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I need some good cringe. Anyone got a link to that Filipino girl

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I need some good cringe. Anyone got a link to that Filipino girl cooking carbonara and pouring a bottle of water into the sauce?
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Very stwang

https://youtu.be/JW0z6VriWlg
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iQeQDvszFTg
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>>7385849
His first review is literally miracle whip
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>>7385849
>welcome to noah's feed review
sounds about right
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bump
i demand more autism
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>>7385889
>puts unseasoned steak on pan

how are some people so inept
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>>7386157
I know, its so based. He puts out content pretty quickly too.
In his lunchable review he says how he likes his hotdogs with ketchup and miracle whip
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T4r91mc8pbo

the video itself is cringe

but the comments are what makes it fucking hilarious
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>>7386494
I hate myself for laughing at this
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the laugh when he opens the depressing looking chili cheese sauce

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T9nnTA4yltg
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>>7386543
I was not expecting that.
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>>7385849

What causes a person to talk like that? Like what defect?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4VPD-pq818U

A classic.
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>>7385849
He looks like Pennywise before he went insane and thin.
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>>7386565
wouldn't that be painfully sweet? Why put that much sugar besides being a fat fuck
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Immense classic
https://youtube.com/watch?v=q6KAVzPb_yQ
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>>7386580

>with beans
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>>7386584
>has never had 3 bean chili
Forget meat
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>>7386599

You don't put beans in fucking dip for chips.
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>>7386603
You don't even mix ''chili'' with ''cheese''.
Beans are the last of worries.
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>>7385849
> this ones for you, Damon
Holy shit, how does he know my name
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>>7386639

That looks gross anyway.
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>>7386755
which video is this?
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>>7386772
the one where he compares the cooked in plastic bag chicken to his own recipe
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>>7386772
Mccormick chicken something
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>>7385839
>anyone got a link

Are people this retarded that they can't even fucking search something on Youtube?
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>>7385839
Here you go OP.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=K-PKO2FrdPY
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>>7386755
JUICY
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C
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>>7385889
>Yeah i think it's done
It certainly is
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>>7386580
This makes me feel dead.
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>>7386580
pretty sure this guy is dead, RIP
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>>7386559
Southern+retainer
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>>7385849
this kid gets bullied to hell and back
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qf_W7As6xbk

What in god's name?
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>>7386462
>burning the seasoning

what a pleb
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>>7386543
HONHONHON
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>>7387632
how is that french
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>>7386157
What do you co/ck/suckers actually think about seasoning steak? I always hear different opinions. I don't like steak either way jw.
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>>7386494

"This is a really good asmr." Fuck my life yo.
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>>7386580
He had to do this for a sexual harassment suit. Or something like that.
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>>7387389
I hate him.
So much.
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>>7387389
>his face as he pretends that he didnt just put something ghastly in his mouth
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Rqs5siPalo
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>>7387632
He's german, dumbass
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>>7388244
>Scissors

Too poor for proper cutlery, wtf?
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>>7388293
there is a knife in the shot, she just decided to use scissors like a fuckin yokel
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>>7385849
>it looks like pee

His pee, perhaps.
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>>7388315
>not knowing how to filter cringe threads

you know this board is what you make of it right anon?
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>>7388312
Anything is possible with a heart healthy diet of miracle whip
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>>7385849
"it's bretty beeg"
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>>7388321
Ugh fuck man this makes me gag.
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>>7386580
that feels music
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H2dDguxtliE
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GET YO FINGERS READY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jDGqtjcyxlQ
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>>7388244

I really hope she dies from this. Making her child try it first. She needs to have CPS called on her ass, jesus.
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>>7388244
I can't even begin to imagine what that 'meat' once was.
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>>7388538
jesus christ what the fuck is wrong with the person holding the camera
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>>7386543
I make that same laugh when everything in my day goes wrong, and then something else wrong as well.
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>>7388538
>literally just an onion, some garlic, oil and some brand-tomato sauce
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>>7388576
Italian kitchen is rooted into ages of poverty, giving out the best flavours with the simplest of ingredients.
What you dare call pizza in the US there is historically considered a poor mans food and can cost down to 1.50$
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>>7387392
>implying you can burn salt
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>>7388573
I know, it's worse than that movie Cloverfield.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=drsYUzNcuMA
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>>7386603
>What is bean dip.
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>>7388627
I'm not american but it's literally just the original tomatosauce with some added onion and garlicpowder

It's like people who need a recipe for making mac & cheese

>boil water
what am I, a chemist?
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>>7388534
His face looks like he could of had a normal body, but something went very, very wrong.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K-PKO2FrdPY

Sorry if someone already posted it, but this is the flip 'carbonara' girl.

