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My idiot son doesn't like Chinese food Every time I go get

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My idiot son doesn't like Chinese food
Every time I go get Chinese (it's the closest and only place open after I get out of work) he orders chicken wings like an asshole
He won't touch my buns either
How did I fuck up raising him /ck/
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>having a son
What the fuck are you doing on 4chan?
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your kid wont touch your buns? what a sad life. my kids always touch my buns, nigga.
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>>7120415
Trade him Chinese food for blowjobs.
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You brought him into this world, OP.
It's time to bring him out.
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>>7120415
just how old is your son
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garnish your buns with quinky sauce
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>>7120457
I didn't though, he's actually my wife's son
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>>7120487
oh buddy
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>>7120487
KEK
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>>7120487
incredible bait
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>>7120487
>my wife's son

Probably my favorite meme when done correctly
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>>7120415
>He won't touch my buns either

/tv/ pls
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>>7120487
>he's actually my wife's son
>chicken wings


He's a nigger huh?
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You faggots seriously wouldnt marry a woman with a previous child? Are you fucking retarded
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>>7121104
A lot of people on 4chan are also neckbeards who only want a pure Virgin waifu.
Most of the rest are practically children themselves so they can't even imagine raising kids.
I think it's nice that you're a stepfather.
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>>7120487
10/ten meme supreme make me scream.
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>>7121104
>marriage
Eye roll.jpg
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>>7121104
No.

If a woman has a previous child it means they either got knocked up when single (stupid and slutty - do not want) or they got knocked up and divorced (either stupid, argumentative, unreasonable, or they just don't know what they want in a relationship or partner).

In either scenario, the outlook for any future relationship is pretty bleak.
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What kind of faggot chinese place serves wings? Is it authentic chinese or american "chinese"? If the latter, why not just get him sweet and sour chicken or orange chicken? Everyone loves that msg laden crap and you can use it to try and ease him into eating other things.
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>>7121104
>taking care of somebody else's problem
>wanting seconds
>spending money on a kid that isn't yours

You sound like a raging faggot.
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>>7121334
lel. the chinese places around me serve arroz con pollo and fried plantains
>authentic chinese
I somehow doubt you could tell me the characteristics of sichuan vs cantonese food off the top of your head, so there is no reason for you to be such an insufferable prick about >muh authenticity.

you sound like one of those people who makes butthurt posts on yelp about not being given chopsticks. have you even been to china?
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Make him touch your Chinese buns even if he doesn't want to, but every time he does suck his dick thereby building up positive association, Chinese food=orgasm.
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Dunno OP, those chicken wings are pretty good. I love that yellowish marinade they use.
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