What's your favorite breakfast, /ck/? Pic related, scrambled

>>7350333
Thanks senpai

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>>7350326

>King of Breakfasts reporting in

Nothing beats this

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Has to be eggs for me.

>>7350378
Is that restaurant or homemade eggs benedict? Cuz it looks tasty/10

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Cold pizza.

>>7350367
>no black pudding
>tomato not grilled

Why do you hate breakfast?

>>7350326
Eggy bread and hot chocolate

>>7350402
Cafe mate.
The chef used to work in some London restaurant but got stressed and jacked it in.

Denver omelet/Belgian waffle
Hash browns
Bacon
Wheat toast with butter and grape jelly
Apple juice over ice

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I went to this place and they had crabcakes egg benedict. Instead of canadian bacon, they used crabcakes.

Fucking heavenly.

>>7350486
>canadian bacon
Ham, anon. Eggs Benedict is made with ham.

>>7350428
Respectable, but i cant stand cubed ham.

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>>7350326
Looks okay. I don't understand American rye bread through. Rye bread should look like this.

>>7350415
>blackpudding

that is shit tier northern garbage

>>7350500
Eggs benedict is made from buttered and lightly toasted English muffins, Canadian-style bacon, and poached eggs, topped with a generous amount of hollandaise sauce.

http://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/anne-burrell/eggs-benedict-recipe.html

http://www.marthastewart.com/332463/eggs-benedict

>>7350326
Dip it in fancy ketchup, so good.

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>>7350505
Its jewish rye, which is almost always white bread

>>7350518
Nah, the original was made with ham.
Some restaurant in London I believe.

>>7350326
>>7350367
>>7350378
>>7350410
>>7350417
>>7350428
>>7350486
Too many calories.

mush up an avocado, mix with dark cocoa powder. Serve with blueberries on top.

>>7350410
Is there such a thing as a pizza that won't make me feel like shit?

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Gym day breakfast.
Don't you think steak and eggs are a perfect match?

>>7350527
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eggs_Benedict

You REALLY don't know shit about cooking, do you?

It was originally made with regular bacon and devolved into canadian bacon.

>>7350534
Poorfag detected

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Breakfast should contain a large amount of protein and some slow-digesting carbs. I like to eat a can of salmon and oats prepared with water or milk depending on if I'm trying to gain some weight

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If you're not eating museli, yogurt, or combining them to form a parfait, then you're fucking up.

An acceptable amount of calories.

>>7350576
>go online
>pretend to be gay and act smug

Weird hobby

>>7350549
>wikipedia is a credible source
Never change, /ck/.

>>7350570
>should

We are talking about favorite breakfasts, not what is best for your /fit/ diet.

>>7350579

Isn't that everyone on 4chan? Give or take a few guy that are actually gay.

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Pic related. I'd spread butter or gentleman's relish on the toast though. Yes ha ha it sounds like a euphemism for jizz.

>>7350581
Honestly, its more credible than you, hamplanet

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>>7350685
>it sounds like a euphemism for jizz.
it is a euphemism for jizz.

>>7350576
>An acceptable amount of calories.
my favorite breakfast sandwich is a biscuit with over easy egg, cheddar, sauteed onion, hot sauce, mayo and a side salad. it barely puts a dent in my total daily caloric need.

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>>7350326
looks and sounds awful but i bet it was pretty good

>>7350525
Jew here. We like dark bread. Thin, crispy, dark.

>>7350859

Different Jew here. We like light colored rye, with caraway seeds, like the other anon posted.

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>>7350367
>no black pudding

Can someone give me a good breakfast, hopefully containing meat, that I can make every morning in about 10 minutes. I eat waffles everyday and there is no way it is healthy

Please

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>>7350891

>>7350885
black pudding is disgusting shit tier northern food

>>7350909
get out of my country

>>7350901
Do you just eat the tomato like an apple?

>>7350557
It's an epic new meme

>>7350547

Nice. Poached egg also goes nice with a pork chop or pork cutlet.

>>7351047
kill urself scum

found some fat people (they're in this thread)

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>>7351053

Yeah, just like any other piece of fruit.