Viewer discretion is advised.
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>>7388687
No, that recipe is completely fucked from the beginning to the end
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>>7388687
Also every time I see a mac and cheese recipe i honestly feel like puking my guts out.
AMERICANS, JUST STICK NEXT TO YOUR BBQ AND DON'T ATTEMPT EUROPEAN FOOD, PLEASE.
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>>7388687
OR JUST GO FASTFOOD
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>>7386543
Oh fuck, my sides. I'm crying.
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>>7385849
>ahh dunn mixted it up with muh fork
god bless america
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>>7388538
"be careful not to cut yourself" literally about to cut herself.
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sure i'll dump why not
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>>7388859
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captcha store fronts what
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bear with me i might forget i'm doing this cause the delayed posting system thinks i'm spamming
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>>7388870
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>>7388876
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>>7388878
ii think this one is literal shit
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was told this was an art project, i have all the pics from it i think but i can't promise i'll post them in order
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>>7388883
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hope you're fucking happy op these captchas are getting old quick
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>>7388888
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>>7388895
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>>7388888
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>>7388900
not sure how this got in my ck folder but i'm gonna post it anyways
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>>7388904
oh it's cause he's a sub i get it
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>>7385849
>I might could eat some lettuce
What did he mean by this?
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>>7385889
>starts by dumping half a cup of oil into the pan
scorched earth
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>>7386580
He looks and sounds so sad because he has to look at baertaffy the entire time
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>>7388921
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>>7388864
since when is traditional east asian food cringe?
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>>7388900

How the fuck does one fuck up a pizza so badly?
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>>7388929
since i have no fucking idea what i'm looking at, that's when. just because a culture does something for a while doesn't make it cool, you know east asia used to eat children for a while right? long pork m8
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>>7388864
What is this supposed to be?
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>>7388937
pretty sure it's american cheese with the wrapping still on it and pudding?
>>7388939
i have no answers only pictures
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#wifeymaterialintesifies
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>>7388958
i'd love to share a meal with you

you seem to have good taste my friend
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>>7388966
this is one of my favorite boards and i've been collecting cringe for a while, i can make a decent roux and follow a recipe though ^.^
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>>7388864
This makes me incredibly uncomfortable to look at, like someone cooked up the flesh of some Eldritch abomination.
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heritage food
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>>7389000
oh god why
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>>7389020
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K R A B B Y P A T T Y
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>>7389032
I'll never stop wondering what that dead mouse is on top of those hot dogs.
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>>7389032
old but gold
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>>7389046
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vZ_-JzM-YQg

"it's not inhabited it's bad cheese"

t. cheese expert
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i'm hungry
hungry for PIZZA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJEoASUMZbI
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>>7389053
i heard that cheese is so strong that one bite and you taste cheese all fucking day
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some of these are more obvious trolls than others (pic related, a REAL philly cheesesteak)
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>>7389060
note the lack of cheese whiz
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>>7389060
yes this one is obviously a troll

I guess that smelling that cheese from 5meters already make most of people puke
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captcha: select all cars (there were no cars but trucks is acceptable apparently)
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>>7389067
blimey uve never 'ad a fresh hot mouse sammy m8
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>>7389072
idk wtf with all these meatloaf babies

what's wrong with these people?
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>>7389077
somebody post the justin bieber one
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>>7389081
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>>7389086
so artsy, it almost looks good, before seeing it full-size
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>>7389089
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>>7389000
Sheeps head is delicious as fuark, but it looks pretty damn disgusting.
If you have the chance, try it. Just dont do the eyeball, it tastes like hot water and gelatine
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>>7389095
sausages everywhere

