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>Here's your beer, sir.

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>Here's your beer, sir.
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>>7046707
Could you shake it up a bit more? It doesn't have enough foam. Thanks!
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>>7046707
A restaurant in someone's yard? Absolutely ridiculous.
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>>7046717
>not having your wife call you sir
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>>7046721
>this is what CAMRA actually believes
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>>7046733
>not drinking a couple stellas and beating the bitch for such a transgression
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>>7046707
>when you ask the qt waitress for some head
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>>7046707
Watch it disappear in 3 seconds due to it being a shit beer.
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Obvious first time home brewer who fucked up on one of the many things that are easy to fuck up, like everyone does at some point...

Shit thread.
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>>7046707
>that'll be 9.99 plus tip
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>>7047109
Or somebody who doesn't know how to pour a beer.

>GLUG GLUG GLUG
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>>7047109
I hate the HOT gassy farts you get with some homebrew. I think it's caused by leaving too much yeast in without racking or filtering.
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>>7046707
must be a dutch place
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>>7047198

Not knowing how to pour a beer is a sign of being new to home brewing.

Yeah, there's a fucking yeast cake at the bottom of the bottle. It's where the bubbles came from, but doesn't mean the beer has to be over-carbonated.
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>>7046707
> not squeezing her qt pi ass and saying "yo toots gimmie another beer!"
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i think the most pleb fucking beer related thing thats happened to me happened at a bar called the Satellite in silver lake Los Angeles.

I order a double ipa by angel city(which is a shitty brewery but its the only decent ipa they had).

so it was $8. ok fine everything seems normal. I get my glass and the bartender served me it in a whiskey glass. I look around and see that everyone else drinking beer has a pint glass. Im confused why i have a glass that holds half the amount of beer while still paying full price. so I ask the bartender that.

she responds by saying "because thats a double"

I just stand there dumbfounded staring at her. I honestly cant believe the idiotic thing I had just heard. It was loud and I didnt feel like explaining to this dumb bitch why she sounded so stupid. so I told her to give me a bigger cup because she was mistaking. She tries to charge me extra so I ask for the manager and she just gives in because its busy and gives me a bigger cup and more beer. I then ask her how she even got this job.

seriously that might have been the most stupidest beer thing ive ever heard.
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>>7047215
Or a pleb who only drinks beer from a can and has never actually poured a beer before.
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>>7047143
That's the real crime
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>>7047226
But she was right....
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>>7047245

the more I look at this comic, the more I think it's mocking people who think people drink beer just to look cool
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>>7047260
Ostensibly, it's a whiney man-faggot that simply cannot appreciate the wide variety of beers out there.

You could be right though. He could have majorly fucked up and accidentally come across as a retard.
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>>7047250
....

your yanking my penis huh?
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I'm still looking for the place that has steel reserve on tap.
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>tfw can drink hard liquour and mixed drinks
>tfw all beer tastes like shit to me and the same

yeah people keep saying i need to drink more to like beer, but all i ever taste are hops. I don't taste the chocolate in chocolate beer, the oatmeal in oatmeal beer, etc. ill just keep my whisky/rum/long island ice tea
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>>7046707
Thanks. This is actually my first time drinking beer. Let's see what all the hubbub is all about.
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>>7047226
I don't know who is more stupid. Someone paying $8 for a beer or the bartender serving beer in a lowball glass.
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>>7047303
if you live somewhere other than he middle of bumfuck nowhere you'll find that the cost of living goes up in every way.

Its ok though...you're not poor are you anon?
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>>7047226

Are you actually retarded, or you just not know what "double" means?

>twice the ingredients into the same amount of beer

You're not paying extra for the water...
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>>7047067

>mfw a customer actually used this on a pint I poured
>CAMRA member

die
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>>7047295

You do you, man. Maybe you're just not meant for beer drinking.

But if you're trying to explain Long Islands, maybe just admit you have a problem?
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>>7046707
This always happens to me, but worse.
What am I doing wrong?
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>>7047351
>cost of living
>overpaying for a bottle of piss water

Pick one
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>>7047245
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>>7047942
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>>7047227

Why are you arguing about this?

The OP pic is obviously an over-carbonated home brew.

If you have a better explanation then fucking say so. Otherwise you just sound like an idiot who nobody should bother listening to.
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>>7047067

Not CAMRA, we don't measure our drinks in weight, we measure them by liquid volume.
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>>7046707
You Japanese fucker you're fired
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>>7048036
>Not CAMRA, we don't measure our drinks in weight, we measure them by liquid volume.

Ounces are a measure of liquid volume, retard.
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>>7046707
thanks, its the way i like it
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>>7047641
That's why Anon was paying $8 for it.
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>>7046721
I can imagine some pathetic idiot going, "uhhh *exasperated breathing* my beer is 1cm short of what i PAID for! *struggle to breathe continues*"

fuck that imagine makes me want to slap a perosn
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>>7047226

>it was loud and I didnt feel like explaining to this dumb bitch why she sounded so stupid

What exactly would you have tried to explain? Why you should get the same amount of a more expensive beer for the same price as a cheaper one?

You're honestly the one who sounds like the idiot in this story.
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>>7047067
>CAMRA
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>>7046733

Gotta keep your sex life alive somehow
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>>7047245
>>7047979

>XKCD
People still post this pederast?
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>>7047641
>>7049255
Are you guys seriously this fucking stupid? Go to any bar at all that serves beer. It doesn't matter if it's a session IPA, regular IPA or double IPA or even triple. You will always get a pint glass. The higher the abv the higher the price that's all. The fucking size of the glass doesn't change you stupid fucking faggots.

The only reason for beer glassware to change is if it's a sour or stout where a pint glass amount would be over bearing. Jesus Christ you fucking fags step out of your basement and go to a bar once in a while.
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>>7047947
>double IPA
>pisswater

You literally don't know what you are talking about. If you want to shitpost at least make it interesting.
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>>7049624

>you will always get a pint glass

Are you a britbong or something?

Virtually every bar that serves decent beer has a few beers that they serve in smaller sizes these days, usually in a tulip/snifter.

It sounds like you're the one who needs to get out more.

They also always put it right on the board if it's served in a smaller size, so it's probably your own fault for not reading.
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>>7049239
I lold
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>>7049255
Dumbass
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>>7049627
You've never had an IPA have you?
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>>7049624
What? Where do you live? Different sizes of glass are very common. Many beers come in 1/2, 1/3 or 2/3 servings depending on their ABV.
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>>7049759

You told him.
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SMALL
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>>7049820
>dutch man
>wearing cycling-related apparel, ever
nope.jpg
tulip monkeys are ashamed to wear bike clothes because they think it shows how civilized they are to ride in tweed jackets and plaid woolen pants, and ritte is an american brand of bikes and that guy is an american.

the joke he's probably trying to make is that the ritte bike company's namesake was a crazy guy who won a bunch of bike races in various creative ways. that guy was dutch.

in one race he kicked everyone's ass so badly that he stopped before the finish line and started drinking pints at a roadside pub. his manager panicked and threw him out of the pub and forced him to cross the finish line.
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