I just quarter seasoned a fried egg, as follows: NE: tarragon

>>7178886
I just cook an egg salt/pepper and eat it. I'm not a fucking autist who cuts an egg into fours.

Why did you cut it into 4 pieces? Just to try different seasoningsm

Nice meme eggs, OP.

This is literally worse then that banana guy bullshit and activated almonds slathered in quinky sauce.

>>7178908
Looks like OP broke the yolk and just decided, "fuck it."

>the yolk isn't in the middle

Your obviously becoming a spice master. But you need to work on your presentation.

Personally, when I follow the best advice ever posted on cook, I separate the yolk from the white. Then I put 1/4 of each yolk on a small piece of plastic wrap and twist it into a ball and gently poach them. Then lightly whisk the egg white and pour into 4 small ring molds on a greased pan. When the white is almost set I place the yolk in the middle. Then it's seasoning time.

>>7178924
You're*

The only way you should mix targonand eggs is in an aoli.

Listen not everyone has their mothers spice cabinet.

>>7180271
>The only way you should mix targonand eggs is in an aoli.
What about Bearnaise or omelette with fines herbes nigga. Tarragon works in lots of egg dishes. I often add it to my meme eggs.

>>7178908
Its the current best way to learn how to cook. Listen carefully because this is very important advice. Lots of people think cooking is all about complicated recipes, big cookbooks and arduous effort. Really it's more of an innate thing.

Learning to cook is much more simple, so pay close attention to what I'm going to say. Are you listening?

Fry an egg and experiment with various seasoning. This will give you an idea of what flavours go well together which is the most important quality in cooking. Fry an egg, cut it in quarter, season each quarter differently. Try one with cayenne and, I dunno, chives? Just experiment with lots of seasoning combinations.

Then fry another egg and repeat the process. Keep frying eggs and experimenting until you get a good idea of what works. You can eat 3-4 eggs in a day, heck you're from /fit/ so probably 6+. If you eat 6 eggs in a day, that's 24 egg quarters, 24 seasoning combinations in a day. You're talkng about 1000 seasoning combinations in just over a month.

At this stage you'll be a spicemaster and what/how you cook wont matter because you'll be better at seasoning than 99% of professional chefs, and this WILL make you a good cook.

this is the best new /ck/ meemee

>>7178886
>spicemaster.
>thyme
>oregano
>salt
>tarragon

Wowee this new meme is a ripper!

>>7181266

>complaining about OC

how about you go sit on a rusty cactus and think about what you've done, friendo?

>>7181318
what's a rusty cactus?

>>7180320
This is truly one of the stupidest fucking things I've ever read on this board.

>>7180320
lol ok

>>7178886

well spiced my friend, how long have you been a spicemaster for? I just started last week, so I'm hoping in another 20 days I'll become one of the world's leading spicemasters.

>>7178886
Wouldn't I make faster progress if I cut it into eighths?

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i fucking love this meme

>>7181899
You might think so, but quarters have been proven the ideal size in various studies about spice mastery. I don't pretend to understand the science behind it.

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>>7178886

>yolk isn't runny

0/10 wouldn't eat

>>7178886
>uneven distribution of spice across egg surface
Never gonna make it spice ruser.

>>7178886
dille is pretty good desu

>>7178886
/ck/ is getting more retarded everyday that passes

>>7178886
>ITT: OP thinks he's clever, while he confuses combination of spices with actually cooking

>>7182622
That is definitely not what is going on anywhere ITT

>>7182026
I agree some guy literally just said desu in this thread. /ck/ is dying a long excruciating death.

>>7184898
isnt desu a wordfilter for t b h or f a m or some shit?

>>7184898

fuck off newfag

>>7184907
Yeah anyone who uses any of those is a retard though.

>>7184912
I'm not a newfag. Believe if or not but not everyone on 4chan is a weeb.

>>7184916
baka desu senpai