Woke up drunk, stinking, and didn't have to work. This is

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I have bad luck with those rising crust digiornos. The edges will get burnt before all the cheese in the middle is melted, and then it's just way too doughy all around. In fact, fuck digiornos all around desu senpai

>>7156281
Agreed. Worst frozen pizza brand

You're in for a stellar day. Don't forget to add more cheese because you want to be fat. And a bunch of dry spices you have around, because why not. You are a chef, posting on a cooking enthusiast's forum!
You also need to get some alcohol back into your system before you eat. Because after you eat, you'll need even more alcohol. Do it now.
Don't forget to watch that oven like a hawk when its getting close. Everyone fucking hates burned pizza, and under cooked pizza is almost as bad.
Post another picture or else I will have wasted my day refreshing this thread. Because I really care about how this goes for you.
Fingers crossed!

>>7156295
I won't disappoint you.

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Also ate almost an entire sleeve of these while waiting. I'm not a fatass, I just made poor choices today.

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>>7156293
What's the best that is widely available

>>7156310
Red baron

>>7156310
Red Baron

>>7156316
Op here, red Baron is for welfare recipients

>>7156310
Frozen pizza is all about the crust. Pick a style you like, then try the brands available to you in that category. Home Run Inn is good butter crust.

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Ck decides how I cut it.

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>>7156310

>>7156331
Strips

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>>7156331

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>>7156338
Lol

>>7156310
Tombstone double pepperoni.

Only correct answer there is.

>>7156331
Into bite size squares, then cook cinnamon toast and put the pizza bites on the toast and coat it in chocolate, throw it on a pancake, drizzle it with honey and then serve with sweetcorn

>>7156331
Brunoise

>>7156352
Excellent

>>7156310
We all know the only good frozen pizza brand is Chicago Town and you all fucking know it don't dare deny it you fucking cunts

>>7156344
This is a screenshot of a screenshot of tumblr. Why do people do this?

>>7156352
Now stack them and eat at the same time

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>>7156336
Must remove kebab

>>7156360
Had no idea this was tumblr. I googled "Jew pizza" and this was in the results.
Good eye for noticing Tumblr though. Ive heard a lot about it here on 4chan. Are you a member? Whats your username?

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Strips are underrated, thanks to the guy who recommended it.

Needs anchovies.

>>7156374
You didn't add anything? No spices? No cheese? No toppings or condiments?
What was the purpose of starting a thread?
"I followed the directions on the box"
Well done? *golf clap*

>>7156369
That pizza tastes great though.

>>7156381
I hate condiments with a passion.

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>>7156281
>>7156293
HOLY SHIT STOP THE FUCKING PRESSES

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>>7156395
>I hate condiments

Am I the only one who's done with frozen pizza forever? They always disappoint me in some way, so I either order in or make my own.

>>7156331
Horizontally