Ok faggots the Legendary condiment is coming through. Back the

>>7440447
What? Ranch? Eesh. I thought this site was 18+.

>>7440447
What? Where is it?

Oh, do you honestly mean the shit fat people drown their salads with?

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do americans really dip their pizza in ranch?

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>>7440469
Only if they're in the midwest/plain states...
https://youtu.be/C8YFVNdWgRg

Ranch in a bottle sucks. What you need to do is buy the packet of dry mix and add equal parts buttermilk and mayo. Pic unrelated.

>>7440469
Only the crust, if it's not particularly good crust.

hidden valley ranch is literally wallpaper paste with salt and pepper. it's also used at hospitals to induce vomiting.

>>7440515
Shut up Chip

>>7440539
>fuckin' cocksucka

fuckin white people

>>7440546
Your mother's a whore Chip. I saw Lamar givin it to her long and hard

I love to cause white hate crimes in the name of Ranch.

Eat your pizza crust or Ill kill you like your father should have.

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>>7440447
Goodnight, plebs.
This thread is over

>>7440469
if the pizza is shitty and you need to bump it up a little.

legalize ranch desu senpai

>>7440469
Sometimes I will if I have leftover dip from my wings.

>>7442629
drink ranch erryday

>>7440447

you must be fat

>>7440469
I had a friend who put ranch on all savory foods. Also had a friend who did the same with ketchup.
And even more friends who do the same with sriracha.

I personally use Harissa and kimchi to spice up my meals.

Can somebody explain why Ranch is hated here?

>>7444044
Elitism makes worthless people feel superior. Its add a false sense of worth to their life.

>>7444046
triggered fatty detected
>p-people who m-make fun of you are just JEALOUS
>*guzzles ranch

>>7444063
I don't ranch, I harissa.
troll harder, kiddo.

IT'S RAINING RANCH

>>7444082
fat harder, fatty.

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European here, what's ranch and how does it taste like?

Is it anything like tzatziki ?

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>>7444093
if i must

>>7444100
it tastes like the tears of sad fat people cried while they helplessly gorge themselves

>>7444100
Buttermilk and other stuff. It's very tart and strong, but that's why I like it.

>>7444109
oink oink oink

>>7444100
imagine buttermilk dressing with a herb blend added to it, its tangy and robust.

>>7440469
Yes. And I brought it with me to France and now my friends here love it too.