Your village is making STONE SOUP. What ingredient in your k

18 litres of Aloe Vera juice

>>7199723

None. Because I'm not a filthy red.

Sage

I'll add three blind mice

>>7199723
10oz cup of fancy feast

>>7199723
Pork bones. Fresh herbs.

>>7199723
All those bulk bags of beans /ck/ told me to buy and I'm never going to use.

a stone

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these crab snacks are lush

My city's known for the Cuban sandwich so I guess I'll throw one of those in

what does the stone do add minerals?

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Ginger and bell peppers I guess.

>>7199723
>MSG
I dump out your soup and make a new pot.

You're welcome everyone.

A quarter of a packet of chocolate chip hob nobs which have been on my desk for 3 months.

A packet of ramen

You're welcome

>>7199752
lol

a packet of instant hot chocolate

>>7199778
still in the sachet, mind you

A stone soup with /ck/ is a terrible idea.

Also The Best Teriyaki Sauce You'll Ever Taste.

Four calling birds and three French hens.

Ten pounds of cannabutter.

9 pounds of hashish

>>7199765
trick people into helping

>>7199763
Florida bro? which city, Ybor or Miami?

>>7199765

To pretend that you're helping so you can leech off the goodwill of others.

i killed this guy, we can throw him in.
>>7199734


also, two rabbits and a capon.

3 big cans of tuna fish.

A used condom and a handful of thumb tacks

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Ten HEAPING tablespoons of Nutella.

One horse open slaw.

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a pint of directors bitter

A kilo of self-raising flour

>>7199785
>for men and doges

>>7199857
Stop.

A pointed remark while tossing in a tootsie-pop in angst.

Hardee's coupons that expire New Year's Eve.

3 cans of mountain dew

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hot femur bone marrow

>>7199873
Including the can, right? Nothing else gives you that wonderful popping sound when its ready

>>7199723

three sweet potatoes.

Some delicious Knorr Chicken Stock Pot

an enchilada tv dinner

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Some cayenne.

A Juicy Lucy from Minnesota.

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>>7199793
Two dirty gloves and a Partridge Family CD.

.031 kilotons of leftover turkey

>>7199858
But that's what the packaging reads: "for men and doges." Have you something against Venetian history?

>>7199780
Kek.

>>7199809
Ybor/Sarasota. Travel back and forth for school

I would contribute the entire contents of a homeless person's shopping cart.

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>>7199950
Why do you have a homeless person's shopping cart in your kitchen?

People are just saying stupid shit instead of what they actually have on hand.

I swear holiday vacations are just as bad as summer for bringing in the edgy underage normies.

Chipotle

>>7199962
Aww... how cute. Pretending to know what /ck/ is like.

Run along now. Santa's coming soon.

Half a summer sausage and three whole onions

>>7199962
NO FUN ALLOWED

Whatever I can scrape off my windshield wipers.

FITTY POUNDS OF POTATOES. RUSSET.

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>>7199962

>>7200339
I would own that lighter. That's pretty funny.

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As a kid my class did "Stone soup" for a kindergarten play.
>mfw I got the role of "potato"

A generousns amount of 'cha!

>>7199879
Oh wow, that is hot.

>>7200451
lol

Be proud, come on.

Let me see what's actually in the cabinet since I'm at my parent's house right now....Okay....About a metric fuckton of random condiments and a box of Biscotti. This is gonna be some interesting soup.

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>>7200451
I bet you were adorable anon.

>>7199768
Meme reasoning for meme seasoning

Mustard greens and thai chili peppers

>>7199861
I must be a fucking idiot, but I don't get the joke.

>>7199919
I have many things against Venetian history.

Berry blue icing
Smurf gummies
sour apple pucker

>>7199868
sheep?

An entire canister of 5 year old Tony's creole seasoning

Leftover prime rib and bones

A bag of play sand.

old hummus

3 peppermint candies and 1 opened peppermint with lint from the bottom of my purse

>>7200691
London?

>>7200714
England?

>>7200719
Anyone here want in on my suicide pact for new years?

>>7200720
How are you going to suicide? By eating some /ck/ soup?

