Remember when Ja/ck/ taught us how to grow botulism? https:

Inb4 NSA cloning your phone

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>>7274292
Here's a colored SEM of the little guys. So cute

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0hyZ__3YhZc

i know nothing about canning. what did they do wrong?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KPPCwmU5OHQ

>>7274292
Thanks for the mirror but
>2016
>Not having a YT downloader that saves mp4's and webms

Why this nigga using bandicam?

>>7274292

What's wrong with the method?

Seems relatively straightforward. Jar and lid were sterilized, cans were pressure heated to vacuum.

>>7274371
maybe the dude wasnt supposed to touch those lids like he did when he was putting them on the jars?

>>7274292
>tfw want to shit all over Jack but have no idea about canning

Where my canfags at to redpill us?

>>7274385
lol at his little commercial breaks

OP is trolling. That method of canning is perfectly sound. Just another shitpost.

>>7274394
I think it's because it was cached on his comp after the video was removed by King Cuck himself so noone would see his horrible blunders. Kek

>>7274419
WHY DID HE REMOVE IT FROM HIS CHANNEL THEN?

#tinfoil

In this and his other video with this guy, Jack seems so gay. I mean that in the literal sense, his voice gets all lispy and he just acts like he has the biggest mancrush on the dude.

>>7274414
I do home canning. Apart from being irritated by him I couldn't see anything wrong.
/ck/ shits on Jack like /pol/ does with Ben Garrison.
It's sad because half these little shit stains have no culinary knowledge beyond opening a Big Mac box.

>>7274439
Not to whiteknight /ck/, but neither does Jack and yet he sells sauces.

Well I'm not sure if people buy them, but they're for sale.

>>7274371

you're not supposed to can dairy at all and 1 hour process doesn't seem quite long enough.. and he keeps calling the pressure canner a pressure cooker.. there's a difference and you should only use the former.. but really, everything he says is sound

you don't even need to sterilize the jars if you're using a pressure canner

>>7274402
not cooked high enough or long enough plus they said if you use a pressure cooker you dont have to worry about acidity or if there's meat or anything

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>>7274455
Pic related.

>>7274463
at home dipshit

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Okay you fuckers, what drama did I miss out on?

>>7274469
>damage control.jpg

>>7274472
>all drama ever

>>7274472
it wasnt even us that BTFO him. a ton of women freaked out on him and how unsafe his canning was and he couldn't keep up deleting shit
>deleted video
>privatized twitter
>deleted all posts about it on his facebook where he got BTFO
>deleted all posts about it on the discussion page on youtube

>>7274463

>Carnation
>dairy

That's about as authentic as Mcdonalds hamburgers being real meat.

>>7274494
and he did all this within 2 or 3 hours of originally uploading the video

>>7274469
> I was only pretending to be retarded

>>7274498
Who mention anything about authenticity?
You need to work on your reading comprehension. If you are struggling get your carer to assist you. He will be used to communicating with you using words of two syllables or less.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fGjPSMcGmlA

>>7274494
>>7274500
Thanks m8.

I mentioned in a previous Jack thread that he was starting to lose the good will he had with his normie viewers as of late. It was only a matter of time before they turned on him.

>>7274520
>Those dislikes
>Jack getting passive agressive but still butthurt about not getting accepted for some Food Network thing
>His diet

He hasn't even got the cooking and I'm dead. I don't know how I've missed this video.

>>7274515

You did, 5 posts ago. *sigh* do I have to link it?

>>7274534
Please do.

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>>7274520

>>7274541
see>>7274463

Why bring up Carnation when the anon here>>7274455 was only bringing up dairy?

>>7274520
>That fucking """""music""""" in the ad/promo for Jack on the go

ABSOLUTELY TRIGGERED EVERY TIME.

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>>7274546

>>7274559
Alright, at first I thought it was one person on /g/.

I've realized I need to filter any post that has more than 5 apostrophes in a row.

>>7274557
>condensed milk isn't a dairy product.
Work on that damage control, Champ.

