What are some things you can consume to obtain some novelty shits?

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>>7413787

swallow handfuls of whole peanuts

I think psyllium seed husk can get you some floaters because it can trap air pockets in the poo

Beetroot turns some people's crap red, though just piss is more common.

Extreme quantities of vegetable can lead to a crap that is huge, long, intact, and very difficult to flush.

If you eat raw kale and don't chew it properly, it will be laced through your crap.

Pepto-bismol and any other medication with bismuth will make it black.

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>>7413787
You will shit blood. No it isn't just dye, it'll be actual blood, and you'll smell the copper in the air. You'll think you shat out a menstrual cycle. Every fucking time.

>>7415296
You're supposed to chew them man!

Coffee helps you shit. As soon as I take a mouthful 15 minutes later I'm ready.

People who say they dont inspect their shit are lying.

One time we had a programmer cause a serious clusterfuck and I spent three days at the office, most of it in the server room.

The first like 36 hours I got in the zone and didn't bother with food, my secretary had a huge drum of chocolate mints left over from all the crap vendors send in near Xmas time. I just lived off those.

Took a shit... Holy fuck, what's that smell? It took me a second to figure out what was going on. It was like I had some kind of peppermint holiday air freshener coming out of my ass.

I left the bathroom smelling better than when I went in. That was a bit of a wake up. I made one of the help desk apes go out and get me some real food.

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I had maybe two handfuls of pic related once at work. The next morning, I almost drove myself to the hospital after shitting, it was straight up magenta and I thought something was extremely wrong before I remembered those fucking chips.

I ate american food on a cruise for 2 weeks around 4 weeks ago and now every single shit I take is sloppy and smells caustic and slightly physically offensive.. Anybody know how I can recover my former firm and healthy shits?

>>7415993
psyllium husk in some water or milk. or put in oatmeal.

>>7413787
Purple power aid does the same thing if you drink enough. The black wopper used a lot of the same purple die in the power aid which causes your shit to go green

>>7416203
One

>>7415993
Get probiotics. Sounds like the American food affected your gut flora.

>>7413787
I was eating 35 golden delicious apples per day and my shit was well.... golden/yellow

Eat whatever japs do, their ahit is toxic green, shining gooey and smells horrid

>>7415296
Is this for real? I love these and now I'm scared to eat them!

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>>7413787
http://www.amazon.com/Haribo-Gummi-Candy-Gold-Bears-5-Pound/product-reviews/B000EVOSE4/ref=cm_cr_dp_see_all_summary?ie=UTF8&showViewpoints=1&sortBy=helpful

If I drink stout all night I shit out black shits the next day. I don't know what it is about them but they really stick to the toilet bowl, almost need to use finger nails to get the skid marks off.