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>>7084690
The first clause makes the everything in the second clause irrelevant.

I'd press the button without a doubt.

>someone serves a meal
>don't want to look rude since I can't eat it
>duplicate a serving using my shitty magic
>now no one is offended
>meal tastes like shit anyway
>turns out they can't cook
>have to force down bad food anyway to not look rude

Thanks button.

>>7085095
>>someone serves a meal
>>don't want to look rude since I can't eat it
>>duplicate a serving which actually tastes nice but looks the same using my shitty magic
>>now no one is offended
>>meal tastes great
>>turns out they can't cook but I don't care
>>have to watch others force down shit food while I enjoy delicious food

ftfy

I would press the button in an instant

http://WillYouPressTheButton.com/163312

>>7085118
>shitpost on /ck/
>suddenly anything you post becomes a meme

Hey.

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was expecting more people that genuinely enjoy cooking enough to say no

http://willyoupressthebutton.com/163315

>>7085122
Most of the threads on here are Fast Food threads

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http://willyoupressthebutton.com/163313

>>7085135

I'll just get a salmonella vaccine and learn to love heaping tablespoons.

>>7085122
It's a big red button. Human nature dictates that you HAVE to press it

>>7085122
I genuinely enjoy cooking, but the button gives me free shellfish whenever I want.

>>7085122
I love to cook, but unlimited no-effort food of any quality is a no brainer

>>7086009
Yeah, seriously. It would make me sad that I can't cook any more, but that thing is effectively infinite riches + curing world hunger.

Just set up a front, spend a five minute shift every so often rocking out like you're at the world's greatest slam poetry session and churn out fois gras platters and thirty pound take out boxes of truffle with vintage champagne Nebuchadnezzars.

You'd have to mix it up occasionally, but half the fun of cooking is designing new dishes. Without the barrier of having to physically produce the things, you could rapidly become the most technically complex chef in the world. 50 animal turducken? Snap. Taj Mahal shaped croque en bouche? Snap. Just an actual mammoth? You get the idea.