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do you eat moldy bread /ck/? my uncle does he said its like

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do you eat moldy bread /ck/?

my uncle does he said its like eating moldy cheese and that it taste good
I have seen him put the heel of his mold bread in a bag of new bread to spread the mold even
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Your uncle sounds like a fuckwit
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But moldy cheese doesn't taste like shit like moldy bread does
depends on mold strains and shit, but for the most part moldy bread tastes asstastic take my word for it.
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There must be someone, somewhere that doesn't have a batshit insane uncle. But it seems to be the case that they're all nuts. Both my parents were single children, so I don't have one myself.
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>>7149123

If you don't have an uncle then how do you know that they're all crazy?
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>>7149123
My uncle is the crazier of his siblings. Which isn't too much, he's just a health and Jesus freak. He's got a pretty good taste in music though.
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>>7149123
The most sane of my uncles is nearly 50 and lives with his parents and recently tried to kill himself. The least has been to prison dozens of times and always gets bailed out by his abused wife.
WHY DO THEY STAY?
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>>7149054
Your uncle probably thinks he's being cool and patrician because someone told him it was a foreign delicacy but really he's just being a pretentious cunt and eventually his ego will kill him, probably really soon.

I'd be careful; he probably posts in this board.
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Meh I don't like the wetness moldy bread has also it tastes like the rind of cheeses

bleh
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>>7149123
maybe the crazy uncle is a white thing because my uncles are the coolest motherfuckers i know
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>>7149123
My uncles are all very ordinary.
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>>7149364
It's a lot different when your uncle isn't 5 years older than you are
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>>7149364
>he isn't white
get the fuck out of here nerd
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>tired after work one night
>can't be aresed to cook anything for dinner
>decide to make a ham sandwich
>take huge bite
>furry part of mold hits my tongue first
>immediately spit into trashcan
>turn sandwich over
>fluffy mold all over underside of bread slice
>into the trash it goes
>go to bed hungry because fuck it
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>>7149359
LIFE ALWAYS FINDS A WAY
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>>7149359
Well shit McDonald's fries do get moldy
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>>7149054
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If my body can't withstand a few blobs of blue mold then it deserves its punishment imo.
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>>7149363
Why in the fuck would you know that?

>>7149054
I'm sure this is bait, but: no, no one in their right mind would eat moldy bread. There's no complimenting taste, nor is there any sane reason to do that. Tell your uncle he's a freak, and will probably die a gross death.
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>>7149054
I made a sandwich with bread that had started to go moldy unknowingly. There was just one tiny speck of visible mold that I didn't spot until after spitting it out but it was the most overpowering, revolting thing I've ever tasted in my life.
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Moldy bread can make you very sick, don't eat it.
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>>7149054
>Last slices of rye bread in the pack
>Been sitting on the counter for a week, but didn't smell or seem moldy at all
>Decide to toast the slices
>Walk over to the fridge and grab some cold cuts and cheese
>Turn back just in time to see some hundred little maggots writhing on top of the bread, trying to escape the heat
>Intothetrashitgoes.jpeg
That was fucking vile.
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>>7149123
The crazy uncle is on my mother's side.
He's 52 years old and never moved out of my grandmother's home.
He never goes to funerals because he swears dead people talk to him.
He once went missing for 8 months, and nobody knew where he went. When asked, he said he "joined the circus."
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>>7149123
My uncles are all extremely successful men, and are very down-to-earth, good-natured, normal
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>>7149054
some guy breathed in mold from bread, and it started to EAT HIS FACE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZmHkC2JM53c
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>>7149123
I have an alcoholic drug addled uncle that needs crutches to walk

It's not nice to say bad things about cripples I know, but he really is an awful person
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>>7150502

you threw away the toaster too right?
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I've accidentally eaten mouldy bread before and it tasted like dirt.
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>>7150502
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GfzPzPkSX3s
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>>7149359
There's a mold minority ghetto on the right
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>>7150563
I saw this on Ripley's Believe It or Not as a kid. It terrified me.
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>>7149054
it tastes like must
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>>7149054
>its like eating moldy cheese
Why do people say this? I've heard people say the same thing, "Moldy bread is like moldy cheese, it's just more bread" but it's completely different!
You fucking bake bread. Moldy cheese is just more cheese sure but bread isn't fucking mold it's shit that's been baked.
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>>7150563
JUST
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>>7149054
Jesus who is your uncle?? Paul Hahrrgis.

Does he slurp down the moldy bread with sardine oil?
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>>7150575
The character of a man should take priority over his condition.
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>>7149054
>mold eats your bread
>let it win by throwing it away
You're just showing to parasites that you're an easy target.
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>>7150819
Oh Uncle Paul..
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>>7149054
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZmHkC2JM53c

NOPE
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>>7150832
>eat the bread
>develop cancer and die anyway

epic meme
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>>7150882
Looks like weakness decided to post on the internet.
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My grandma always said that the best bread for making meatballs is the bread that is just starting to go moldy, not full on mold like OP's pic but just starting to go bad.
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>>7149123
my uncles are both pretty much normies. One is really cool and also probably the best cook in the family, and one is kind of an asshole.
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>>7150502
...and then you used some thermite on the toaster right?
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>>7149054
>the heel
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If I see something with mould on in real life I turn into a little pussy and just fucking run away from it. Sometimes I throw up too.
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>>7149054
Don't have kids OP, your line should die out.
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>>7149059
>Your uncle sounds like a fuckwit

I'm sure someone said the same thing about the first guy to eat 'moldy' cheese..
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>>7149123
This

I have 3 uncles.