>>7389098
>hot water and gelatine
in what country is this considered delicious?
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>>7389101
Everything BUT the eyeball. No one eats the eye ball but tourists
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>>7389104
ah
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These "wifey material" pics are supposed to be ironic, r-right?
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>>7388880
looks like a whole fish
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>>7389128
i sure hope so anon
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>>7389003
this supposed to be poutine?
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>>7389157
Curry Fries, looks disgusting, tastes godly.
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>>7386755
now that's disgusting.
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>>7388895
i want that watermelon popcorn
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>>7389202
ofc you do anon
ofc you do
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>>7386580
the art of cooking is dying
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>>7386462
>he unironically cook food WITH spices
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>>7389095
sadly this is pretty much what I ate most of the time growing up in a poor eastern european family - weeners, ketchup and/or mayo on bread. somehow magically I still became almost 2 meters tall
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>>7389273
Thanks 'murricasses
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>>7388967
pls no dad christmas
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>>7386580
did he actually put a plastic plate in the microwave?
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>>7385849
why is YouTube full of reviewers who can't speak properly?
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>>7389295
Because only Americans do reviews of their feed.
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>>7386580
>Webers Cooking
>Doesn't actually cook anything
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not sure why i saved
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>>7389354
OP here, didn't expect this thread to be still up, thanks for dumping
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>>7387389
Good lord every time I've seen this I've thought the yellow was from EGGS like he was making some kind of OMELETTE. WHAT THE FUCK IS PINEAPPLE DOING WITH BELL PEPPERS AND CREAM CHEESE?!
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does anyone have the YouTube video of an older woman trying to teach you how to cut things with a knife but is basically like the most dangerous way to do it?
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>>7389360
>so sweet and crunchy!
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>>7389354

Hey I took this one. Never did see whose cart it was. He's probably lurking right now.
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>>7385849
Welcome to Newas fewd review
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>>7388891
What a fucking monstrosity
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>>7389391
i'm almost out and also doing boggle things so i've been slow sorry
>>7389376
nice to see you still around brotendo
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>>7388669
>salting a steak and letting it draw out the moisture
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>>7389658
>not brining your steaks
It keeps the steak from overcooking
Why do you think restaurant steaks are always perfectly cooked?
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>>7389082
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>>7385849

'Murgah
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>>7388900
>an uruk hai is born
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>>7388318
He must police people's behavior to fit his opinions :3c
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>>7388929
What is it exactly? The texture is as fascinating as it is horrific.
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>>7389699
because they deep fry them
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>>7389699

brining doesn't keep anything from overcooking you idiot.
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>>7389055
This doesn't actually sound that gross other than putting milk/sweetener in green tea
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>>7389727
Please tell me there is a picture of it cooked
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>>7386494
Dumbass runforthecube is a genius, just for the amount of sheer ass pain caused by just him talking in a silly voice
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>>7385889
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White frosting and jimmies on saltine crackers.

I'm going to start eating this after I hit post, it's actually delicious.
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>>7386543
kek
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>>7386494
I can't take his fucking squeaks when he takes a breath. it's like running a knife across a dinner plate.
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>>7386580
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>>7387389
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>>7388914
i love that game, havent played it since the 90s
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>>7386580
use to do exactly this when i worked in a burrito joint. its gross and absolutely terrible for you but it is legitimately tasty.

we used to mix it up though.

the end where the camera zooms in on the unmixed goo pile is to allow you time to reflect on where your youth has gone and why you can no longer see your feet.
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>>7388928
>jƤtte mumsig

i bet it is
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>>7388928
Fucking sweden sometimes (it's caviar with banana)
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>>7388878
I'd eat that if I was high as shit tbqh.
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>>7388244
1$ for 3.5 oz. Also, 30% solution added. So....

>70% of 3.5oz = 2.45oz for 1$
>16oz / 2.45oz = 6.53$ / lb.

For what I can assume is the shittiest of shitty meat, as it comes pre-tenderized with some sort of compound, and pre-seasoned.

