>a little mayo and wholegrain mustard >two thin slices

>>7046370
want a medal?

>that didn't come from a fast food chain
>how dare you post that here

I keep thinking that processed, american singles have a place here and there (burgers, hungover grilled cheese, etc.), but every time I give a chance I realize I have completely grown out of the taste.

Not even talking about Kraft singles, but nicer regional brands that claim "organic" and "minimally processed".

>inb4 there's no difference

There is a difference, but it makes no difference.

>>7046370
Mayo and mustard together is a GOAT combination. Your sammitch looks good OP

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>eating processed meat
enjoy your cancer

>>7047136

I'm an alcoholic who smokes half a pack a day, do you really think I care about cancer meat? You might as well criticize eating an egg a few times a week.

If cancer scares got to me I'd bring up how I haven't had a cell phone in three years, but the only reason for that is I'm an unemployed adult.

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>>7047164
>smoking processed cigarettes

enjoy your cancer

>>7047168
>2015
>not enjoying cancer

>>7047164
>not finishing the pack
Enjoy your cancer

>>7047204

The cancer goes away after 12 hours of exposure to air.

Read the news once in awhile, anon.

>>7047211

>there are people who don't report joey and jack threads on sight

>oc thread involving grapes
>borneo can't be bothered to chime in

>>7047028

The only place I prefer them to 'real cheese' is on a homemade egg mcmuffin type sandwich, with an english muffin, egg, bacon and cheese. For some reason I just prefer the kraft singles to regular cheddar on there.

>>7048063

The OP seemed a pretty obvious variation on the egg mcmuffin, but I would have honestly added some baby spinach.

>there are people who would leave out the tomato

>>7048075

Not on an english muffin tho.

>>7048077

It has a bunch of little holes like an English muffin though - the kind that people who claim to have a phobia of holes always go on about.

>variation

>>7048091

You shut the fuck up when you're talking to me.

>>7048098

I'm pretty sure you wouldn't have responded if I hadn't said anything...

Do you know how the internet works?