ITT: post diner lingo and have other anon come up with what the

>>7103951
>two kikes and a band aid

thats the chef telling you to CLEAN THE FUCKING OVEN and stop crying about your booboo

>>7103951
2 pastramies on rye and the chef's hangover cure
>a Cook out and a superglue

>>7104255
A hot dog and a vanilla malt

>A hockeypuck and a goalkeeper on a diet

>>7104268
Well done steak with mashed potatoes, no gravy
>blonde woman in a red dress

>>7104357
Peeled Banana covered with Ketchup

>>7104357
steak tartare

>Bulimic Chickens in the coop

>Steak alla Americano

>>7104403
Deep fried rare hamburger

>>7103951
two plain bagels and a piece of smoked salmon?

>warm police

Pigs in a blanket

Can this be a thread where I espouse hilarious expressions?

I need two lightbulbs on a raft, a swirly and three orders of toot scooters

Heart attack on a raft the chips of this flavor are awesome

>Why bother?

Decaf coffee

>>7103951
Gimme an Abe Lincoln on a bed of hot coals. Burn it, sink it, and let it swim.

>a clip with half a magazine
>your mother and sister in bed and wet

>a dead indian with blood, shit and vomit

Your fat whore mother

A la mode

>>7104934
Two eggs sunny side up on toast is the lightbulbs on a raft

>>7105141
buffalo sausage hotdog with red bell peppers, steak sauce and guacamole?

>>7105136
>your mother and sister in bed and wet

Deep fried apple pie stuffed with ice cream, covered in caramel sauce.

Two fat ladies and an old romero

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>>7105178
nah

red sausage hot dog with ketchup, brown mustard and remoulade

>put out the lights and cry

Three moo cows, one no cukes, one no stinkers, one wet one, four tubers, and four from the vine.

>>7103951
BEHIND!

>>7103951
Two zip zaps in the dryer with artichoke on top of the fridge

One bamboozle in the pot pinbed with a fry lock

Three yokels in a hat with gin on the jacuzzi

Four toads in a pie with one red dog in the bed

Five gloves unstrung laced together

Six figs in a tide with under wood in the stir

Seven tates under the sky with a full moon in broad daylight

Spicy sunny side up egg with toast

A Ferguson Frenzy

>>7107006 Shit, meant to respond here
Spicy sunny side up egg with toast

A Ferguson Frenzy

>>7105195
dead indjun in a canoe.

>It's a meme "American" """diner""" run by """"Mom"""" and ""pop"" with meme named """"""""""Food"""""""""" on the """""Menu"""""

>>7107094
all you can eat fried chicken and free refills on orange soda.

>the whole farm
Eggs bacon sausage and toast

>>7103951
>a limo with two drivers and a side of refugees

>>7107114
an uncut penis with a side of cow jizz.

>>7105190
A good Friday night in.

>>7107122
Where's the beef?

>>7107199
Nigga you don't farm beef

>>7105136
>clip with a half mag

Blt with less meat

>>7107206
How the fuck do you think you get eggs, bacon, and sausage?

pot of jet fuel and two steel beams