>>7274587
Not him, but what preserves condensed milk is the sugar, not the can.

>That episode with that Billy Mays sharpener (Samurai Shark?)
>Jack being so impressed that a carbide sharpener makes his dull edges slightly better
>Still has to carve through his tomato

>>7274600
>sugar is a preservative

kek. google pasteurization, if you weren;t just trolling

>>7274675
>has about a million knives
>is cooking on top of a drying machine

He is clearly an autist

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GW2_ZfxURwo

>>7274587
not op but some canned goods you can buy in a store are not safe to can at home

dairy, flour, pasta, rice, a lot of purees to name a few

this video is unsafe because dumb people will watch it an think

>hurr durr pressure cooker i can put anything in a jar and eat in in 4 years

>>7274817
kek

>>7274731
>preservation = pasteurization
kek

>>7274817
can someone post the link with those bloody burgers?

also, i'll eat bugers like that if it's from steak i grind at home

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>>7274850

>>7274860
How long did he cook this for? 30 seconds each side?

>>7274860
aw shit nooo... that's gross

>>7274860
fucks sake how did this guy have any viewers?
does he buy viewers? do people still do that?

>>7274863
messed up
>>>/rules/global/3

>>7274863
This isn't that at all you manchild

>>7274731
Um, look up how condensed milk is made.

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>>7274347
that intro lmao
i love that I can look behind the scenes of Cooking With Jack Show

>>7274872
FUCK I ALWAYS MESS IT UP
>>>/global/rules/3

>>7274292
>this is about a seven-pound button that keeps us at around 20 pounds of pressure

No way in hell does that little thing weigh seven pounds.

>>7274860
what the fuck...

>>7274860
"oh man, look at all the juice coming out of there, so good."

>>7274860
Please tell me the context for this wasn't him actually cooking a burger.

>>7274902
its him cooking bison burgers I believe

>>7274898
does he actually say that?

>>7274586
What the fuck is he doing?

>>7274860
SO JUICY

>>7274907
No, he's said it about some other undercooked food though. What he actually says is "nice and pink, just the way I like it", also, the juice may be from the tomatoes he put on.

https://youtu.be/J47pL_BW8TQ?t=11m

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>>7274920
jacking it

Can someone explain to me what's wrong with this video? I don't know shit about canning.

Can someone post Jack's taco that leaks like a litre of water please?

>>7274936
don't have gif/webm, but here: https://youtu.be/d5vZ2E1vbZ8?t=6m20s

>>7274936
I could find it but warosu is down so now I cant

>>7274520
I could watch Jack catching himself stealing cookies over and over again until the end of time. It's so fucking bad.

>>7274963
>This is what Jack thinks the Food Network wants

>>7274926
someone has a screenshot of this paragraph long comment this chick left that explains everything

>>7274439
The issue with the video wasn't putting the food in the cans (though he probably undercooked the shit out of his chili); it was that he undercooked it when canning. There's actual government-provided food safety guidelines for home canners, and Jack drastically undercooked his food in the pressure cooker, leaving it still suitable for botulism spores and just warm enough (didn't get out of the danger zone) to fuck up someone's next meal.

He took it down because his ass was going to be sued into oblivion when some midwestern housewife killed her family listening to his dangerous advice on cooking times for canning food.

>>7274494
>BTFO
you know, you don't have to say things that other people say. it doesn't do you any favors, i promise

>>7274292
>"Here's my 4 year old ham and potato soup!"
>"Mmmm, tastes like beef and barley"

Preservation done right

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NICE AND MOIST

>>7274976
If he kept it for another 4 years it would've evolved into venison and quinoa.

>>7274977
Is that from his bullshit salsa? Someone post the other webm.

>>7274946
>look at it's dripping right out, I love it
Does he think that's a good thing?

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>>7274985
its not his salsa its just salsa that happens to be called jack's.

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>>7274985

>>7274995
never gets old

>>7274998
>Email Jack at: [email protected]
>GiveMeFoods

>>7274976
I think the other guy was just agreeing with him out of kindness, not wanting to make jack look even stupider than he is.