For fuck's sake, way to be an ignorant shopper.
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>>7387389
>"so good" as this body language betrays him
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>>7388683
The real cringe is that fucking soundtrack
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>>7388939
Banh Bo Nuong, and it's actually pretty good
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>>7385889
hard to watch
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>>7388880
8/10
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>>7388935
I would eat that.
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>>7389077
>be my mom back in the '90s
>be bored because i'm a housewife
>making meatloaf for family, decide to get creative
>make in shape of a head, onion teeth, olive eyes, ketchup blood
>call it "Dahmerloaf" and serve to husband
>he just shakes his head
>no one thought it was funny except her

I found a picture of it (old, grainy polaroid style one) when I was 15 or so, my mom laughed so hard telling me the story that she cried.
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>>7387842
if it's a good steak, like a rib eye, nothing but salt, pepper, garlic, onion powder, or nothing at all. Basic shit.

Is it a cheapo top round? you can't put enough seasoning on it.

tl;dr
shit steak, lots of seasoning of anything
good steak, a little dusting, basics like salt & pepper.
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>>7388683
>Not Found
kek
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>>7388864
looks delicious
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>>7386576
she is like 500 pounds, for her, it's probably just right. ffs, she used 8 oz sugar and a pint of fucking mayo.
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>>7388669
>post yfw salt is an insulator that only turns into a conductor when it gets wet
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>>7388938
how does the guy in the picture breathe with all that stuff on him?
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>>7391309
B-but muh ions
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>>7386494
he sounds like the fucking language they speak in rayman
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anything this manchild does, original video is almost 20min
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=imCWw3xGY6s
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>>7388895
is that guy serving himself with an ash shovel from a fireplace kit?
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>>7389727
That's Donald Trump.
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>>7385849
>Not posting his health food review.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kR_f2wSZw38
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x6C_Zj_J7tM
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>>7386462
My sister in law made us spaghetti one night. She boiled the noodles with the water. People can be fucking retarded.
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here is more of DSP with food
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r9c7Hn_n6tM
he claims to be way healthier than he used to be but he eats fast food every day and has gout
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>>7388538
If you click on her website, it's gone. If you click her youtube username, it says 'this channel has no content'. The video you posted was also unlisted. What happened to these people?
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>>7391541
i don't get this one, what's wrong with this?
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>>7391541
the fish is cut too thickly and the plates super crowded, and letting your sashimi touch something with as much flavor as avocado or lemon is bad form, but i really dont think this is so much cringey as it is just an amatuer attempt at making sashimi. i my experience trying to do ebi, shrimp, without knowing a lot and getting the best you can get is a bad idea though, in terms of both flavor and health.

unless the point is that sashimi itself is cringey, in which case okay.
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>>7390192
I was referring to the military tactic.
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>>7391559
Takes one bite and cries its not a candy bar
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>>7386494
>a ratatatat a ratatatat aratatatat

My sides holy shit
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>>7390143
I thought that was fresh butter at first, which is also god-tier on saltines
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>>7391688
You must be so much fun at social gatherings.
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>>7391559
>fewd weview

ftfy
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>>7388293
She uses scissors because she's Asian.
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>>7391736
look i have plenty of friends and i asked them what they though and neither of them thought i did anything wrong so just go bait somewhere else
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>>7388538
how do you want your garlic?
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>>7391296
4:38 of Big Boy Bites
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hpPqguNvfEQ
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>>7391793
Near the end he starts eating burgers the way he'd eat Tammy's pussy/asshole.
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>>7391588
I'm honestly confused what you are saying here, that's how you cook pasta, in boiling water, what the fuck are you talking about?
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>>7391825
He's one of those "don't season steak [I'm a real man btw]" guys.
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>>7389053
I tried some casu marzu back when i was visiting some relatives. I had to eat it in a shack in the middle of nowhere with some other guys who looked like they would cut you up if you looked at them funny. It was like really wierd cottage cheese, and the maggots in it leaped out at your body heat. I wouldnt reccomend th experience, or the cheese.
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>>7391764
did they just not use flour?
>>7391771
what's cringe about this?
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>>7391841
>what's cringe about this?

read the writing on the package.
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>>7389053
>>7391836
Damn.

