What would happen if you ate 4 dozen eggs every morning

>>7058900
In all seriousness you'd probably die due to cholesterol.

>>7058900
You'll get large. Though the evil egg industry will be in charge.

>>7058902
>still believing this in current year

>>7058902

RETARD ALERT

>>7058900

reckon by the time you get grown, you'd be eating 5 dozen eggs and be the size of a barge

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>>7058900
Tell em Large Marge sent ya.

your own gas would kill you

>what would happen if you ate almost 4000 calories for breakfast?

You'd get large, and by large I mean very fat. Unless you didn't eat anything else for the rest of the day and did serious physical labor the entire time.

You skin will turn red and you'll become a square.

>not eating 100 eggs, puking them into a frying pan and eating the omelet

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zeOW5y3A2Fw

>>7058949
major props for LA BEAST
that guy never dissapoints
i also like the fact that he shit on shoenice

>>7058900
You'd become roughly the size of a barge.

>>7059475

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