Am I the only one who's weirded out by people patting

>>7407546
>Am I the only one who's weirded out by people patting down their burgers

Apparently

>>7407546
why do people do this?

>he doesn't pat his 'gers

>>7409583


That was funny man. Seriously I got a nice key out of that

>>7407546
If you don't pat them down, they're just meatballs.

>>7407546
I wrap a #10 can up and drop it from about 5 inches. Cuts the prep time to nothing.

roll into a ball, smack on counter from chest-height, dab the middle a bit thinner, proceed to cook

>>7407546
Yes. I find it strangely sexual.

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omfg cringe

>hurr let me just shovel this huge meatball in my mouth
>why would I try to make it fit between buns? It can already do that
>hurr I'm the food police

>Not forming a small thick patty by cupping the meat on the cutting board and rotating your hands
That shit shrinks when you cook it fucktards, you don't need to crush it down to nothing to make it fit on a bun.