>you will never be this good a making a pizza https://ww

>>7412653
I honestly don't think it looks that appetizing.

whatever

>>7412653
That za is burned, brah

neopolitan pizza is the best

theres a place where i live that imported their ovens from italy. takes 90 seconds to cook it

>>7412682
Daaaaamn Za'niel. Back at it again with the burnt za's

>>7412675
>>7412685
>>7412682
>>7412676

>not watching the video of a true professional at work

yeah,
napoli pizza oven is really great

>>7412697
I watched it and that's why I said it didn't look appetizing. Way too much cheese and fucking corn. Blurgh.

>>7412653
>tfw lucky enough to travel to nearly all the continents

Good Italian pizza is delicious.
Its also the worst style of popular pizza.

>>7412693
I fucking hate this meme

>>7412653
Is he fucking using garbage in the oven?

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>>7412653
what the fuck is that shit

Is that catupiry pizza? Looks hideous, tastes nice though.

>>7412653
the fuck does he put on it

>inb4 anchovies

>italian """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""pizza""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""

>>7412653
that man should be shot

>>7412653
is that some kind of BR pizza?

>>7414438
Countries are spelled with a capital letter dumbass.

Are Brazilians known for good pizza? The oven looks nice

I love the negligible spooning of orange sauce, mountain of cheese, litre of mayo/cheese sauce and then three olives inexplicably thrown on top.

I worked at pizza hut for 6 months and even I know this guy is a master at his craft

>>7412717
looks like it. the guy is fucking indian so im not surprised.
i love the random "flair" he does too. looks like an autistic kid.

>>7414558
> argentina
> brown
Get your facts right

>>7414607
They're brown you raging autist.

holy shit that better not be mayonaise

>>7414621
its frosting

>>7414621
It's not. It's a brazilian cheese called "catupiry" and it tastes great.
The "chicken with catupiry" pizza is a national classic. That said, the video looks like a very low budget delivery place.

>>7414515
Our pizza is much better than american, if that is any kind of standard for you.
We also go crazy with ingredients. You wouldn't believe the sweet pizzas we have.

Take a look at these pictures

http://www.pizzacesar.com.br/cardapios

The ones at the bottom are the sweet ones.

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>>7414607
that's brazil
and Argentinian pizza is fucking god tier, you mongoloid

>>7414658
Looks good, but that crust is too thick.

>>7412653
looks terrible, made by brazilian monkeys

no thanks

[muffled sounds of drilling are heard]

>>7412653

Well thank you OP, I've returned from Brazil a few days ago and now I want to go back.

>tfw enjoying pleasing-to-the-eye factory made pizza

Lost it when he used a fucking putty knife to cut it.

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>>7414648
Wow, they look so appetizing!

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>>7415470

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>>7412653
jesus christ this video triggered me so much

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the thing i dont get is why americans (but many others persons as well) must put on pizza lot of shitty ingredients, just to make it heavier.
what about a margherita?

>>7416145
looks delicious af

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>>7416145

>and lastly, we will top our pizza with some fresh basil leaves just picked from the garden out back
>one basil leaf, two basil leaves, three bail leaves... aw, fuck it, this is too much work
>let's just throw the whole bunch on, stem and all - surely nobody will notice

>>7416145
Maybe they're not shitty?

Bread and cheese is hardly a meal.

Bread and cheese and meat and vegetables is sort of a meal.

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>>7416182

>bread and cheese and meat and vegetables is sort of a meal

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>>7412653
>>7415485
>>7416145
>garnishing the pizza before putting it in the oven resulting in burnt basil

The sign of someone who doesn't know what the fuck they're doing.

>>7416211
Do you?
Look mate I doubled the pizza

>>7416178
I like margherita pizzas but that shit always seems stupid to me too

>>7416182
Post this" hi-fi I gf BM e Rd uh by you or someone using the ur"

>>7416217

wat

>>7412653
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-e5gTx1fVU4
pepebarfing.jpg

>>7412653

brazilian pizza is the fucking worst. They put ketchup on top of pizza.

>>7415470
Not sure if joking. Looks good to me

>>7417689
>these are the people criticizing the food you make

>>7412697
All that corn. In one fucking place.

>>7417743
What exactly is the problem?

>>7414641
I thought american pizza would be the worst I would taste, then I went to Brazil.

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>>7412713
>hating a meme
you're supposed to love memes, newfriend!

brasil ought to stick to barbecuing

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>>7415470
>>7417689
>>7417843
No tomato sauce, no cheese. Just shitty dry meat and crunchy fucking broccoli on bread, with a huge head of broccoli in the middle. How the fuck you're meant to cut and eat that I don't know, not that you would want to. And dry herbs are meant for cooking, not dressing/garnishing.
>mfw biting into dry bread, dry meat and crunchy broccoli with nothing for flavour but dried herbs sprinkled on waiting to get stuck all around my mouth and in my teeth

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>>7412713
Not a meme. Shut up nuchan.

This is a pizza meme.

>>7415482
made me gag, fuck you

>>7412653
>Shitaly
>first world
Pick one

This guy. He's living the dream. Like rural Indians (Hindus) riding shitty hundred years old motorcycles and grinning like they won in a fucking lottery. The way he fucks the pizza up, saying with his eyes: "This is how we professionals do it, you mirin?". Does a flip and the dough tears. Yeah baby are you wet yet? because that's how fucking awesome I am.

Three fucking olives.

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>>7414497

>he cares about grammar on a Laotian doll crafting bulletin board

>>7419686
the three olives are easily the best part of the video

Is that fucking mayo? Please don't tell me that's fucking 'nnaise

>>7416145
The thing I don't get is why you (wherever you're from) think that Italian pizza does not vary by region. Check out Rome-style pizza and let me know if you still think it's only Americans (or any non-Italian) that do this.

>>7414604
pretty sure he's brazilian

>>7414658
That looks horrifying.