So what does /ck/ think about Nigella Lawson? I'm currently

>>7106109
Fat and can't cook.

>>7106117

yeah but the face is aight namean I'd slip her the ol dickaroo if you namean nigga realtalk

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>>7106117

>implying you wouldn't love her cooking as a husband

She only got a job on TV as her dad was the fucking chancellor of the exchequer. She cooks utter shite.

almost as annoying as nigel slater and less fun to do impressions of but she makes recipes simple enough for idiots to make and good enough for me to enjoy so i let them have her.

>>7106131
Nigel is a bit rapey

Rachael Ray of the UK

>>7106109
She has a strong character for not retiring after we learned she was the victim of systematic domestic violence. Either that or she gets off on the thought that everyone watching knows she enjoys being slapped around.

>>7106109
>So what does /ck/ think about Nigella Lawson?

Not much.

Just another talentless hack "lipstick and tits" female selling her pussy while pretending to sell cooking skills.

I make her chicken pot pie two or three times a year. It's bretty good.

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>>7106325

Way to defend the honor of m'lady from such an unjust and savage attack, good sir!

>>7106333

yeah that's what's happening here buddy, we're white knighting nigella not just taking the piss out of a clearly embittered neckbeard who would sell his grandma to sniff the slit of the 'females' he ostensibly loathes

>>7106360
Why would i need other females when i have a grandma?

>>7106364
checkm8, atheists

Lewd

>>7106109

How are you watching them? Stream? Torrent?

She really is the embodiment of the perfect milf and so I couldn't care less if she can cook or not.

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>>7106360
Well said, good sir! We must join together and battle intolerance together!

I salute you, sir!

>>7106419

>women are so stupid why don't they let me suck their feet

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>>7106427
You should be more respectful, sir!

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>>7106333
>>7106419
>>7106436

Take a breather, buddy. You deserve it.

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Daily reminder she's 55 years old.

my friend's mum looks and acts exactly like a skinny version of nigella. i do garden work and help out at her b&b quite a lot. it's weird.

>>7106600

more like fifty-fine years old.

>>7106616
DAAAAAAAYYYYUUUUMMMM

>>7106600
>>7106616
I thought your daily reminder would be obsolete in a few months but you didn't even last one day.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RtS2Ikk7A9I

She's pretty hot.

She's the kind of woman who will cook great food for you and then give you a blumpkin when you shit it out.

Also, we have seen evidence that the woman can take some abuse. I could not ask for more in a woman.

New to /ck/ and ive nwver heard of her. Alton Brown is one of my favorite tv cooks