Things people do to survive.
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>>7391841
That isnt capri-sun, thats a sachet of liquid cheese sauce
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https://youtu.be/qn2j8PV1zxE

Cheating, but bad kitchen inspections are a cringe staple.
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>>7388867
If I had shit like this in the house I'd make abominations like this daily after I smoke
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>>7386462
the best fucking shit I have ever let a steak just soak in is that parmesan garlic butter wing sauce from little ceasars.

my friend bought those wings one night and there was a bunch of sauce leftover. I was like, I have an idea. 24 hours later I had the best steak fucking ever.
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>>7388966
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xLDHJjIGT28
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>>7391852
>>7391861
And? It looks like a dumb joke, not really cringy. Though I'll admit the idea of someone sucking cheese powder through a straw is gag inducing.
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>>7391964
Oh shit cheese SAUCE. I was thinking cheese powder like in Kraft boxes.

Alright you win. Fucking nasty.
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>>7391777
thats straight up neat as fuck
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>>7386543
There's a faggot that spams this shit on /f/.
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>>7391941
Why do I suddenly feel like eating roast pork with loads of crackling?
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>>7386901
Why. What the fuck.
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>>7391825
Pretty sure he meant that she put the pasta in cold water ~then~ started to boil it.
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>>7388864
jesus fuck I remember this shit when I was a kid
dammit i miss it and i don't even know what it's called
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>>7388244
i feel so bad for her 2bh

she sounds genuinely excited about dollar store "steak", as if it is some kind of treat that they never have otherwise

she's got kids to feed as well
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>>7388293
>>7388309
>>7391741
because she's holding a camera and apparently doesn't trust her little slant children with steak knives
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVYK2s9-GPw
i find her more endearing than cringe but some of you might think otherwise
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>>7392176

Screw that. Kit Kats? Canadian Smarties? Fuck yeah, I would smash that. Two of my favourite cheap chocolates right there.
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>>7389125
>she made frozen sausages and spaghettios

everything else looks just fine
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>>7386559
Sounds like a normal lisp. Many kids just develop it naturally as they wrongly imitate the sounds around them. Usually in kindergarden they take those kids aside and train them proper speech wich completely eliminates the lisping forever, it's an easy and routine process.
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>tfw Southern cooking master race
>tfw wife is best cook I've ever met
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Cringe because /ck/ think tis is cool\funny.
/thread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hpPqguNvfEQ
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>>7389082
If those are cheese brats than that doesn't look terrible. JalapeƱo poppers with sausage inside
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>>7391688

the fish isn't cut too thick at all and the rest are nitpicks (apart from letting it touch lemon - that's gonna break down the fish)
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>>7392101

nothing wrong with that
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>>7391836

>I had to eat it in a shack in the middle of nowhere with some other guys who looked like they would cut you up if you looked at them funny.

i bet it was the tourist information kiosk at a small friendly village
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>>7385849
What a cute innocent young man.
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>>7386543
I like this guy's accent.
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>>7389072
did they put chef boyardee on top of regular spaghetti?
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>>7386494
Haha, this is glorious.
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>>7385849
gatorade urine 9 flavor

WHAT?
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>>7385839
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C9xhs76Ag44
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>>7386559
cleft palate?
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>>7385849
I actually feel bad for this kid. Its pretty fucking sick that a parent would do this to their child.
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>>7386543
I laughed, I cried, I puked in my mouth.
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>>7389053
Interesting video.
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>>7387389
fucking stop.
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>>7391739
what a rude slut
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>>7388538
AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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>>7388951
>Wife material
In the 50's she would have got a black eye for presenting that to her husband.
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>>7385889
I like my steak boiled also
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>>7385889
>it's done, flip it
>c'mon dude flip it
>no don't cover it flip it
>FLIP THAT FUCKING STEAK PLEASE
>oh god it looks like a porchop
>wait
>god no he's going to put the sauce on it
>dumps the whole bottle over the steak to burn onto the pan
>remember, I am the anti-cook
well at least he's right about that
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>>7386755
What's wrong with this?
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>>7388904
>subhuman.jpg
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>>7389068

i fucking love eastern europe so much
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>>7392221
I hate to break it to you, but Nestle Smarties dont' have little "m"s on them.
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>>7391728
god it fucking is

room temp butter <3 <3
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>>7389053
Thanks a lot fuckface. Because you posted this, last night I dreamt that I was eating this cheese in my room , and the maggots jumped everywhere into my bed, my carpet, absolutely everywhere.
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