Hey /ck/, it's my birthday today and I want to cook something

>>7368519
Deep fried cock in ass is #1.
Homemade tendies and fish nuggers are a close second.

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>>7368531
Was kinda hoping this board wasn't /b/ tier. How wrong I was.

Banana fritters bump.

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>>7368519
Your pic makes me want some flautas.

It's your fucking birthday and you're fishing for ideas to cook. Ahem... where the fuck are your friends and family? And don't give me sorry ass made up excuse.

fried food is tough unless you have a lot of oil, a deep pot to drop the pieces in, and a flavorful breading

that said, flavor the flour/starch anyway you want. sweet, hot, whatever

bread your meat, throw it in the hot oil

>>7369040
For him to have friends he would have to leave his basement in the first place and maybe he's tired of his mom making him tendies everyday

Fire up the grill make some burgers add some bacon and avocado and you're set.

>>7369060
Avocado. Avocado. Who has avocado? You?

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>>7368519
tiny deep-fried octopuses, deffo the best deep fried thing i ever ate

>>7369020
Potato flautas with some sour cream, lettuce, and salsa are perfection.

>>7369120
>octopuses

It's octopi. Yeah.

>>7369142
only ignoramuses call them that

>>7369208
Hurr, you talk all smart and stuff. You are nerd.

>>7368519
How about some duck with char siu sauce?

>>7368519
Almost forgot, happy birthday fag.
Now get duck with char siu sauce.

>>7369220
no u

Happy birthday fag.

It's your fucking birthday, how would I know what you like? For something sweet, maybe make some homemade glazed donuts, and for something savory maybe some croquettes?

>>7369120
Oh shit, so much wants.

>>7369226
>>7369226
vouching for this

Happy birthday anon :3

Also, you should make lángos

get some wonton wrappers and various meats and veggies and see what happens.

I know it's a little late, but happy birthday, Anon.