What should I do with crocodile tail? What would you do

>>7412735
Trade it for newt gills and then increase my alchemy skills.

thrown

Wave it back and forth to propel me forward through the murky water. Then as I burst out onto land, grasping my prey in my powerful jaws, swing it around as a counter balance as I whip the delicious creature back and forth, causing disorientation and trauma.

T. CrocKin

>>7412735
While you're wife is mesmerized and shit let it slap her in her drunked head, then go out and have some fun.

I'm not sure about crocodile, but if I had gator tail I'd batter it in buttermilk and chicken fry it.

>>7412735
Fry some, smoke some, grill some, try to make jerky. Experiment ya dingus

>>7406891
>>7412735
I would suggest breading some and frying it. Reptile meat is delicious fried. Also, Asian style fish balls or dumplings work really well with flaky, fishy meat.

>>7412735
Make crokodil and add little bits of the croc to add to it's legitimacy. You might get the attention of Russian mobsters.

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Put in crock pot.

>>7413693

This image is legitimately triggering my vertigo.

0.5" cubes, dunk in a egg wash, then cover in flour and deep fry or pan fry for 10minutes. Cuban seasoning is really good for the flour

>>7412735
Throw it in the trash unless you're human garbage from the bayou.

It isn't christ like to eat gators

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>crocodile
>inb4 file name

>>7415537
I know, it's obviously a freshwater croc.

Grilled on a stick with cheap beer

>>7415543
Except it's an alligator anon, look at the snout.

>>7412735
Chicken fry it. Tastes a bit like fried turtle. Good beer-drinking food.