>"I'll have a black coffee" >"With

you mean cream, idiot

you mean cheese, idiot

you mean crumpet, idiot.

You mean sugar, idiot

You mean sausage, idiot

>>7227313

Pekka, my brother.

you mean ketchup, idiot

I always ask for black coffee with milk/creme on the side so I can add it myself...

>>7227281

>Not asking for a double espresso

>>7227584
This. I usually take a sip of the coffee without swallowing, then a sip of milk. Then I lean back and gurgle a bit to properly mix it, as well as covering all 10000 taste buds. Opening and closing your mouth is a good idea if you're trained, but too much air flow will ruin the taste, so be careful. If I'm inebriated somehow, I just close my mouth while doing it for a safety measure.
After that, I spit it out in the tray of sawdust that I also request with the purchase. If they don't have that, I usually sneak behind a potted plant or something and spit it out there.

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>>7227718
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JbepN4dKLbU

>>7227281
>buying pre-made coffee

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>new guy from peurto rico at work
>watch him dip a slice of dry bread into his coffee with milk and sugar and just eats it like that
>mfw

>>7227826
that used to be a thing in the US

my mom told me how her dad would eat coffee soup which was just coffee with bread in it

You guys dont like cream in your 'fee?

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>>7227828
huh

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>>7227829

No, but I usually take 'cha in my 'fee

>>7227831
what's confusing you?

it's a depression era meal I guess

>>7227829
>>7227836
>'fee
>'cha
Is this a new /ck/ meme? I don't come to /ck/ often.

>>7227856
It's a few children trying to force something