>>7350743
I love biscuits and gravy. Been craving them for months. Diner shit isn't any good and I'm too inept to make them myself.

>>7350901
Not a full English breakfast. Close enough I guess. But honestly, it looks kind of sad. I would still eat it were I desperate enough. I usually am.

>>7350891
Eggs are "proteins" like meat

Honestly, just make some toast, fry up some eggs and make ops breakfast. Its got some fats, some dairy, some carbs and some protein.

>>7350326
>tfw if i eat something within 1 hour after waking up i get nauseous so i never eat breakfast and usually don't eat until 3-6 hours after waking up

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Vegemite toast, a cuppa and a smoke

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>>7350326
A bagel sandwich with potatoes, bacon, egg with tabasco, black coffee w/cane sugar.

>>7351650

god that looks fucking good

>>7351650
I would eat it, nice breakfast man.

>>7350685
>>7350367
English breakfasts are the most autistic types of breakfast ever

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the pride and joy of new york city

>>7352092

C'mon Iz, you didn't need to order an extra hash brown on the side.

>>7352092
>not Moco Loco
Top pleb

>>7350326
Fried rice with extra eggs.

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>entire thread
>not one breakfast taco
>no migas

>>7350534
Pathetic

>>7352133
that is some soylent green level shit.

sterile white box full of of multi coloured amorphous blobs

>>7352188
No one wants shiity frozen food for breakfast.

Old el paso can kiss my ass

>>7352305
What the fuck are you talking about?

Rye bread toast with avacado and mozzarella

>>7352088
thats fucking disgusting

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>>7350326
this t b h f a m

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plain or cheese omelette

>>7350326
test

>>7352734
no, you!

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Egg Sandwich from my local bagel place

>>7350326
I prefer to break my fasting with lunch.

I had two of these beauties this morning, minus the sugar

Why are eggs in the morning so based?

I don't eat breakfast because I have no job and wake up at 3pm every day

>>7353033
Are you really this dumb?
It doesn't matter what time you get up.

>>7353034
Wrong, time of day is all important. If you eat cereal or bacon, eggs and pancakes at 8pm you the scum of the Earth.

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>>7351307
WTF is wrong with you people?

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>>7353031
>>7353031
>>7353031
>>7353031
>>7353031
>>7353031

>>7353042
>breakfast
How do you think the term originated?
(Think before you post, wouldn't want you to look like a retard.)

>>7350901
>>7351307
My father does this, literally biting into it

My father is a fucking disgrace and so are you

>>7353048
>using etymology to cover your offensive lack of civility
Everyone who is not autistic understands breakfast to be the morning meal. If you cant get out of bed until 3pm at least be decent enough to slot into ordinary peoples schedule and eat actual dinner not breakfast.

>>7353071
>Everyone who is not autistic understands breakfast to be the morning meal.
One chance and you blew it, retard.

>>7353076
"I take compound words literally because applying them to real life is too hard!"

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with skimmed milk

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>>7353106
You had your chance, retard.

>>7352100
Pretty nice man.

>>7352133
You in the hospital or something mate? Hospital eggs are gross.

>>7352143
Surprised this hadn't been posted yet.

>>7353050
You must be eating them wrong.

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A cup of coffee, a thermos of tea, a protein bar, a handful of nuts, and Ritalin

>>7352143
>>7353118
Do you americans really fry everything? Even rice?

>>7353162
>slicing culinary vegetables is wrong
Whatever, find another mouth breather who eats tomatoes like apples and you might even have a chance at true love

>>7353180
>actually being this autistic about a fucking plant
jesus christ, that is pathetic

>>7350534
GOTTA EAT BIG TO GET BIG

>>7353199
EAT BIG
LIFT BIG
THINK BIG

>>7353118
Thats airplane food... you clearly have never had airline food...

>>7353202
WHATEVER IT TAKES

>>7350326
A cup or two of tea
1-3 waffles (depending on the size)
A bit of oatmeal with milk
Also some yogurt or some nuts if I have them.

However I've been eating a lot of cereal, oatmeal, or cream of wheat lately.

>>7353215
If I missed breakfast then I'll get an everything bagel with cream cheese at this one cafe. And if its the weekend I might just fry up a bunch of bacon and eggs.