>>7274998
Younger, not-grey Jack is so much more punchable than current Jack.

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>>7275015
You think?

>>7275021
why the fuck doesn't he just eat things by biting them

why does his tongue need to make contact in such a fucking disturbing way

does he do it on purpose, knowing it's jarring as fuck and gives people a reason to keep linking his videos to each other?

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>>7275025
he's a reptilian trying to kill off the human race with food poisonin, his tongue making contact is how he naturally eats, almost like a chameleon.

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>>7275025
I bet he read somewhere that it makes things "taste better".

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>>7274922
Jesus Christ, raw burger aside.

>Adding in an egg, teriyaki sauce and breadcrumbs to your bison mince

So he made a mini teryaki bison meatloaf and not a burger. That's way worse than the rawness.

>>7274520
>Those hamburgers
>So lets throw a fistful of meat on here without bothering to form it and dump a tablespoon of salt on it
>BEAUTIFUL

>I told you guys not to make waffles at home because it's a pain in the butt
>Mixing some batter and pouring it on a hot waffle iron
>SO HARD

This fucking guy.

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>>7275025

>>7275040
Well to be fair, he couldn't even do that simple waffle procedure right. Not to mention
>That ghetto ass toasted sandwich

>>7275050
GOING IN DRY.

JACK ON SUICIDE WATCH.

>Protecting your tweets instead of just apoligising on it

>>7274371
>>7274402
See
>>7275050

>>7274520
it took him 4 seconds to forget that he needed to preheat it

>>7275050
rekt

>Be Jack
>Undercook chicken, beef, bison, pork and venison
>Totally overcook fish
>Cook it again just to make sure

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WLTynG9aVvE

I feel like this video doesn't get the attention it deserves. I mean ruining such a /beautiful/ cut of fish aside, that flavour combination is just crazy.

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DAILY REMINDER THAT THE FIRST INGREDIENT ON JACK'S BBQ SAUCE IS LITERALLY TOMATO KETCHUP.

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WALA
A
L
A

>>7275077
>"This stuff's great to uh...mix in with stuff."

>>7275097
Beautiful, juicy, flavorful tomato ketchup

>>7275097
He just mixed ketchup, mustard and seasoning...

>when I was 7 I was better at cooking than jack

feels good man

>>7275097
It's literally

1.5 cups ketchup
2 tbsp brown sugar
Sprinkle season salt
Pinch salt
1 tbsp minced garlic
1/3 cup vinegar
Squirt of mustard.

>>7274586

Look how long it takes him to process what happened.

Sometimes it's easy to forget that ja/ck/ is legitimately retarded.

>>7275124
Jack Jr's football thing said 5'6 so that's probably accurate (if they don't inflate numbers) and Jack is clearly shorter than him now.

When will he learn?

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>>7275135

So where is this napalm palestinians thing from?

>>7274974
an hour isn't NEAR long enough at sea level and parts of nashville are 1000 ft above

also they didn't vent the canner

i've only just started canning and take not poisoning people very seriously and this shit makes me want to vomit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Ush-1esQ-4

>>7275170
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HhTiXzXPRAA&t=3126

>>7275170
https://youtu.be/GW2_ZfxURwo?t=1m5s

>>7275184
>>7275186
Thanks lads.

>"He doesn't hold back... This is the man I want to teach me."

REMINDER THAT JACK'S PASTOR IS A MURDERER.

>>7275184
fucking born again christians

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=44oQYRspZk8

>>7275208
>when I'm partying with my 3 friends
>in my sauna

>>7275184

Wait what?

Did he not even think about why that would be a terrible thing for a pastor to believe?

Fucking protestants god damn them

>>7275208
Holy shit, why is he talking in such an annoying and patronising way? That makes me want to set fire to Cedrus Sauna's factory or something.

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>>7275208

>>7275021
It's fucking jaba the hut

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Is Charles Scalfani the superior brother? Y/N

>>7275224
He's clearly born again, which as noted is the worst kind.

