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Anything i can do with my duck before she flies over my neighbor's

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Anything i can do with my duck before she flies over my neighbor's wall? She doesn't even lay eggs anymore and i can have only one duck, so no mate for her.
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>>7116118

Put a feeding tube down her throat and force feed her corn until she dies. Then harvest the yummy liver. Donate the breasts and corpse to the neighbor as penance.
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You can give her to me. Ducks are my favorite animals.
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cook duck mcnuggetts.
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>>7116118
looks like its time to make duck stew
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>>7116118

Kill her, take off the breasts, burn them on purpose and send a pic to Gordon Ramsay.
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don't you dare kill that duck
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Mate with it yourself.
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She looks like a nice pet.
Give her love, treat her well.
God bless.
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>>7116118
Confit the legs. Pan roast the breasts. Use the wings and neck to make stock.
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That's a duck you gotta get up with on the couch, seems like a casual kinda duck that wouldn't mind too much touching at the back of the neck. Maybe rich pastas, maybe Oreos, but no matter what make sure the duck is always feeling out things first.
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dont kill the qtpi duck please

get a fence & make it your pet <3
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>>7116118

Clip her wings and keep her as a pet. Ducks are rad as hell, especially Muscovy's. I watched my brooding Muscovy beat the shit out of a Hawk trying to grab a couple of my Chick's
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>>7116118

that's a cute duck, there's one that lives around the corner from me and I like it. Keep in mind that most breeds aren't meant for eating before you do something drastic.
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