>>7353207
SMASH SOME FUCKING IRON

>>7353177
Fried rice is pretty common thing around here. Can be pretty decent cheap food. Nice with scrambled eggs.

>>7353205
Nope, never. Just saw the tray it was on and assumed hospital. My mistake.

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I don't know if I have an absolute favorite, but huevos rancheros is up there. I made it today with salsa verde and some homemade refried black beans.

what do you think, /ck/?

>>7353329
that looks like it has already been eaten once

>>7350326
personaly i like having a 'half' english breakfast.
Roasted tomato, bacon, eggs, toast and a bucket of brown sauce

>>7353071
>eating dinner at 3 pm
Which uncivilized country do you live in?

>>7353329
If you have a clit, I will suck it off of your body.

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Banana fritters with honey and powder sugar on top of it.

>>7353180
>culinary vegetables
>vegetables
>tomato
>vegetable

lmao

>>7351307
Slice it up and add a little salt

>>7353033
Same

>>7354556
Sounds good, what kind of honey do you use?

>>7354635
How do you niggers sleep till 3pm i havent had a job in months and i still wake up at 10am

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Cereal mainly: try to keep it low added sugar such as cornflakes or cheerios, but I do sometimes treat myself to tropical Granola or Swiss style muesli maybe. I generally alter that with days that I have oats with cinnamon, blueberry and crushed almonds.
an Apple or banana too
Egg on toast very occasionally
but always washed down with instant coffee with a splash of milk


>>7352133
get altitude sickness just looking at this

>>7350326
That's not Rye, retard

captain crunch with crunch berries and cinnamon sugar pop tarts

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>>7350326
Not most nutritious, not day-to-day, but my hands down fav is B & G and scrammers w/ cheese. Dash of Tabasco. Piping hot black coffee.

>>7354796
Nice.

bean chili and bread

If I could have any breakfast I wanted I'd probably go for an omelette with sharp cheddar cheese, bacon, sausages, homemade bread toast, grits, livermush, fried mushrooms, and fried potatoes.

>>7350367
Never understood beans for breakfast. Fucking limeys

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>>7354796

Egg sandwich on wheat, buttered and toasted on a cast iron until the sharp cheddar melts and the bread gets a nice, deep crispy brown. Plenty of salt and pepper.

Coupled with a vanilla protein shake with cinnamon, cardamom, and frozen bananas.

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>>7354796
>powdered eggs

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>>7354796

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keep it nice and simple.

soy sauce on eggs missing on picture

Pork chop & egg sandwich in either a bagel or potato bread. Don't let bacon faggots push their meme food on you, if you're gonna eat some pork for breakfast eat a damn chop.

>>7350367
but thats not an ulster fry, anon

>>7351540
>Not a full english breakfast.
Really ?

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Pretty straight forward, but more hashbrowns than this and some ketchup on the side. Also I like to put some onions or diced tomatoes and cheese.

>>7354796
>scrammers
Do you brits have to make everything sound goofy?

Cheese or cheese+tomato omelette, shredded hash golden brown, good bread with butter and orange marmalade if it fits, Orange juice of course. I don't eat any meat besides chicken, turkey, fish, and prolly would try various seafood but that's it.

Fried gammon and eggs is my shit.

>>7356757
it's just slang, no one says it but if they do it'll stay within the family, I recently found out 'scran' means food, lads at work say "time for scran" and know it's an inside joke because no one knows what the fuck they mean... the ball keeps rolling and people keeping making new words just for the fun of it

>>7356757
I'm not a Brit.

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>>7353329
i like refried beans, that's why i wanna try fried beans...

maybe they're just as good and we're wasting time.

>>7356792
>new words
>scran
Tell me more, anon.

>>7350326
Brisket Breakfast tacos. With some Julio's Habenero pepper sauce on them. Pair with a beer or michelada.

lox, runny eggs + something to dip them in or screwdriver are my favorites

>>7355056
>soy sauce on eggs

I'll give it a shot.

