fuckin' "gabagool", not cap-ri-cola. What the hell is cap-ri-cola? A fizzy drink?

>>7444318
It's really not called capricola though.

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Gabbagool? Ova hea.

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>>7444310
>broo-shetta
Ignorant bastards will defend this.

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>buh-low-Nee
>not baw-loan

Both are wrong.
>rii-koht-tah
English speakers can't into geminated consonants, rolled R and penultimate stress.

>>7444313
Both are wrong.
>moht-sah-rehl-lah

>>7444318
Both are wrong.
>kah-poh-kohl-loh

>>7444416
>bruu-skeht-tah

Eggs are pronounced eegs

Im from new zealand

>>7444310
you fucking idiots.

italian vowel pronunciation is like the easiest of any language to learn
a='ah'
e='eh'
i='ee'
o='oh'
u='oo'

ree-coh-tah

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>>7444310
> calling it "soda" rather than "pop"

>>7444450
>tries to give advice on how to pronounce italian words
>can't geminate
lol

I hate hearing "Italian" characters on American tv shows because nine times of ten, they're native speakers of Spanish who are European-looking. While they get all the vowels correct, they have the stress wrong and can't geminate. There are only about two dozen languages worldwide that geminate, only three of which are western European, and only two of those which are national languages: Italian and Danish.
As such, gemination is nearly impossible for foreigners.

>>7444310
my gfs mom is from NY and her parents are Irish. with that being said she insists on pronouncing anything that's a staple of Italian cuisine in its Italian pronunciation. it pisses me off to no end because I just know she wasn't raised to pronounce it that way. so why change it up? it's like a word can't have more than one pronunciation. our vowels and consonants don't work the same way Italians do. so stop pretending it makes you cultured or something because you pronounce mozzarella differently. you sound like a fucking ass hat and your daughters pussy isn't even that nice. troll thread but whatever it was a good launch point for a rant I needed. hate that cunt.

>>7444431
it's bow-log-nuh

>>7444310
>be me, Italian
>read rick-otta
>that is far and away more correct or rigotte

OP is wrong and as always, a fag

>>7444491
yeah, "italian"

i bet you eat your gravy out of a jar and call it sauce.

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>>7444621
Yeah, I expected that.
Pic related, the bottle of water I have here at work. Hope is proof enough.

>pronouncing the "t" in often
>pronouncing valet or homage like they are recently borrowed French words when neither of them are
>pronouncing coupon like it has a y in it
>pronouncing paradigm with a "dime" (even dictionaries have embraced this incorrectly)

Immediate signs of bourgeoisie

>>7444310
Is it just me or is ricotta the single shittiest "cheese" that exists?

People schlong way too much of that shit into lasagna and it ruins everything

>>7444656
oooh, look ova heah at vinnie boombatz and his imported water. let's meet in seaside heights and blow each other.

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>>7444758
Well, I even doubt that this particular brand of water is exported, but if you don't believe me, your problems man. Peace.

>>7444664
>cheese
>in lasagne
plebs.