Unless you mean Pentecostal, which he might be.

>>7275260
>>7275224
fun fact: that pastor is a convicted murderer

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>>7275276
where do I sign up?

>>7275035
I want to knock him out, shove him into a suitcase and ship him to an ISIS compound

>>7275276

sauce

>>7275294
http://www.regent.edu/news_events/?article_id=1898&view=full_article

http://www.regent.edu/news_events/?article_id=1898&view=full_article

jack jr is live rn

>>7275312

ive been watching for 5min and all hes done is whine

>>7275324
where

>>7275336
i linked the wrong thing sorry

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=apa9XA6VoJo&feature=youtu.be

>>7275338
that you in the chat?

>>7275338
>Jack Jr. Scalfani Hey
>the king im a big fan
>the king of ur work
>Jack Jr. Scalfani Thx for your support
>the king did ur dad ever choke u

>>7275351
>>7275345

lol

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>>7275356
he wants you to be his video game friend

>>7275338
>streaming and playing videogame football while actual playoff football is being played right now

>>7275371
I was literally just going to post this.

>>7275338
>I failed at typing class

What kind of mongoloid can't actually type?

>>7275377
its his other son that he choked

>>7275382
As far as we know... maybe he got choked so much that he can't type

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>>7275382
>implying

HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS.

>theres not a lot of girls at my school I'm into
jack jr confirmed gay

>>7275338
Jack Jr. confirmed for being single, hide your sons

YOU MAKE HIM LEAVE REBECCA ALONE SHE'S MY JACKFU

>Be Jack Jr
>Can't drink because of religious family
>Can't go out and party
>Can't fuck around
>Be in the football team so could at the very least drown in cheerleader pussy
>Learning about Pythagoras now

Nah he's fucked.

>>7275338
"My Dad's cooking is ok, it's not that bad"

BTFO

>>7275417
>we usually eat out
>we really only eat his food when he makes a video

>>7275338

>My dad's cooking is alright. It's not too bad. We eat out a lot. People think that he cooks for us but we usually go out. He pretty much only cooks when he's making a video.

>>7275422

i recorded it

>>7275420
That would probably explain why they're so fat and don't have food poisoning

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>>7275422
what a fraud

>>7275429
JACK JR ABOUT TO BE CHOKED WHEN PAPA JACK HEARS ABOUT THIS.

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>>7275439
>papa jack

>>7275040
>"I told you guys not to make waffles at home because it's a pain in the butt"
>"I've never made waffles at home"

why would anyone listen to this shithead?

does anyone have any more epic webms

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who the fuck is this autist

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>>7275463

>>7275465
he also called ja/ck/ a retard so I guess he is one of us

hes so bad at madden lol

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shut the fuck up you nigger

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>>7275422

Oh thank god!

>>7275497
found his tumblr
http://theothersolipsist.tumblr.com/

>>7275471
You know I was talking to some older relative recently and she was telling me this shit was the peak of cuisine in the 60's.

Still, it sounds disgusting.

>>7275510
>arse
probably a stupid britbong fuck, no surprise there

>>7274817
Fuck this is so good lmao

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someone tell jack jr to fix his sound levels

>>7275568
he's not making it fun anymore

>>7275514
by grandma puts cool whip in jello

shit's awesome

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>>7275568
Jesus christ, man. He made a batter that refuses to cover chicken, what the hell.

well that was fun

>>7275592
Jack discovers corn starch, but doesn't understand how it works.

https://vid.me
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jack jr comments on his dads cooking

>>7275627
>>7275631
>move from california to tennessee
>take ALL your appliances with you
>including fridge/washer/dryer
>dont expect the trucker to sell that shit or someone to steal it
fucking retard

>>7275645
who the fuck takes their micowave with them when moving

Fucking Kek

http://blogandcookies.blogspot.com/2013/09/xbox-one-vs-ps4-decisions-decisions.html

http://blogandcookies.blogspot.com/2012/06/how-to-make-money-on-youtube.html

http://blogandcookies.blogspot.com/2012/06/how-to-bring-vacation-home.html

can someone post some more webms that hasnt been posted yet? im finally trying to get my collection going

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>>7275650

>>7275636
>Good news! No one is buying my shit sauce.