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>>7356809

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>>7356802
A lot of what's written below you may actually recognise because of globalisation and 4chan being a large a community it is, but a lot of what is mentioned is completely anew to those who have no foreign friends or visit such shit posting forums like this.

>bint (slut)
>clamming (starving)
>devoed (devastated)
>dibble (police)
>doylem (idiot)
>legless (drunk)
>knackered (tired)
>tosh (nonsense)
>wazzock (idiot)
>twat (some lasses gash, axe wound, cunt etc.)
>bellend (top of your dick, an insult... "what are you doing you fucking bellend?!")

Hope you learnt something anon

>>7350524
Alright then

Bacon cheddar ranch hashbrown casserole
>quarter pound chopped, cooked bacon
>bag of frozen hashbrowns
>16oz sour cream
>packet of ranch seasoning
>2 bags of cheddar cheese

Mix everything except 1/4 of cheese and put in a baking dish. Bake at 375°F for 1 hour

>>7350524
I want to try it with pesto instead of mayo

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r8

>>7356851
God tier right there.

2 egg sandwich, little bit of shredded cheese with cinnamon raisin bread
1 greek yogurt
orange juice

>>7359368
aww fuck is that mush? I love mush with maple syrup

>>7356801
I think fried beans alone would come out too crispy and dry. But then I don't know, fried chickpeas are alright.

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Steak and eggs.

The proper gentleman's breakfast.

>>7362690
I'm way into that hashbrown.

Favorite is Eggs Benedict

Favorite at home is egg over medium on top of some quickly sauteed spinach and cheese on top of toast. And some oatmeal with honey and fruit.

>>7356757
That's fucking sausage gravy. Not British.

everything bagel with lox
hash browns
skirt steak
bacon, spinach and feta omelette
fresh fruit
coffee

>>7353177
>Not knowing what fried rice is
And people say we're the ignorant ones

>>7353097
ma nigga

Eggs Benedict, but sometimes I like too use smoked salmon and instead of an English muffin, I chop up some greens (usually spinach, spring onion and dill) and fry them into a small frittata/fritter-type thing with half an egg.

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creamed chipped beef over homefries with onion. usually i throw jam on the toast they give me on the side.

i could eat it for every meal for the rest of my life.

great hangover food too.

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>>7353329
This gave me a powerful craving for huevos rancheros, and reminded me that I've been meaning to try making my own tortillas. Didn't have the fixings for any sort of salsa on hand, so I used the liquid from some leftover chile verde. Made the tortillas too small, but other than that 8/10 bretty gud

Oatz
Cottage cheez + froot

>>7350576

Who the fuck is that thumb-sized shotglass ass parfait going to fill up, an infant?

>>7362690
that shit looks fuego.

>>7351538
It's the easiest shit in the world, anon. Brown up ground sausage in a pot, add flour until all the grease is soaked up, turn heat down then pour in cream and slowly bring to boil.

Season to taste with salt, pepper, sage, etc

>>7350570
Skinnyfat reporting in to tell you to kill yourself buddy
>should
>should
>should
Seriously you are among the worst kind of people in the world.

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>>7353033
>>7354635
Keep livin the dream boys. I have a job, but I've got your back all the way. Haters are jealous of you guys and are complete pieces of shit that you should disregard. Godspeed neetbros.

Eggs, peas, onions with pepper and a nice cold ale.

2 cigarettes and a black coffee with a knorr stock cube added in

>>7354796
>tabasco
>shitty spicy vinegar instead of superior tapatio or cholula

>>7352111
very funny

Tapioca filled with coconut and a matured cheese.

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>>7350326
>What's your favorite breakfast, /ck/?

>>7350326
I have chicken in my breakfast. Have been doing this for 5 days now.

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>>7350367

Clubhouse Sandwich

>>7350326
>sandwhich

>>7365463
>cold pizza
>cp
>little girl eating cold pizza

>>7364651
I know. But. I kind of just can't afford that right now.

>>7353166
Ritalin is essentially cocaine.

>>7350326
Why did you put your sandwich in a fucking bowl?
Use a plate, manchild. Or will you spill it?

>>7362690

>hashbrown looks soggy
>steak looks cheap
>no salt/pepper on eggs

at least post a pic of your own version