/ck/ I need advice I took a girl to a sushi buffet for our second

kill yourself

I don't care about your girl issues, or gross, mainstream porn stars, but where do you live where you can eat all that for $18, and what all you can eat buffet lists everything you took on the receipt?

>>7221410
Lexi Belle is a big eater herself.

Maybe... maybe you've got a chance with Lexi Belle? Lexi is just her porn name, you know.

>>7221430
I live in Minnesota. The quality isn't good lol. The place is called Kyoto.

It's not really a buffet, but it is all you can eat. You order it and they bring it out to you.

>>7221436
Yeah she's probably swallowed at least 1000 loads in her lifetime.

Fatty

only eat atlantic fish

>>7221444

My ex was from Minnesota, and I get mad whenever anyone brings it up, because she was amazing and everyone else knew it and she left me and now I'm a drunk who spends all his free time here...

I only got sushi once in Minnesota, and it was both expensive and mediocre. I can't remember the name of the place but it was supposed to be one of the better places in the city (I'd lived in Hawaii, California, and Pacific Northwest, so I'd had good sushi).

All you can eat would have been more appealing.

>>7221532
Traditionally the two "best" sushi places in minneapolis were kikugawa and ichiban.

Neither is amazing, kikugawa is passable by flyover standards, ichiban is kind of dodgy.

Anyway if it was in a mall, it was kikugawa, if it was in a pagoda building with a blue roof, it was ichiban.

inb4 since I didn't like minnesota sushi I want to destroy America and I have literally never set foot here. This is what flyover land ACTUALLY believes.

>>7221554

Ha. It was Kikugawa.

>>7221554
The best is orogami lol

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Why worry if not fat?
Also, sushi is one of the least damaging thing to gorge on, let her be asshole.

>>7221410
>what do?
Call the EPA, she's a walking mercury hazard after that.

>>7221554
Why are you always so preemptively mad about flyover?

>>7221410
>she literally ate over 100 pieces of sashimi

She's not human. Remove her and/or yourself from this earth.

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>>7221764
Because every time I say something that suggests a personal experience that differed ever so slightly from whatever small town bubble you mistook for the entire world, you rustics get ass blasted and start posting "I don't think about you at all" memes and start lobbing insults that sound like you think I'm either a britbong or a black man from the south or an australian. Because anyone who doesn't have the exact same tastes and preferences as you must be lying, trolling, or insane.

Here have some tater tot pizza and remember the elitist pretentious coasties can't git ya as long as you ritually devour a normal food at least thrice daily. Make sure to wash it down with Spotted Cow.

>>7221410
Nasty bitch

She was trying to impress you by showing you how much she can stuff in her orifice OP.
You goofed. You should have fucked her right there in the family restroom in the mall you idiot.

pfft, casual

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jIjnJpTyyfM

>>7221844

>tater tot pizza
>spotted cow

damn this sounds good

>>7221410
>15 x Shard

What is this Shard you speak of

>>7221410
you lucky fuck

>>7221855
>steak with dipping sauce and rice

Why are japs such weird aliens?

>>7221410
>My Lexi Belle lookalike date enjoying food grosses me out
Strange attitude to hold, considering we're on a food related board of all places.

>>7221865
it works

>>7221865
you ever been to a hibachi grill? same concept

>>7221410
She's trying to enjoy your night out.
Like you should be doing.
If anything you should be thinking about how you can improve your cooking so you can serve your gf better you FUCK

>>7221410
You sound like a woman.
Are you a feminine lesbian?

>>7221410
>implying 100 pieces of sashimi (i.e. over three fucking pounds of raw fish) is too much
Propose immediately you fucktard.

she's probably homeless and needy and that
lunch was her first meal in a week

she probably spent her monthly allowance to dress up and impress you

or she has children and plans to regurgitate the food for their lunch tomorrow

Bulemia

>>7221955
This desu

Sushi is very easy to purge

>>7221410
I live in Minneapolis too.

Who wants to have a MPLS /ck/ meet up?

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>>7221952
>or she has children and plans to regurgitate the food for their lunch tomorrow

Well done. First time I've laughed on here in a long time.

>>7221410
It only would have been gross if she took a huge, liquid sushi dump after dinner and then expected you to dine out between her legs.

>>7221410

Bullshit you fucking liar.
No way she ate them all in multiples of 5, that's you just trying to make your shit story more plausible by making them easier to add to 100.

>>7222028
I wish I got a pie for Christmas like that nigger

>>7221554
Ichiban is infinitely better than Kyoto, but still not that good. Honestly OP if you can't dish out like $10 more to take her to Ichiban, you deserve a future fatty.

>>7222050
You order them, it isn't like a buffet line. You tell the waitress, "I want 20 salmon sashimi."

>>7221410
I'm the same way, who is she give me her #

>Omg a hot girl was comfortable on our date and ate a bunch of sushi
>Eww shes gross why would anyone do that

Faggot detected.

>>7222050
One "order" of sashimi is usually 5 pieces you dumb cunt.

>>7221410
>Eating buffet tier sashimi
It's ok, she'll throw it up in a few hours.

>>7223236
It is at cheap places you poorfag.
>Not spending 6 dollars on a single piece of salmon sashimi
>Not spending 25 on a single piece of baby kind salmon sashimi
It's like you don't want to taste the face of god.

youre an idiot

some girls are bad with money, some are loose, some are just dumb

some are spending the weekend with their man, making some very particular sushi restaurant owners regret their all you can easy policy, and enjoying a metabolism that lets them do so with impunity.

shes petite and pretty, and spending time with you. youre either an incredible baiter, or the dumbest & luckiest bastard to ever live up to your hometowns reputation for inbreeding.

which is it?

Was she playing on her phone alot?
That's a disturbing amount of food to scarf down on a second date. Like shes trying to maximize her profits from going on a date with you eating like a pig/slob and making herself look uncultured and unflattering.

Sounds like a red flag F.A.M

>>7223249
Literally the complete opposite of this.

If she's comfortable packing away nigiri like it's going out of style into her sushi hole, she obviously likes you a lot. Girls find eating in front of a guy unflattering. Lucky bastard.

>>7221933
OP is probably actually the girl and she's using 4chan to guage whether she's going to get a call back lmao

>>7221532
You'll get over her, calm down.

I bet she's overweight, nasty, and suffering from an ED.

Either date your hefer whale or don't faggot.