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Jack Jr. Sucks at Football:

http://blogandcookies.blogspot.com/2012/11/youth-sports-eternally-screwed-up.html

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>>7275655

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>>7275657

>>7275655
is this jacks wife or something? looks like his kitchen

nonetheless thanks

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2014 New Year's Resolutions folks: http://blogandcookies.blogspot.com/2013/12/the-day-before-christmasand-beyond.html

http://blogandcookies.blogspot.com/2014/01/i-do-not-understand-non-believers.html

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>>7275660

>>7274292

>canning is great because you can use it to warm your house!

what the fuck

>>7275655
>That bloated pack of ground meat

>>7275669

nasty friend

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Oh btw, he also called out the movers even though previous post said it would remain anon

>>7275676
Your stove puts out a lot of heat. It's a good way to help heat your house in the winter.

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>>7275669
some friend or something

>>7275680

first it was 16k, now its 24k lol

>>7275682

???????

>>7275697
he says he likes to cook shit all day in the winter so it heats his house a little and then never cooks in the summer so he doesnt have to use as much air conditioning then.

he's a huge jew he also made a video showing how to make your own laundry detergent

>>7275682
if its a gas stove.

and really, using a gas stove to heat your home is more expensive than just turning on the goddamn heat.

>>7275657
>My son can lose as good as any of those starters
top kek

>>7275675
oh my god he looks so downy

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>>7275077
The spirit of this salmon will never find peace from the agony and shame of dying for THIS.
His poor, flayed body has been soiled,wasted, boiled in 'eerrb BROTH until it was something utterly unholy, a terrible shadow of its former self.

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>>7275208

>>7275778
Lol, gay.

He doesn't respond to a lot of comments, huh?

>>7274860
Such moist

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>>7275800
He doesn't need to

>Jack, thousands are going to die of food poisoning if you keep making videos like this! That meat is raw.
>"Ha, stupid trolls, I'm not going to even dignify that with a response. How dare they."

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>>7275035
this is fucking foul

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>>7275778

>>7275035
Jack has fucking puppydog eyes, I'm not sure how to feel about this. It suits his pugface.

>>7275778
Translate it to:
>"Can't wait to choke mu son while my wife pretends to not hear a thing and making sure that neighbours won't call the cops."

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>>7275856
>>7275800
Jack Jr confirmed what we already suspected about Jack, hes a complete hack fraud. He is literally a fake, he only cooks when hes making his videos. Hes just a fat lazy idiot and hes able to support himself by doing his videos and selling his shitty sauces. There is no Jack Scalfani, hes just a mindless carcass walking around spouting canned dialogue. The worst part is we only have ourselves as a society to blame for his success. I'm actually jealous he doesn't have a real job and gets to eat out every day.

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>>7275914
>hes just a mindless carcass walking around spouting canned dialogue.

And not even canned safely at that

>>7275914
his wife makes more money than him. he's a stay at home cuck

It makes so much sense, he makes these disgusting recipes and under cooked meats and actually eats it (the absolute madman) because hes just going through the motions. He has no fucking idea whats going on he just knows that "this is what you do". He ruthlessly under cooked the bison burgers and actually took a bite and acted like he was enjoying it, hes clueless.

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>>7275924

>>7275657
>apart

>>7275956
>Punished "Venom" Tammy
>A heroine denied of her cuckdom

>>7275655
id eat it desu

jack has a huge cock and has great sex with his beautiful wife tammy every day and is not a cuckold, your all just jealous.

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>>7275998
Go home before the bulls are done, Ja/ck/

Tammy needs a new man in her life.

>>7275471

What the hell is that dish called?

>>7276034
aunt myrna's party salad

>>7276034
vomit salad

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>>7276034

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>>7276034
Aunt Myrna's Party Cheese Salad

>>7275471
Literally the most vile thing ever concocted. I hope Aunt Myrna is rotting in hell.

