Hey /ck/ I'm hosting a retirement party for a cop friend

>>7338645
How about an actual gun?
There is no better retirement for someone who spent a career harassing people over bullshit laws than eating a bullet.

>>7338645
Glockamole, it'll be a blast

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>>7338675

>>7338645
Depends on where you are. A lot of bakery's make all kinds of custom things. Let your fingers do the walking in your local yellow pages.

>>7338675
Go back to /tv/ you reddit shit.

>>7338645
Maybe he doesn't want to be reminded about the whole shooting and being shot at part.
Why not a badge or something instead?

>>7338645
We'd help if you provided more information. There are tons of places in NYC for instance that make custom cakes.

>>7338645
The lack of giving us information is why the best that I can do is, consult your local yellow pages for bakerys.

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>>7338675

chicken wings look like guns!

pew pew bagawk

>>7338675
"hurr durr all cops are bad all cops are pigs!!!"

>sentenced to life in prison for drugs

"FUCK YOU COPPERS WEED ISNT A DRUG FUCK YOU"


Shut the fuck up you blistering pustule, please just kill yourself. No one will EVER miss someone as fat and fucking retarded as you. Dumb nigger.

bananas

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>>7338740
There's a musket in the leg, though.

>>7338713
This.
Or a cute police car cake :3

>>7338797
>:3

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i cater he gone love some real steel

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You'll never take me alive, coppers!

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>>7338783
AHH, THE OLD MUSKET IN THE LEG TRICK?

>>7338810
Problem? :3

>>7338838
Kill yourself furry scum

>>7338847
>>7338810
Why are you mean? I was just giving op a suggestion :/

>>7338821
The uneven words to borders on the bottom text is truly disturbing

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>>7338768

Please I just wanted foods that look like guns
He likes guns
He never killed anybody though

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squid ink pasta and tell him he's eating bullets?

>>7338675
Edgy AF m8
>>7338645
Corny AF m8 just get or make a big ass cake shaped like the police badge

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>>7338645
Do pic related but in a gun shape

>>7339406
>big ass cake shaped like the police badge
That's not corny as fuck?

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>>7338645
Give Him This :lel:

>>7339432
I mean pastry's are pretty much your only option..
as far as Ik no natural foods look like guns

>>7339440
Pfft bananas dummy

>>7339444
Guess it depends on what "gun" your talking about

>>7339446
You must have quite a curve in your pistol

>>7339452
Lets not turn this into a kink thread but realistically unless you paint a banana noone is going to assume its a gun

>>7339462
A cop might assume so if a black man was holding it

>>7339462
>According to an arrest affidavit, Mesa County deputies Joshua Bunch and Donald Love said Channing pointed the fruit at them while crossing a street.
>The deputies said they feared for their lives even though they saw that the object was yellow. Bunch wrote in the affidavit that he has seen handguns in many shapes and colors.
http://www.cbsnews.com/news/colorado-man-arrested-after-pointing-banana-at-police/

>>7339473
a gun could be yellow