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So here's what I'm doing at the moment lads.
I break off a handful of my baguette and transfer it to the central plate,
I break off a bite-sized piece of bread from the handful and hold it in my left hand,
I grab a butter knife with my other hand and get a bit of peanut butter on it from a small side-plate,
I smear the peanut butter over the piece of bread,
I put down the butter knife,
I grab my squeeze bottle of strawberry jam,
I squeeze out a dollop of jam over the peanut butter covered bit of bread,
I eat the piece of bread,
I have a sip of tea,
I repeat the process until satisfied.
I am considering putting the jam on the side-plate as well instead of using the squeeze bottle. It feels as if the squeezable jam was a mistake.
I wrote this post during a short break as I waited for my second cup of tea to brew.
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First time fending for yourself I take it?
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>>7361551
No, just want to share techniques and find the best ways to enjoy different foods.
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>>7361543
Why don't you just make sandwiches?
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>>7361943
Because massive asperger autist
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>>7361543
>squeezable jam was a mistake
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Are your peanuts activated?
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>>7361543
Your central plate...
Are you sure it is truly central?
I think if you begin your ritual without first knowing the exact whereabouts of your eating surface, you might just run into some trouble, my friend.
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>>7361943
I don't like eating non-bite-sized sandwiches, or in general food where you have to bite off fragments of the food item. It's just not very aesthetic, leaving a bitten-off, saliva-marked hole in the food. I much prefer to use utensils and only ever put bite-sized chunks of food into my mouth. I was raised eating like that so it's just what I'm used to and feel comfortable doing. I'd eat a banana with a fruit knife and fork too.
>>7361978
Well, it is the main plate in any case.
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>>7361978
>dat Angela Merkel in a hijab
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