>want to cook at home >family decides to be a bunch of

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Make them a homemade pizza. They'll be grateful if you put a little effort into it.

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>>7206958
I tried making Margerita Pizza yesterday, and they said "we wanted pizza, not a salad".

Nobody but me ate it.

>>7206958

I would like it better if you hadn't taken five shits on it before you stuck it in the oven.

>>7206968
The obvious solution is to kill your family. And then yourself, so you don't pass along their genes.

>>7206931
you can eat fried chicken and pizza and not be fat. the problem is most people won't eat salad or any other vegetable and they'll drink a few cups of soda with their food.

>>7206968
why would you not put meat on your pizza? Unless you guys are too poor to afford quality ingredients i guess.
Also raw tomato slices on a pizza are a terrible choice

>>7207002
>why would you not put meat on your pizza?
Because that's not the point of a margerita pizza
>Also raw tomato slices on a pizza are a terrible choice
They're not raw, you cook them

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>>7206931
is that suppose to be kot?

>>7206998
But the thing is that's all they eat, and they eat a lot of it.

For our family of 4, they order 2 large pizzas. Each person is expected to eat half the pizza. Everyone has a huge glass of soda with their meals, and everyone easily eats 4000+ kcals a day.

Yet they wonder why I don't want to be associated with them, they're a bunch of 300+ pound fat lazy slobs.