>>7275956
dat 5 o'clock shadow

>>7275066
>>7275050
Thanks.

I'm assuming they didn't pressure cook long enough considering the size of the jars.

That being said, it still doesn't look like there was that much wrong outside of the time of sterilization of the jars.

>>7276091
the food didnt cook long enough inside the jars either. plus they mentioned using a pressure cooker means it doesnt matter what youre canning as long as you use the pressure cooker

>>7275106
ITS NOT EVEN COOKED LET ALONE COOKED ENOUGH FOR PULLED PORK
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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>>7276146
wew lad

>Jack Jr. comes here
>Laughs at his dad anonymously, a nice release from constant embarrassment and abuse
>From /ck/, moves on to taking cooking seriously to culinary school
>Becomes the sous chef at a Michelin restaurant
>Fucks Tammy
>Never calls Jack again

We did a good thing, lads.

>>7275675
A question: why does he lean in to take a bite? Also that tongue thing is vile but I can't stop staring send help.

>>7276243
Watching him play Madden indicated that he really is Tammy and Jack's son in that he inherited their IQ, or he's concussed as fuck and probably won't be more than a cucked, coneheaded youth pastor who won't ever get to first base with Rebecca

>>7276243

>Fucks Tammy

So he kills Jack and then blinds himself?

What the Fuck is this Jack Jr.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0O4y1Ojzpio

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>>7275041

>that line of drool hanging off it

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>>7276266
senpai he said demonds

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>>7274498
oh look anon is a retard again.

>>7275033

is that some semen hanging off of it?

>>7276287
gives big boy bites a whole new meaning

>>7276278
pretty sure that's sauerkraut

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So I've made Jacks laundry detergent multiple times now.

All of my clothes smell like Jack
All of my socks, all of my underpants, all of my shirts.
They all smell like Jack.

Wherever I go now I know that people respect me. I know that women get one sniff of my clothes and know for a fact that I am a man who can cook. A man who can provide for them. A man who can look out for them. A man who will choke out anyone that lays a marijuana stained hand on them.

For the first time in my life I feel happy. People who have never heard of Jack Scalfani worship me because his scent is universal. It is the scent of a man, a strong man, a provider.

I take my clothes out of the washing machine halfway through a cycle. Its beautiful.

>>7276254
he hasnt evolved to human yet

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>>7276329
>I take my clothes out of the washing machine halfway through a cycle.

I lost.

>>7276091
There was enough misinformation in that video to get a lot of viewers killed. Nobody should give advice on something as scientifically exact and potentially lethal as canning food unless they truly know what they are doing.

>>7276414
>There was enough misinformation in that video to get a lot of viewers killed.

This from a guy who undercooks meat and serves up Aunt Myrna's Party Square

>>7276611
isn't it a "cheese salad"

>>7274419
Except for the part where he doesn't sanitize things properly.

>>7274586
Someone must have told Jack egg whites are good for him at the last minute.

>>7274860
You guys never had a bison tartare burger?

>>7275106
It's like he cooked it with a hair dryer, then gave it just a kiss in the pan.

>>7275200
Do you think he's the one who's been telling Jack to cook his chicken blue rare?

>>7275422
Kinda figured this because his family is still alive.

>>7275568
It went past non-Newtonian fluid straight to silly putty.

>>7274926
The short of it is, you should not home can meat, dairy, or pastas.


He cans chili with meat, and a cream soup.

His canning process leaves a bit to be desired too.
He didnt steralize his tools. His lids are questionably steralized.
That Is what jumped out to me.

>>7276913
how correct is he about not fully boiling the lids to preserve the sealant?

>>7275106
My god....

>>7276879

Honestly tho the omelette in the infomercial looks horrid too.

>>7276939
I'd still rather eat it instead of Jack's.

>>7276922
He is right in that you dont want them at 212. Infact if your using a pressure canning system.... Technically theu dont need to be pre steralized at all. ( i do . because thats how grandma taught me)

I put min in 186 degree for 30 min at least. But i put them in and hold them at 186.


