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>>7281377
>soybean oil
>corn syrup
>salt
>lemon juice concentrate
>calcium disodium
That's some classic Mayonnaise you have there, America.

>>7281377
>Real Mayonnaise
>Real
>REAL
You guys are fucked.

>>7281382
I can understand criticizing some of the other ingredients but there's nothing wrong with salt in mayonnaise.

>>7281382
>calcium disodium EDTA
>not using its proper name of ethylenediaminetetraacetic acid
I know when I think of traditional real mayonnaise the first thing I think of is ethylenediaminetetraacetic acid.

>Panera for breakfast
>mayonnaise for breakfast
>having to eat breakfast at your desk like a true wageslave because you can't be bothered to make some oatmeal/eggs at home
Christ, stop making us Amerifats look bad.