>get asked out on "coffee date"
>get jittery as fuck and more nervous than I already am because of all the caffeine
>horrible coffee diarrhoea starts brewing in my stomach so I have to rush to be in the toilet for peeing time while I am actually shitting my guts out
>kids running around and creepy single guys pretending to be reading while secretly eyeing the goods
>even if it goes well drinking a cup of coffee lasts 15 minutes and you can't just order another like a drink at the bar
why can't people just be adults and have a real dinner or drinks date?
>>7216307
Order tea, retard.
>real dinner
Gets expensive if you date a lot and can figure out in 15 minutes of meeting someone if you actually want to continue
>drinks
Always a great way to start a relationship!
>>7216307
>you can't just order another like a drink at the bar
Did the coffee shop cut you off?
>>7216324
>tea
>coffee shop
Are you from flyover country?
>>7216307
It's a date bro not world of warcraft
>>7216307
>not realising you do coffee dates just before lunch so it can lead to a lunch date
>15 minutes of coffee is just to work out whether the lunch date is worth it
>not being able to drink a cup of coffee without getting jitters and diarroea