>>7200720
I'm down. London?

>>7200762
I'll drink myself to death like nicholas cage.

>>7200796
nope

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A tub of viper flavor ice cream.

>>7200720
Can i watch?

>>7200720
I'm in! Where can I get some GMO foods to OD on?

>>7200842
liquor store

>>7200844
thanx forty four. i'll hop right to it.

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I've got a shitload of tamales left over from my family's Christmas Eve dinner.

>>7200887
enough to join in on the suicide circle?

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applewasps

5 pounds of Velveeta cheese

>>7200895
I have enough to feed hordes of ravenous relatives, so I think there's enough.

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Turkey dinos!

>>7200946
easy with the beans boy

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>>7199862

>>7199758
Oh god I ate those once.

It tasted like sewage, sand and the devil wrapped up in eggshells.

Get the fuck away from me.

>>7200918
Looks more like a waspapple.

>>7199840
I've got it coming out of my taps

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>>7200918

gives me the willies to this day

also, I would add two heaping tablespoons of mayo

Ghost peppers :^)

I'll throw in a bottle of Witch Hazel and a bottle of Hydrogen Peroxide.

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A cure for homosexuality.

>>7204794

see: >>7204720

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a couple of these for taste

>>7199768
This guy gets killed by an angry mob of villagers for throwing out 5 hours worth of soup because he didn't like an ingredient. I throw in his fine Italian leather shoes and steal his wallet.

>>7199723
Semen.

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A jar of fermented shrimp paste.

3 moldy bagels

I bring some raw criollo cacao nibs.

>>7199723
MORE STONES

>>7205247
Dude, i have worked with alot of nasty stuff over the years, im Swedish so the surstromming meme is always relevant, but damn i have never ever smelled something as fucking nasty as this, it has 0 redeeming factors.

>>7204794
fuck off back to brony

I have some soy sauce and some leftover boiled potatoes.

>>7199902
this guy seems like a talented chef with a wide variety of dishes at his disposal, why does he always add cayenne to fuckin everything??

>>7205247
Is this the Marmite of SE Asia?

Sriracha

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>>7200946
>turkey nuggets
disgraceful

garlic makes stones taste fucking delicious

a slice of key lime pie

spaghetti

>>7205722
He likes his food a bit spicy.
He has toned down his cayenne use recently though.

>>7200492
Underrated post.

>>7199752
kek.

A can of dogs food

>>7200946
>>7200965
>mfw i realized the beans are the dinos extinction raining upon them

>>7199796
This man is the fucking Secret Santa of the /ck/ Stone Soup gathering

This is the ONLY ingredient that matters

>>7199801
Boy you can't make a soup with hashish - get out of here

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>>7199785
>for men and doges

>>7208255
Dude.

Have you ever looked at beans

ON WEED?

>>7203454
You might want to call a plumber. Also: How do you shower?

Is weed still a thing?

It's almost 2017

I'll throw in a batch of chili. It didn't turn out as well as I'd hoped, I was experimenting and I need to do something with it.

>>7208702
LOL WEED DUDE
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>>7199723

i loved that book

>>7199763
>>7199809
>>7199937
south west fl criminal reporting in

>>7199829

kek

>>7199816
I too, shall throw in my last DCSS character.

>>7199861
>>7200606
/g/ meme about sjw on git
through a channer dev out
he posted egg plant emoji
then called it a penis
TRIGGERED

>>7199868
>>7200618
i kind of want to stick my dick in it desu senpai

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>>7199723
You're welcome.

Four pounds of backbacon
Three French toast
Two turtlenecks
and a beer.

>>7200720

yuss pls lkill me xddd

>>7204787

kek

>>7199723
No one seems to remember that the book had a decent chef suggesting what each contributor should bring to add. And said decent chef would whack all of you with his spoon.

>>7209462
This ain't the book, nancy. This is 4chan.

One fedora.

>>7199723
This year, I grew some Chervil, a rather rare herb here in the states, and made some ice cubes with the compressed herb when it was fresh. I have grown some Parsley too. I'll share some of that.