You are halfway through eating your dinner when you glance down

>>7093593
>pick out fly
>continue with meal
I was raised humbly

>>7093593
>implying you don't eat thousands of flies without seeing them

>>7093593
That fly was poisoned. Someone tried to kill you.

>>7093593
What kind of fly? If its a fe ale Muslim fly that identifys as a male I might have a problem

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>>7093593

I was eating a bowl of dead flies the other day and one was faking it. Sent that shit right back to the kitchen. Get comped for fresh bowl without fakers.

Free bowl was SO cash.

you apparently consume about 7 spiders a year, most are inhaled while sleeping

>>7093619
>>7093615
This and this

I'd continue eating, of course.

Well, maybe I'd throw it away if I hadn't started eating yet and the fly died after taking a lick.

>>7093593
Remove the fly, keep eating.

I've got a co-worker that will thoroughly inspect his food when we go to company lunches.Maybe something absolutely terrifying happened to him in the past, but I've seen him send back still-sizzling Fajita plates at Chili's for suspected hair.

Of all the shit in the kitchen that could fall into your food, hair is honestly the least likely to give anyone problems.

>>7093641
I really like this post

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>>7093643
nnnnnnnnnnope.

>>7093593
take fly out, keep eating. with hair, i get more skeptical and eat slowly and carefully. i work in the medical field and i know that most germ related bullshit is in fact bullshit. you aint gonna die kid, just keep eating you bitch

unless you want a free meal, in which im all for complaining and getting a free dinner from it. a kitchen should be immaculate.

>>7093892
What if's a hair off some dude's balls? You could get an STD.

>>7093961
Not if it's cooked to the proper temperature before serving!

Seriously, though. You've got a point, but most people are able to distinguish between a wiry deathpube and an eyelash or something.