His statement about acid content is just wrong.

Omelettes are fucking disgusting by the way. Like as a sidenote. If you eat them consider introducing rusty nails to your bloodstream

>>7277245
here's your (you)

>>7276863
that doesnt fucking look like tartar

>>7275033
dat tease tho

>>7276949
Omelettes that are creamy are delicious, and his would be fine if it weren't brown on the other side.

>>7274817
Sauce on the actual macro food video anyone?

>>7274817
>One of these things is not like the other!

>>7275021
>>7275033

I bet he gives great cunnilingus.

>>7277527
>Implying he doesn't lick the bull's seed out of Tammy when he's done.

>>7275568
non-Newtonian batter

>>7277531
Even for a fat, disgusting fuck that can't cook, that tongue action is getting me moist.

>>7274385
is this fucking chicken noodle soup?
bitch this is a fucking stew almost.

>>7274520
I am mad when he try to make the sangwich.
I am not retarded and butter the outside of the bread then put it in the machine.

Is this guy retarded. the fucking thing isn't even plugged in. did he read the instructions?
I am mad.

>>7275097
does this mother fucker actually have his own sauces?
fuck me.

>>7277588
You can have your own, too.

Call it Dubs, by Anon.
22oz containers

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This guy just sounds like a parody. I'm having a hard time actually listening to him.

>this pork and chicken and beef that's all pink inside? Delicious! Food poisoning doesn't exist!
>mmm lets toss in a bunch of junk into a pot and randomly freeze it in the fridge! what could go wrong!
>haha I'm such a fun loving guy NUKE THE PALESTINIANS!

It's like one big dead horse that keeps beating itself.

>>7275037
That actually sounds kinda good, I might have to try that.

>>7277531
it's a hard job but somebody's got to do it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AjuBBzJj9bM

Going after the kid like this is over the line. Let's please not be like that.

>>7277745
I don't think this bitch knows how to read instructions or use even the most simple things.
fuck this cunt.

Italians are just retarded, my god.

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>>7277994
boy I sure do love crab legs

>>7274498

mcdonald's does serve real meat, it's a physical fact of reality, this meme is tired.

>>7275097
Purely from a shekels standpoint, wouldn't it be cheaper to make everything from scratch in bulk than to buy premade sauces?

Obviously there's a lot of flavour benefits too.

>>7277641
It does sound good but I will fucking fight anyone who calls that a burger. It's a "Japanese inspired meatloaf sandwich" not a burger.

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>>7275050

>Jack's social media is still locked down

Is this how the Jack saga ends?

>>7275655
>filename
>Tomatoe and cheese
>Tomatoe

>>7275203
I have no idea what half of these ingredients are

>>7278169
It's a running gag on /ck/ (dare I say, meme) about how Jack spells it in his videos.

>>7275050
man no cute youtube waifu to make you food and can goods for you

why even live

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d5vZ2E1vbZ8

What's with him and under cooking chicken?

>>7274292
jesus christ jack is such an ugly troll

>>7278536
mabe you should take a big boy bite of some rare chicken, could change your life ;^)

>>7278536
salmonella adds flavor

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>>7278046
I'd be down to watch/help/film someone beat the shit out of jack.

>>7274385
the chicken was actually cooked through

good job jack

>>7278685
Jack lives 15 min away from me. Should I setup a gofundme

how long ago was this originally uploaded?

>>7278873
yea his new chicken fajita video was supposed to be healthy eating too.

>>7278910
Salmonella can help you lose a lot of water weight.

>>7278873
disgusting

>>7274292
I want more videos with lethal action! I want to see people poisoning themselves to death.

>>7278873
is this guy retarded?

>>7278873
He didn't make that Bacon Bomb - was a viewer sent in. However, his Fajita video was anything but healthy.

>>7279943
>canned coffee
what is this shit

>>7279995
even worse, I think he was doing some coffee taste-testing using fake sugar and flavored creamer.