One was my moms halfbrother, and an alcohol that stole my moms car and did a bunch of other fucked up shit.
The other two were really young (when I was 12 they were probably 17-18).
The first was like my best friend, he had all the sweet ass games, but then it turned out he was a kleptomaniac that kept stealing my and everyone else in my family's shit.
The other is probably another alcohol, but he's into really old cougars (his current gf is like 60 and he's like 29) and he's batshit insane.

My friends uncle stole his dads car and killed himself in it.
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>>7150832
This. The good God put acid in our stomachs for a reason.
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>>7150869
wow his wife is a trooper
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>>7150523
Your uncle sounds cool as hell.
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>>7149421
not to be racist but you are using the wrong N-word.
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>>7149123

>1 uncle is elite green beret in vietnam, retires, becomes moderately successful military author, still operator af
>1 uncle gets engineering degree, designs planes and such for 30 years, makes tons of money, gets cancer and dies
>1 uncle is high school dropout, lives in van, tries to borrow change from me as kid, plays bass in shitty band, tries to get me to smoke weed at 9, gets hit by train at 37

There's always one
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>>7151941
I'm an engineer that plays bass and smokes weed and don't plan on dying stupidly.
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>>7149123
my dad was an only child and my mother was one too
I have no family since all my grandparents are dead

people in my family don't live long anyway
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>>7151949

Cool, glad I asked.
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I thought bread mold would kill you
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>>7151949
Nobody plans on dying smartly, mr engineer.
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>>7152065
Are you dumb? Many people plan out their deaths.
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>>7150498
>penicilium chrysogenum
>can make you very sick

>peniciline
>make you sick

Are you an anti-vacine?
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>>7149054
by eating the moldy bread constantly he's just creating penicillin resistant bacteria in his body.
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>>7152080
see >>7150869
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>>7152086
>one day he will need penicillin to save his life
>he will be immune to it's effects

That'd be hilarious.
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>>7149123
>tfw you're turning into the crazy uncle
Should I be embracing this?
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One time my mom gave me some really nice bagels. I ate a couple and forgot about them. When I remembered them, I found mold was starting to grow on them. I picked all of the moldy parts off then threw them in freezer to prevent further mold growth. That's the closest I've gotten to eating mold.
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>>7149054
In France they eat almost exclusively moldy food. Should be ok but I wouldn't because that's gross.
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>>7150563
>>7150502
GET ME OUT OF THIS FUCKING THREAD
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>>7150502
>a week

Nigga what

My bread goes fine for 2-3 weeks before mold starts.
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>>7149054
Anyone else but me notice that it kind of looks like a blue swastika?
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>>7149123
My uncle owns a bunch of illegal guns, brews ethanol (slowly going blind) and brought homemade poison darts to our house at christmas

>>7149054
Bread mould can be fatal!!! Dont eat!
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>>7150563
Sounds like some Florida freak on bath salts.
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>>7150826
That sounds like something that Winston Churchhill would have said.
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>>7151502
It gives one a different perspective on things when one becomes an uncle, and from what I hear I'll be great uncle soon enough.
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>>7152071
Many people are stupid. The best one can do is make a will.
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>>7149359
>oh man those are some ugly frozen green beans
>or asparagus
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>why is that donut covered in icecream and sugar
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>>7149054
How isn't he dead yet?

I keep eating bread until it shows mold, even then I first look for slices that are still good.
>tfw you never have to toast your bread because it toastes itself
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>>7151229
I'm glad I don't have to eat that crazy bitches meatballs
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Most of the mold that would grow in bread produces toxins that microwaving/toasting/etc. won't kill. Your Uncle is risking his health.

For cheese, some types of mold are bad, but the types of mold that you typically see in store-bought cheese obviously aren't.
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>>7152451
>My bread goes fine for 2-3 weeks before mold starts

From my expierence, it depends greatly on two things.

in summer & the heat, it molds a lot faster.. and I found that if I do not put my hand inside the bag, and just kind of push it out from the outside, that the bread lasts longer too..
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>>7152080
>thinking penecillin is the only strain of mold to grow on bread
>acting like penecillin doesn't make you shit tons bc it creates an enzyme that kills other bacteria, ie how we made antibiotics

hint: the different colors you can get from mold on bread (white, green, black, etc) mean there's different molds, and not all are easy on the tummy
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The mold's colonized his nervous system. Time to get a flamethrower.
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>>7152080
There's hundreds of types of Penicillium. There is literally a word, Penicilliosis, dedicated to infections caused by Penicillium.

You are an illiterate child.

Please fuck off and never return.
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>>7150563
>that link

Go and stay go.
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>>7149054
Mold isn't real. It is all part of the capitalist conspiracy. Just like tuna is actually turkey.
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I fucking hate that weird, grassy, mossy taste that mold has.
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fucking weirdos in this thread
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mold is good for you
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>>7149054
Your uncle is retarded.
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>>7149054
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rcjpags7JT8
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mold is chocked full of yummy vitamins and nutrients
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>>7153756
I am a profit of masao.
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>>7150832
>Implying I don't incinerate all of my parasite ridden food.
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>>7150447
Of course it does. Anything organic can grow mold if it is kept at the right temp and humidity.

Did you seriously believe that super size me hackjob?
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>>7149359
is the bun trying to escape
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>>7150563
Damn, Nancy is one loyal bitch.
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>>7151949
DUDE WEED LMAO
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>>7158218
dude
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>>7156818
>organic
That shit is not far from not being organic
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