How would you think you would fare in one of these kind of show?

>>7404641
Ramsey for me

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Yeah I'd fucking rek their shit, that's why I shitpost on 4chan

>>7404641
I'd fuck Bobby Flay's shit in on Iron Chef

Not a chance. I just do comfy home cooking not fast and efficient professional cooking.

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How far do you think you could get on this one, /ck/? I think its a more reasonable scenario.
[spoiler] and who is best girl? [/spoiler]

>>7404752
this

>>7404770
Comfy cooker here too

>>7404641
Those judges wouldn't know what hit em when they get mouth fucked by aunt myrna's party cheese salad.

Tfw nowhere near good enough to go of these shows but too competent to go on Worst cooks in america

No one on this board will even pass the audition because they've never cooked anything but Tyson tendies and Stouffers mac n cheese.

>>7404641

I don't cook. I just shitpost on /ck/

Depends on whether or not the script has me as the winner.

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>>7404784
the answer was Chetna

I actually tried out once for nightmares like 3 years ago or someshit.

I dunno but they made it seem like they dont give a shit if you know how to cook.
they only cared if you were a personality they would want to have on their show.
And no one wants some autistic neckbeared who cant even talk to other humans besides YES/NO CHEF.

The interviewers never asked me if I could cook, they just asked if I was a cook.
Plus im a woman and im not pretty.

>>7405545
related but almost all the women in every season ive watched are fucking crazy.

>>7404641
I'd do fine if there was no time limit. But even putting together a sandwich I'm ridiculously slow at cutting and prep

>>7405542
>>7405542
This. Not even a contest. Best girl by far. Beautiful housewife baking beautiful food.

This >>7405762

I don't plan on making a career out of cooking so idgaf.

Cooking with ja/ck/

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>>7405798
>>7405542
>poo in loo
never let me down /ck/

Hell's Kitchen seems to have the easiest challenges and the weakest competition. I'm sure some of us could make it a few rounds deep.

you know those contestants that absolutely suck the first round and then get eliminated and cry?
that would be me

>>7408379

>Fag gets eliminated day 1
>Stays in the intro the whole season

>>7408821
>fag gets eliminated day one
>halfway through the season there's a challenge where it's revealed he's been training and could replace a contestant
>he still fails

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>>7404641

padma will never tell you to pack your knives and go home

>>7408844
Look up Derrick Sweets. That was my friend's bro. Basically did just that