I have an unlimited supply of free eggs from my aunt's farm.

>>7110832
Making a girl eat all of the eggs.

try reinserting the eggs into the chickens to keep them fresh.

>sell eggs
>have unlimited money

you stupid son?

I wish I had unlimited eggs...I would literally drink 3 every morning after my shower and my one a day mens.

Boiled and pickled then sell them at the farmers' market.

>>7110832
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_pDTiFkXgEE#t=25s

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>>7110832
Make a GIANT OMELETTE

Carbonara, make sure to add lots of creme too!

>>7110902
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1vtNZqzbXkk

>>7110832
Fucking hollandaise all over faggot, or foyot delishhh

>>7110832
Meringue

Baking shit mang

trow them at people

>>7111744
This

>>7110832
DO NOT make meringues with your best eggs, infact meringues work best with eggs that are a couple days old.
If you are proud of your best eggs you might want to highlight them, such as by simply poaching them or serving them as a topper for a tartare.

>>7110832
deviled eggs

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use them on a fry up

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>>7110832

Crème brûlée, custard pudding.

When it's cold outside, hard boil 2 eggs and while they're still hot, put them in your pockets to keep your thighs warm. Then if you like you can peel and eat them or feed them to a dog etc

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>>7112110
>Then if you like you can peel and eat them or feed them to a dog etc

your thighs?