Hey /ck/. I just got one of these as a gift. What the fuck do

>>7148985
Is this a new meme? You made this same exact thread a few days ago.

>>7148985
Salt block cooking looks like a gimmick. Literally all you have to do is use it to cook instead of a pan. Dont heat up up too fast though. Id rather use a pan.

dear santa,
please give me a floor tile for xmas.
thanx!

>>7148993
That wasn't me. I really did just get a salt block as a gift.

>>7148985

gah! Don't cook on it! Especially not some poor animal. Salt crystals are natural emitters of (-)ions which help to:

Increase chi
Eliminate allergens
Reduce affects of SAD
Support the immune system
Boost serotonin levels
Improve mental alertness
Promote general well-being

This person who gave you this gift must case for you deeply :^) you are blessed

>>7149113
thanks friend
:^)

>>7148985
Is that one of those new GMO salmons?

use it as a cutting board

>>7149113
so do I just hit myself in the head with it or what

>>7150303
Look it up on youtube, this thing is a mystery to me

>>7148993

Did he get any actual helpful information a few days ago or just enough shitposting to make him try again later?

>>7148985
Put it outside for deers and then shoot them for their meat.

>>7150311
>deers

What about gooses and fishes?

>>7149113
This is bait right?

>>7150337

They are generally not attracted to salt licks.

>>7148985

DROP SOME SNAILS ON IT

I CALL IT THE SLIMY BALLROOM

>>7150303
rub it all over your naked body. Take pics so we can make sure you're doing it right

>>7148985
Slap your dick against it 50 times a day for 1 month and it will grow

Yeah you gotta temper it in the oven at 475 degrees celsius at least an hour or more, then give it an immediate quick bath under cold running water.

>>7150297
best fucking advice in this thread, desu.

Slowly lick it over the years like a lollipop.

>>7148993
>is pink himalayan salt a "new" meme

hownew.ru

>>7149113
>Increase chi

Well, you lost any possible credibility you might have thought you had.