So what's the deal with this guy? i heard that he lost a competition or something?
>>7066196
Lol he looks like a sweaty meatball
>>7066196
UK:
Marco Pierre White
Gordon Ramsay
Jamie Olivier
USA:
Ja/ck/
Simply Sara
that fat hipster with the Vice cooking show
Seriously, get your shit together America!
>>7066200
I shouldn't have laughed as hard as I did.
he's the last person on earth who should be teaching u how to cook. His sauces are tomatoes with sugar. SO MUCH SUGAR. the only good thing about his videos are his reviews, just watch them muted tho
>>7066200
That's not fair anon. It's a good thing when you see a meatball in a kitchen.
>>7066429
eww i remember when he prepared a burger half cooked damn
>>7066196
>YOOOOHOO HOO HOO HOO HOO HO...HOODEEDOODEEDOOOO
>The alarm wakes me up. I wipe the sleep out of my eyes
>The sweet purr of Tammy's C-PAP machine is comforting, it beckons me back to sleep
>No, I must wake up, today is the day
>I better check on Jack Jr...
>Jack's not in his room...it suddenly hits me that he spent the night at one of his football friends' house
>I've been worrying lately, he's been hanging out with colored folk, they might try to peer pressure him into trying the devil's lettuce
>I'm worrying about nothing, I've raised Jack to be a good man. Never to hit a woman!
>Shower and shave, using my trusty kit from Harry's Razors
>I decide to wear a shirt quoting 1 Corinthians 13:4-0, Jesus will respect my dedication
>Mosey through my hall of hats, decide on a classic little number featuring the character Dedpole, he's a popular guy among the kids
>I must prepare for the chili cook off, this is my calling. I gave up DJ'ing for this.
>Head to the local Kroger to gather my bountiful canned ingredients. Nobody else understands that THIS IS WHAT I DO, if you're going to criticize me on canned items, you're in the wrong place friend.
>The judges will never see my secret ingredient coming
>I've been saving a year old brisket coated in coffee grounds for this purpose, my Christ has commanded it
>Pour every bit of 26 minutes into assembling my chili masterpiece, no one else at the cook off will have dedicated their day as I have
>Tammy finally wakes up and removes her C-PAP mask and gets ready for the chili bowl cook off
>We head over to the football field, Jack is there with his melanin enhanced friends. One of them is giving me dirty looks; I think he's dealing marijuana cigarettes
>I hand my masterpiece to the lovely woman governing this event and she explains that all of the folks present will taste and judge. This will provide fair results as everyone tasting gets a voice (so she tells me).
>>7066494
>Christ bellows into my ears "BLASPHEMY!"
>Why aren't 3 neutral judges allowed at this event? I don't trust the opinion of these homely people with their heretic taste buds. They probably don't even support napalming Palestine.
>I urge Jack Jr and Tammy to vote for what they feel is the best chili, I WILL NOT stoop to the level of telling family and friends to vote for my chili.
>No one has the palate to appreciate freezer aged brisket
>No one here understands the complexity of canned beans and sauce
>This ruse of a contest has been a farce from the start
>I know in my enlarged heart that I am the true winner, and that my chili can bring warring nations together. The love is in the freezer burn.
>Jesus has told me I must infiltrate a high school chili cook off the following week to exact my vengeance via passive aggressive insults to children.
>These people think recipes off the Internet are good? BLASPHEMY!
>Where are the award winners? WHERE ARE THEY?
>I end up leaving extremely disappointed. I await Jesus' command to lead me to my next location for the next highly awaited episode of Jack on the Go.
>Such is the life of a Youtube cooking god
>>7066494
10/10
>>7066196
I can't even cook but I'm still flabbergasted by this creatures lack of skill.
>>7066494
we need some pics or never happened
also
10/10
>>7066494
>>7066505
A work of art.
>>7066494
I keked
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9wY5YLlG6lw
>>7066196
his reviews are terrible (well, i've only watched one) but he's still better than "reviewbrah"
>>7066196
What video is this from?
>>7066222
>simply sara
I give her 6 months.
She seems really nice though it's a shame. A human body just can't take the punishment she is putting hers' through.
>>7066494
>Dedpole
>>7066505
>>7067596
She's like a monk, ritually whipping herself. Except with cola and cheese.
Can someone give me the best/worst of keking with jack
>>7067169
http://www.cnbc.com/live-tv/west-texas-investors-club/full-episode/a-time-to-grill/502726211915
>>7067596
yeah i agree with you i feel bad for her although she started it
>>7068651
It won't play for me :(
am cankek, is that the reason?
>>7068714
i just found this http://www.guidelive.com/reality-tv/2015/08/12/west-texas-investors-club-little-kindness-mean-sissy
but not the video also
>"the best BBQ sauce you'll ever taste" cannot cook barbecue.
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