So Christmas is coming up and it's always an excellent excuse

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>>7187097
I'm going to attempt to recreate this salad I got when I ate at Noma

>>7187097
I have some catfish I plan to fry up.

>>7187114
I'm it looks like a 3 star michelin restaurant doesn't give a crap about whats edible... Or is there a trick to it?

>>7187114
kek

>>7187181
2deep4u

>>7187114
Are you a horse?

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>>7187097
Is that British beef? That must be a holiday treat for them nowadays being all overrun by islamics.

Leave it to the brits to make burgers!

>>7187097
You fucking infedel, what's ridiculous about a celebration? I bet it's ok when you blow people up for mohahhamed when you find an offensive cartoon?

Explain yourself?

>>7187270
Obsessed.

so on wednesday i'm doing some sort of filled pasta followed by a dish of cod, spiced squash puree and quinoa cooked in lamb broth, with capers and peas and tarragon. some kind of light dessert i haven't thought about yet.

thursday i'm doing a ham and we're gonna have it with some red cabbage and some cheese before going out on the piss

friday morning i'm doing eggs benedict/royale with some asparagus then we're going for a walk then it's traditional turkey crown, turkey roulade, bread sauce, roasties, parsnips, sprouts, broccoli, carrots, gravy, stuffing. think my mum's gonna do a pavlova for dessert and traditionally i make these chocolate melting middle cupcake things with either chestnut or cranberry ganache in the centre.

leftovers for the next couple of days then my dad's gonna come by and either some kind of beef or a porchetta, haven't talked to the family about it yet

then some family friends are coming by and i think i'm supposed to be doing a coulibiac but there's also a vegetarian so i have to come up with something else.

>>7187270

what

it's not even beef

>>7187114

>sticks
>flowers
>grass
>leaves
>fucking rocks

Yeah looks delicious bro.

>>7187114
hard kek/10