What is good to order from a Chinese takeout that's

anything Szechuan. Although I would get the shrimp.

>>7442081
Something in a plum sauce maybe?
Next time I go I'm going to get Wonton Noodle Soup, salt and pepper chicken and rice

Cho?

>>7442081
>general cho
what kind of offbrand chinese restaurants do you go to? do you actually ask for general "cho"?

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>>7442081
Come on, man. It's the same damn menu everywhere.

>>7442143
Not really. You got a different general in that image

>>7442143
there are two general tsos there and one has a picture of the happy family dish

Rainbow beef.

Sweet and sour chicken. The one and only

>>7442168
No. Sweet and sour is good for a bite or two then it gets boring

>>7442174
I agree, you've got to get something with at least a few vegetables for variety

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>>7442081
Beef fried rice. Always beef fried rice.

>>7442081
M E I F UN

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>>7442143
>mfw it's all greasy Americanized shit
>mfw normies think they're 'cultured' for eating this junk food with chopsticks

>>7442205
Nobody thinks fast food Chinese is a cultural experience, you tepid cup of blended testicles. Eating greasy Chinese food out of a cardboard container with chopsticks is portrayed in the media as one of the quintessential low brow experiences.

>>7442220
this, its like nobody thinks they are getting traditional italian food when they order a meat lovers from pizza hut

I get spare ribs and either singapore noodles or beef chow mein every single time I get chinese food. Shit's fucking delicious, and it helps that most chinese food tastes like crap to me.

>>7442139
They call it general Joe at mine

House Lo Mein with extra soy sauce.

crab rangoon is a solid choice
pork fried rice / lo mein as well

>>7442352
>crab Rangoon

Let this meme die already

>>7442374
It's the go to when quickly ascertaining if a place is shit or not.

CHING CHONG WING WONG PING LING WANG TONG

french fries with chicken wings

>>7442378
A better indicator is the soups

>>7442387
Devil is in the details. If they skimp on the rangoon, it's a safe bet the place is shit.

>>7442374
but it's a delicious meme, Anon

Shrimp with Lobster sauce, shrimp/lobster fried rice, egg drop soup, and some crab Rangoon.

>>7442272
>Chinese food tastes like shit to me
>get it anyways

Idk, General Tso perhaps?

Extra spicy!!!

if you aren't ordering kung pao you are doing it wrong.

the beef on sticks and spring rolls are good 2.

I like Chinese takeout because I can wear my trenchcoat and eat it under a neon sign in the rain and pretend cyberpunk is real

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>>7442663

Holy shit not a single post for Walnut/Cashew Shrimp in here (sometimes called Mayo Shrimp)? That shit is the bomb dot com.

>>7442583
If my friend is over and wants to get chinese, I'm not gonna go full autist on the guy and spew my opinions on chinese food. I'll just order the one thing I like from the menu and enjoy myself.

>>7442081

Singapore Noodles
Beef with broccoli
Sweet and sour pork
Chow mein beef

>>7442081
Please refrain from posting anime outside of /a/.
Thank you.

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>>7443802
eat me

Four Seasons is the best dish.