im hungry suggest something for me to buy, prepare, and eat.

>>7059852

learn to cook rice faggot

cook a stir fry with rice noodles or something

fast and ez

cook your cock and balls on a plate

chocolate covered fish tacos with boiled cantaloupe

>>7059854
i dont have anything that can cook rice properly.

>>7059852
Start simple. Pasta, eggs, etc.

Then try this! It involves cutting up vegetables into roughly equal sizes, putting spices on them, placing chicken on top, and baking them in the oven. Follow instructions and delicious food will result.

http://wishfulchef.com/chicken-roasted-on-a-bed-of-vegetables/

Battered and deep fried ice cubes.

>>7059865
im not a fucking retard.

>>7059864

do you own a big pot

cause you need that and some water

Carbonara

>>7059865
>i cant cook rice
>im not a fucking retard.

You can understand how I thought otherwise.

>>7059876
okay. its a bit more fatty than i was hoping but i see that carbonara thread.
keep it alive till i get back.

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Fried Bologne Sandwich w/ Fried egg (OE!!)

>>7059852

>will deliver

Make a foie gras torchon, homemade baguette, and some kind of fruit compote with whatever is in season where you live.

Does delivery always take this long?

He's not gonna get a tip!